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>meet this woman on OKC
>she's in her early 30s, I'm in my early 20s
>meet up IRL
>she's cool, a bit awkward
>starts telling me about her inviolvement in the fetish scene here
>shows me pics of her with needles in her and shit
>all within an hour of meeting her
>think, "wow pretty cool I might have sex tonight"
>we don't
>meet her sporadically over the next few months, she's in a polyamorous relationship with a man who wears a tophat
>and she's asexual
>try have sex with her
>no dice
>"You can touch me if you want though"
>got weird, left
>still meet maybe once every 2 months
>yet she still sends me stuff like pic related, which she sent today after we walked by each other on the street
What's going on. Is there ANY way I get get this chick to sex me?
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>>16539369
She's broadcasting a thousand red flags. You don't want her to sex you.
Frankly I'd delete her number and cut off all contact if I were you.
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>>16539385
This.
Like, 10% of what she does would be enough for me to get the fuck out of there.
What the hell are you waiting for?!
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>>16539401
Probably this is the closest OP got to pussy in the last 2 years.
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>>16539401
I wan't to get my dick wet and it's been a while. Not used to girls sending noods. Many other reasons.
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>>16539410
I can accept a little craziness in a girl if all I want is to fuck her, anon.
But never, NEVER, NEVER get involved with someone who mixes sex and needles. That shit is a HUGE vector for terrible diseases. Do not fucking touch it.
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>>16539407
well she's one of many close pussy calls I've had in the last few years. Last time by dick was in a pussy was three years ago. Actually got far closer with another girl my own age over the summer but she got too drunk and fell asleep.
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>>16539424
She tolds me it was a once off, was the guys idea and he was a doctor.
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>>16539444
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
It's your life anon. I'm just saying, I would not touch this mess with a ten foot pole.
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>>16539459
OK, all of this aside...
IF I chose to, how would I go about converting this situation into me fucking her?
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>>16539773
LOL you're a fucking idiot
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On a tangent, anyone else tired of this new-age sexual revolution bullshit? Sapiosexual? Demisexual? Asexual? Polyamorous? Pansexual? Christ, it's like a star of complete fuckery burst in our galaxy and is raining fuckdust into our atmosphere.
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>>16539909
/adv/, ladies and gents
Look, OP. Just find another chick. And if you're that desperate to get laid, get a fleshlight and to go town on your junk. Don't be so desperate that you settle for some headcase with as many "sexualities" as there are hairs on your goddamn nutsack.
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