Hey /ad/v do you think not bathing could be the secret to lo

lmao imagine how black the bathtub would then after he steps in it.

I remember you.

There IS something to the hygeine hypothesis (the idea that we've over-sterilized our environment to the point where we can no longer build up our immunity in some important ways). But the hygeine hypothesis has nothing to do with bathing. Your role model's longevity is more likely due to luck than anything else. And I question the idea that he looks 20 years younger: if anything, I would place him as being 10 years older.

tl;dr - Suck it up and take a bath.

>>16541955
Good goyim, yes, stop taking baths and stop wasting water

>>16541978
I don't think he plans to.

>>16542025
Good Goyim bathe in our fluorinated chloride water.

>>16541955
>His favorite food is rotten dead porcupine, and he smokes a pipe filled with animal feces instead of tobacco.
lmao

b&

I wonder what his armpits smell like and how itchy he gets.

>>16542040
Why does he smoke animal feces does that actually give you a buzz or anything or does he like the feeling of smoke in his lungs or is it part of his theory of increased longevity?

If you become some hermit it's probably doable, but I'd imagine not bathing for long periods of time and going in public or to a job won't get you anywhere.

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>>16542070
I imagine it does

he also smokes five cigarettes at a time

>>16541955
dude, i think they are making fun of indian people.

indian people believe in not bathing very often or going to the bathroom regularly. they only shower like once a week or month or something, and they wait until their intestines are packed full of shit and them smoke cigars.

i'm not being racist, i think that's true... a lot of people don't like that though.

i think they do that to prove they are not opium or heroin addicts... not sure...

>>16542108
sounds like a myth honestly

>>16542087
That's photoshopped aint it?

>>16541955
>is 80 years old and looks 20 years younger.
Yeah, twenty years younger than the universe.

>>16542216
For 80 he looks damned good.. I know people in their 40's who don't look as good.