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how do you get a boyfriend in real life

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how do you get a boyfriend in real life
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How do u get a girlfriend?
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>>16536967
Smile and play with your hair when you start talking to him, and when he tries to be funny, laugh and touch his arm.
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You can't "get" a boyfriend

You have to wait for a man to ask you out, and then then he has to like you, and then you can decide if you want to reciprocate

Guys have it so easy though. They can just walk up to the girls they like and ask them out. They have the power of choice. We have to wait to be asked out :(
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>>16537056
you could ask, they would most likely not say no
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>>16537056
Vaginas are like a venus fly trap. They stay open and only close and capture their prey when a sucker comes along : (
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>>16537056
Yup. Nothing is easier than facing the fear of rejection when you pour your heart out to someone.
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Idk.
I just be myself and they come to me.
if i want them to or not.
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>>16537058
> you could ask

Sure, in theoretical land.

In real world, male-female relations don't allow that. You'd be seen as a slug of a woman, a pariah, so disgusting that you had to resort to asking out a man because no one would ask you out
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>>16536967
Just ask
>>16537056
I hate that you think this btw. A lot of guys can be nervous. Why don't you just ask them? If you like someone ask them or tell them. Don't wait that's all non sense and bull shit. Tell the guy you like him otherwise he will never know. If he is interested he will either tell you or talk to you a lot more.
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>>16537065
Yup, saying "yes" or "no" is so much harder than working yourself up just to potentially feel as if you're nothing.
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>>16537070
> :^) guys like it when girls ask them out, lol they like it when girls chase them and not the converse

I'm not falling for this ruse
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>>16537079
You have to work yourself up, but you get to CHOOSE who to work yourself up to. You can literally choose to ask out any woman you wanted. The opportunities are endless.

Our opportunities are limited to whoever asks us out. Our choice is much smaller
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>get friends
>get friends who are boys
>eventually you'll find one who likes you and who you like and he becomes boyfriend
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>>16537083
That's bullshit, you have the same exact opportunity as me or almost any guy and you get the added perk of having several men lined up to do the job for you. The reason why you won't do it is because it's hard.
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"why don't you just ask HIM out, Anon?"
>labeled a desperate bitch who can't even get a guy to ask her out
"wow u must be really desperate for that dick"

You guys think getting rejected by a girl is bad?
Imagine getting rejected from a BOY, who is SUPPOSED to want your ass.
Like if it's so easy for girls to get BF's, you gotta be hella ugly to get rejected by a boy, rite?
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>>16537109
Are you baiting?
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it's real hard to get dumped by a guy, that you thought that understood you.
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>>16537079
I know, right? Because if Chad hasn't asked a girl out, they have to spent all their time saying no to everyone else. It must be exhausting. And after all that time they put into dressing up and making sure their makeup was just right for Chad...
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>>16537056
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>>16537070
>>16537080
Its Trudeau. Theres nothing hotter than a girl asking for MY number.
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>>16537187
>It's Trudeau.

The author or the Prime Minister?
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All I had to do was be myself
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>>16537203
/r9k/ is right, "be yourself" is bullshit when it comes to getting a significant other...

Unless you're a girl.
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>>16537206
Naw, my boyfriend spent forever pretending to be someone he wasn't for ages, and couldn't keep a girlfriend. Now we're together, where he's his actual dorky self and I love it, and I love him for it.
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>>16536967
>Wash thoroughly every night
>Clean you face, mouth and other orifices.
>Shave the hair off of every body part except the hair on your head
>Work off some of the weight that has you stuck to your chair
>Eat healthy
>Get out more (try going to the park, a cafe or the library)
>The last thing you need to do is get off this sight, erase your browser history,cut all tie you have with anon and never come back.

Following these steps should help you on your path to becoming a normie again. Now go fuck yourself and have a nice day.
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>>16537056
>guys have it so easy though

You're kidding, right anon?
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>>16537065
Or be judged and called needy when trying to connect.
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>>16537067
Only females think that way, guys actually appreciate it a lot more when a girl asks them out.
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>>16537206
False
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>>16537264
This is simply false. Any girl who is unnattractive enough to where she doesn't have guys asking her out is probably not the kind of girl you want coming after you.
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Ask him out
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>>16536967
Suck his dick.
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>>16537199
Check'd
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>>16537291
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>>16537083
Sorry, hun. That alpha you have your eyes on? You don't deserve him as much as your mom, friends, and those Dove commercials tell you that you do. You actually have to be worth something to get his attention.
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>>16537056
>Guys have it so easy though.

