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how do i into cougars? i wouldnt even know where to begin

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how do i into cougars? i wouldnt even know where to begin
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>>16538429
Bump
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someone must have some experience
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Be attractive, broaden your horizon (as in know things that old people would know) they are a generation, or more ahead of you, they would like people who know things.
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>>16538429
You're in luck, I'm the oldest female on here.
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>>16538539
thanks, could you expand a bit on the knowing stuff bit please?

>>16538558
ok cool, so what do i do to get in your pants?
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>>16538429
Cougar here:

I can't speak for all of us, but I look for appearances, manners and eagerness to please when making my selection.

With me, it's about who's going to look good on my arm on the streets and who's going to fuck me like a wild man in the sheets .

I don't need your paycheck. I've got my own. I don't need a fancy car or special gifts - I can buy those things on my own.

I want a good personality and a thick dick.

Can you step up to the plate, OP?
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>>16538806
sure, how do i get in on the franchise?
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>>16538849
How old are you?
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>>16538910
22
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>>16538806
>dfw fit literally NONE of the criteria besides being male
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>>16538923
Too old.
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>>16538957
none of >>16538806 criteria, but that was just a teenage boy pretending to be a cougar
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>>16538959
are you shitting me? are you just a juvie hunter or what? dudes who are like 19 dont know what theyre doing
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>>16538974
Yeah, I was joking. But 22 year olds don't really know what they're doing either.
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>>16538990
either way, how would i get in on the cougar train?
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>>16539003

Cold approach a 5/10 unsatisfied housewife. Fuck her brains out. You'll figure out the rest.
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>>16538972
>there can't possibly be anyone other than high school kids on 4chan.
>especially women .
>4chan mentality at it's finest.
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>>16538990
Yo, not OP but I'm 20. How is it possible for me to meet up with someone like you when I can't even go to bars? Milf's/cougars are my all time fetish
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>>16539089
You have to meet them on the internet then.
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>>16539089
CougRlife
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>>16538429
I ran into a cougar while out hiking one time. Make yourself appear larger and speak loudly.
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>>16539125
Amusing.
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>>16539125
sincere replies only please
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>>16539128
Not even a tiny smirk? You seem too boring for a cougar.
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>>16539137
> hoi hoi mountain lions

that has to be the most hack response in the world
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>>16539128
Go to a bar, there are almost always a few older skanks hanging around the bar near closing time. Volunteer at a school, you'll come in contact with single mothers. Or online, I'm sure there are older women sites looking for young bucks.
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>>16539151
If you don't have humor or wit, your chances of getting laid go down quite a bit.
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