What would you say to your 17 yo self?

>don't watch porn

>>16527749
>don't let them come up for air unless they start to complain.

>>16527751
why?

kill yourself now, don't wait.

>>16527752
>>16527755
wut

Close the computer and go outside or read a book, you dense mother fucker.

P.S. Don't do drugs.
P.P.S Seriously bro, don't.

>>16527791
does weed count?

>>16527794
At 17? Absolutely. Oh yeah I'd add that too

>wait until you're 21-24 to start smoking weed

>>16527754
I guess he doesn't want /d/-level porn to become the norm for him.

Don't take it with alcohol. You'll throw up after you've passed out and everyone close to you will forever treat you like a live grenade.

It's not going to get any easier, no matter what you tell youself at night.

>>16527749
You're smarter than the rest of your peers, study hard as you as can. It's the only thing you got.

God knows you lack in all other areas.

>>16527749
FIGHT THE POWER YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE POWEEEEEER

Wearing astro-turfs, white socks, beach shorts and a waterproof to College is the reason you don't have a girlfriend.

Stock tips. Also, stay away from 4chan.

>>16527749
You're in control of your life.
Quit wasting time on video games while waiting for something to happen and start making stuff happen yourself

take your studies seriously, finish school. Take up a hobby learn an instrument, go to gym whatever you sack of shit. Stop wasting your time and go after the money.

It doesn't get better

>Just be sincere with yourself and everyone else.
>Be yourself.

Just do it already, it's not going to get better.

>>16528153

this.

Also: the lameness of my parents isn't me and I can define myself independently without running away from them

Also, getting rejected is fun and happens way less than I expected

Hi current me

Drinking doesn't solve anything
Jav is not a substitute for growing a pair and actually asking girls out

Dont fucking masturbate and smoke too much and stop being a puspus

Study harder.
Btw. you're never going to get a gf.

You need to be 18 to access this website.
Leave now.

buy swedbank pref. stocks

He's going to break up with you

Learn to work the system.

Also, you're going to marry that weirdo in your English class.

>>16527749

All that money you spent on subscription fees was better of sitting in the stock you stupid fuck.

>>16527749
Nothing, actually. I know my 17 year old self wouldn't listen. He's far too much of a sperging aspie. If I could say something to myself at, say, 20, then that's another thing.

>Don't wait for your one true love to magically appear. Flirt with girls and ask them out without fear. Girls like you a lot more than you think.

Don't trust him. Don't fall for him.

Get a college degree. College is the new high school. You can attend part-time, anything, but don't drop out. You will never feel even minimally competent

> get your licence, Mom i going to take away your graduation present
> save all the money you can
> Don't worry about chicks, enjoy life.
> Do math, and not just algebra. You are actually really good at math.

Kill yourself asap

Alternatively, steal shit and sell it

start learning something and stick with it if you don't want to do that kill yourself you shit

>>16527749
Don't ever learn to drive. You fucking suck at it and it's a waste of time and money (licenses are expensive in Europe).

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I know you're waiting for "The Call" so you can start living.
You don't think you know what your purpose or your gift is, and you're waiting for it to be revealed to you.
That's not how life is going to work for you.
There is no Your Father's Sword, or birth prophecy, or mutant power for you. That's okay. Your story will still be good.

The thing you're meant to do will be hard. You won't be a savant.
You won't start out believing you can do it, that it's perfect for you. You'll learn to truly understand belief and perfection as you grow.
You will experience times of doubt, and dwindling passion. But don't worry too hard about it now. It is a necessary part of your story. You will come out better on the other side.
No one will push you into it. No one will make sure your story is following any particular path. That's on you.

The fear and anxiety you feel at the thought of following this course is a good thing!
Fear and anxiety are just excitement to which you attach negative feelings and thoughts.
Practice letting go of the negative. Practice doing those things you're fearing anyway and learn to harness your true passion. You've been hiding it from yourself.


Be the captain of your own life. Don't hitch yourself to anyone else's wagon. Live for yourself first, trusting that you are the kind of person the world needs most. Love yourself first, and let your abundance be what you share with the world.

Always wear sunscreen.

You don't realize this now, because you live in the safe bubble of highschool and you completely lack self awareness, but we're completely incompetent and are never going to amount to anything. If you killed yourself now you'd be doing both of us a favor.

It will all get better, I promise.

So much shit has happened to you but so much shit will keep happening, you will get trough it all, it's gonna be hard, but just keep pushing and you'll be alright. You'll find a great guy and fall in love and finally relax and be happy so don't worry, it's gonna be okay.

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>>16528808
I wonder how our 17 year old selves would respond to their future selves advising suicide? Would 17 feel contempt for his future and realize if he doesn't change that's who he'll be or would he listen or would he ignore and just keep ducking around

>>16527749
you are going to get horrible acne again but then you'll be hot

>>16527749
It doesn't get better, but at least you will become prettier

>>16527749

Put all your money in bitcoin

>I'd be a multi-millionaire

>>16527749
Get your fucking drivers license.
And get a better job.