Holy shit, people actually believe this?
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>>16536967
Be not ugly?
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>>16537291
Seems true with the qualifier being that the girl is real unattractive.
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>>16537516
Don't be gay, it's true as long as you aim real low.
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>>16537516
It's kind of true in some ways

>guys don't get periods
>guys can't get pregnant
>guys can instantly become friends with other guys
>guys have a lot less social expectations put upon them
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>>16537516
Nope, just women.
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>>16537547
you left out
>guys can be financially and legally raped by a woman at any point in time, even more so if they are in a relationship/have kids
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>>16536967
That picture is so hot her thick pale legs are such a turn on you've just turned me into a hentai creep again
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>>16537547
>>guys can instantly become friends with other guys
>>guys have a lot less social expectations put upon them

Hahaha oh wow. So because I don't like sports this instantly means I am friends with all jocks? flawless logic. There are tons of men who can't stand me and vice versa.

Also men have a lot of social expectations; must make money or less a failure, must face rejection with every attempted date (only implies if woman don't ask people out which varies place to place), no one finds fat men attractive while BBW is popular, once a man balds dating scene is almost impossible.
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>>16536967
Slut it up
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>>16536967
Got mine after I was hit by a car. He was an off duty paramedic who saved my life. I treated him to dinner as a thank you and from there it's history. Only thing is he considers me a friend, he's married. Oh well, I'm gonna bang his brains out eventually
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>>16537807
Wat
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>>16537547
This has nothing to do with what we were talking about
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Date me
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>>16537291
If you are good looking you can decide to ask a guy out or not. Nothing of your choices will make you less physically attractive.

Any fucking guy loves being hit on by a girl.
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>>16537866
Your repeating digits have been checked.
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>>16537083
>You can literally choose to ask out any woman you wanted. The opportunities are endless.
Correct, because all dudes look like pic related.

How can you actually believe standing around, being pretty through make up and just playing the judge is harder than actually being the candidate?
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Ask a boy if he wants you as a gf in india in india every boy will say you yes
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>>16537056
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Laughing at all the sad motherfuckers ITT that fell for this troll.
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>>16537893
For every single retarded bait post you see on 4chan there's a real person who actually believes the same.
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>>16537893
>>16537905
The circular logic of bait and switch.

No one will ever truly know if posts are bait or not anymore.
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>>16537869
>Any fucking guy loves being hit on by a girl.
speak for yourself fucknut
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>>16537905
>>16537907
What you're looking for is Poe's Law
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>>16537909
Ahhh, but did I already know that, or was I merely leading you into a ruse?
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1. Be attractive, feminine, dress well, graceful.
2. Have opinions and be educated.
3. Be attractive
4. Float around social settings waiting to get asked out by 100 guys. Have friends or a community to invite you to these and make you seem cool.
5. Be attractive.
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>>16537065

fear of rejection is your choice. Also, don't pour your heart out to someone. (very bad idea)

>>16537056

yes and no. guys 7 and above can have power of choice with girls 8 and below. girls 8 and above seem to have power of choice (at least while they're still young). True, women still have to wait to be asked, but they generally are being courted for at least flings on the weekly.

>>16536967
best advise is to date multiple guys at the same time, and filter them out according to your preferences and chemistry. Sooner or later, you and a dude will mesh. If you're not attractive enough, go on a diet, go to the gym, and consider finding better makeup. But honestly cardio should be your best friend.
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>>16537931
>fear of rejection is your choice
Explain. Fear by definition isn't usually a choice.
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>>16536967
By asking dumb questions on an animeboard while going after the things you want...on an animeboard...
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>>16537919

Damn this hits in a sore spot, because my best friend is exactly like that and not interested in dating or relationships at all, while I'm not and waiting here to become a desperate, bitter spinster.
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>>16537908
It's simply the truth.
It doesn't happen as regularly as for girls, so yes we always appreciate it..

Unless it's some fat chick
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>>16536967
Say this out loud in some place with lots of single guys

Which is anywhere
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>>16537056
Obvious as fuck m8.
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>>16537056
Lol are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit?
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>>16537547
"have less social expectations"
>has to sign up for draft in US
>has to be bread-winners
>can't be fat or skinny otherwise not a man
>society tells us that men are unattractive and that the male body is "weird looking/ gross" (penis, butt, muscles)
>muscles are gross but women turn men down for lack of them
>highest workplace deaths
>highest risk of mental illness
>negative bias in family court
>longer prison sentencing and higher incarceration rates for same crimes
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>>16536967
1. Be cute.
2. Don't be not cute.

Also, not being a disgusting whale helps.
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>>16538068
>Unless it's some fat chick
ok there you go
that qualifier is what I was looking for
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>>16536967
>how do you get a boyfriend in real life
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>>16537056
THIS IS BAIT. THIS IS FUCKING BAIT.
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>>16537908
holy shit you're a faggot. If you're attracted to her and shes making a pass at you, how can you not like it? Confidence in women is just as attractive as the vice versa.
You're ducking weird anon.
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>>16538468
>If you're attracted to her
If a lot of women you WEREN'T attracted to asked you out en masse nearly every other day you'd probably be really annoyed and start to hate it.

(I'm kinda playing devil's advocate since I would probably enjoy the attention and appreciate just being asked instead of having an ugly girl acting weird and awkward around me.)
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