>>16527749
This may shock you, but Masha is going to cheat on you, you will hate IT more that you hate retail, stop eating junk food and join the gym, yes your voice will break soon.

I would say nothing, Everything is as it should be.

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Go for her.

socialise with girls

don't yell at your dad. What happened between your parents isn't any particular persons fault

don't go seeking parental roles from the older people at work. That type of emotional relationship has no place at work

Shes a cunt, trust me, I know everyone else is saying it but I am fucking you, she just strings you along because shes a dumb shit. Oh and the girl you like after that is the exact same, you don't get sense with girls until you are 19 and at that stage you become celibate.

Hesitate less
Trust less, but ask more people
Accept that you must make decisions without complete knowledge; roll the fucking dice

Things have been pretty bad for you for quite a while now. You'll get better, though, and you'll know it the moment you decide to make that change.

You're doing good, and you're going to do better in the future. Just keep going, have fun when you can, and when it's time for you to worry about the future I'll be there to help you.

Go see a doctor.

Focus on learning more advanced math you lazy shit

>>16527749
Keep going.
>tfw 17 was the year I got my life in order

You literally do not eat the amount of calories someone your age is supposed to eat, you have the appetite of a small child, faggot. Also you're a disgusting smelly smoke train.

By the way, most of them are liars and dirt bags. Don't be a retarded faggot.
Also, that slightly paranoid feeling you've been having recently? You're right, shithead.

You're too naive and pretty, it's going to suck a lot. Fuck you, tough it out, it gets better, ect ect

Emily is a fucking slut, don't waste your time

You already fucking know you have no business going to that expensive as fuck school when your interest in your major is waning, you get one interesting friend, a very basic intro to philosophy course, and 30k in debt out of it. Your parents are full of shit when they say you shouldn't worry about the money.

>>16529908
Mark?

>>16529340

No, don't listen to him. Cut all ties with her, she's CucKing you, taking advantage of your generosity while she's leading you on.

Don't even think of her while you still can.

Work hard in highschool and don't be such a chicken shit. Ask her out.

GO TO COLLEGE, DONT TAKE A YEAR OFF JUST SUCK IT UP AND DO A BACHELORS OF SOMETHING.

... or you will be so hopelessly behind everybody else you will ever meet your own age.

>>16527805
>tfw started smoking at 14
>tfw did acid at 17
2bh acid does have it's risks but it made me actually stop smoking so much grass and reconsider what im doing with my time on earth and there has been an slight improvement so...

>>16529340
t h i s

>>16527749
Don't do heroin. Ever.

>just go active duty retard not reserves

Eat a goddam salad and take a fucking walk once in a while fat ass!

>>16527749
Turn off computer and take a hobby. And GO TO GYM YOU LAZY BASTARD

alright motherfucker here's what you're gonna do

1. you don't let him work in that shit factory, he takes up cocaine and becomes an ass and it's right when you need your bros the most

2. fuck her you jackass. there's a fine line between being respectful and being a fucking moron and letting the most amazing, put together woman you're going to meet in a long time get away. you want her, act like a man, she wants you too. fuck all the shit you've been brainwashed with growing up. oh, and on that trip to berkeley, and you'll know who I'm talking about when it happens, but tell that person to kindly fuck off so you can hang out with your gf.

3. keep M and D the fuck away from her.

4. work harder in school. yes your english teachers will never give you higher than a C because they are favoritist bitches that will tell you there is no wrong answer and then tell you that you're wrong and invalidate anything you say. just brush it off, do well in the other classes. turn in the unfinished work and don't be such a perfectionist cunt. it doesn need to be completed to turn in. missing one question is better than getting a zero, and the rest of the class wont wonder what the fuck you're doing there and think you're retarded. also as a side note, as soon as you get male english teachers in college you ace that shit, funny thing that. (its not funny its sexism, yay)

5. make them give you your IB test results. yes they're mad you didnt act just as they wanted you to... but you'll find out years later that you should have gotten some certificates. yes, they are cunts that don't give a shit about you, but rather the money you make for that shit, impoverished school.

6. stop trying to play the guitar and put your efforts elsewhere. you're not very good at it, and there's things you are better at.

7. if you don't do these things, things get real fucking weird and life gets rough. I mean, we do alright, but things coulda been a lot better. we're getting things together finally.

>>16530470
and stop fucking cussing, it makes people think you're vastly more pissed off than you are.

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GET GOOD FAGGOT.

>>16527749
get out as soon as you can.

just do it and never look back. you will thank me.

and move to the east side of orlando make friends with the guys cooking up chemicals and just go to raves till 2001. then eat spanish food everyday, sell used cars and drugs.

Girls aren't hitting on you out of pity. They like they people you hang out with and that they know you are a good basketball player.

They aren't looking at your skinny frame or body posture or acne, that you think is plaguing your success with popularity - it's your acceptance that you can't be liked and respected by people you THINK are better than you.

Self-confidence =/= arrogance, most people that will call you arrogant or really just jealous and intimidated.

Apply to Cornell, you could've gotten in. Mom's pity party over helping out with your special needs brother is just mom bullshit.

>>16528942
i would have been "I FUCKING KNEW IT!! SUCK MY DICK WORLD, I'M CHECKING OUT MOTHERFUCKER, GO EAT ED ASNER'S ASS!!!"

I would feel such righteous exultation, that i would probably want to live just to be a even bigger prick than i became in my early 20's.

>>16527749
Hard as it may be, don't gain weight during college. Everything seems great at the beginning but then you become a miserable shit towards the end.

Don't fuck around with engineering in college. You won't enjoy it and you won't find any paying jobs after graduation. You know you want to become a filmmaker and P wants to do the same. Don't turn him down when he asks because you're scared and lazy.

S is in love with you. Quit being a bitch and tell her how you feel.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU
SHE NEVER DID
SHE ONLY HUNG AROUND YOU BECAUSE AT FIRST SHE DIDN'T KNOW BETTER AND THEN WHEN SHE DID SHE ONLY PUT UP WITHOUT BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID YOU'D KILL EVERYONE IF SHE DIDN'T

GET OFF THE DRUGS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WORK AND NEVER DID, THEY WERE A PLACEBO AT BEST, GET HER OUT OF YOUR HEAD, GET A JOB, MAKE YOURSELF TALK TO PEOPLE

Never use violence, always show love and treat her right because she'll leave if you dont

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Get a fucking job
Buy her flowers

>>16527749
>stop degrading yourself online, they are there just to bust a nut nothing else
>study you stupid motherfucker
>don't tell about your problems to the therapist nor our parents
>flirt with the fucking girls holy fucking shit you are 10/10 right now

Do what you wanted to do, it will turn out well.

>>16527749
Absolutely nothing. I like the person I became, and the experiences I had shaped me into who I am today

Regretting the past is a fool's errand. Mistakes are opportunities to learn, not obstacles to avoid or regret. Investing your current time and energy into thinking about something you cannot change is time you'll never get back

>>16530908
Yeah nah, kill yourself fucking tripfag.

Don't answer "probably" when a chick asks if you'd swerve getting road head.

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>>16530916
>gives an opinion
>someone thinks it is bullshit
>"boohoo shove your opinion up your ass boohoo"
Really nigger?

Study more

Also, you become really good at tolerating and being around shitty people. Your ability to act will greatly improve, and your ability to preform under stress.

>>16530918
>tells someone to kill themselves over their personal answer and opinion to a personal question.
>acts offended when basically told to fuck off for being offended.

You're probably too young to be here.

>>16530942
Just calling him out on his bullshit. And where did you get the idea that I'm offended?
Maybe you should just shut the fuck up too.

>>16527749
Do not start smoking weed. Do not do whipits. Just fucking don't. You'll be tempted at 20. You will see things that will scare you and permanently change your outlook on life in a completely negative and terrifying way.
Just don't fucking do it.

>>16527749
study more, cut your hair and just try to socialize more.

Playing video games isnt really a way to get lasting happiness, as it is only (and will only ever be) a way to distract and reward you from ignoring society.

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>>16529340
I can't breh.She's with another guy.

Take up hobbies instead of putting shit off, there's amazing books, skating's really fun, loads of shit. Control your anger! You don't need to be shitty all the time. Show Laura you actually love her or she'll end up with Meg. Look after yourself, keep your job/s, save your money, finish your course.
You fucking up now and leaving me to pick up the scraps is stupid and a massive waste of time in the long run that just causes all kinds of pain.
Oh and quit smoking pot, you'll quit eventually anyway and that shit's not actually doing much for you.

>>16531172
>Show Laura you actually love her or she'll end up with Meg.

You lost to her to a woman? Kek.

(that or you're a lesbian.)

>>16531184
Yep. Apparently she's not even gay and is still interested in sex with other guys under certain rules. Sometimes it feels like she just got with her to try make me fuck off

Don't wear your seat belt that night, you'll pass away quickly.

>>16531204
You fucking moron. What night? You just told your 17 yo self to never wear a seatbelt, chances are he'll get whiplish and next thing you know, anon, you're in a god damned wheelchair.

Just make it an open relationship and fuck her. Yeah, she'll be fucking around, but you'll get the chance to actually fuck her. She's not gf material.

>Dont ride the meat turbine

>>16529964
Nah senpai

Don't stop playing sports and mess up your frienships by being stuck in your studies. High school isn't the end of the world shithead.

You're gonna end up with a low chance of a getting real full-time job at the end of your degree anyway mate. At least keep your friends who could hit you with casual work.

Little more than the dates that I will be mugged, robbed, or assaulted, to start off college going into psychiatry, that mom is quietly insane and will *not get better* with respect to her compulsions, to use less credit cards despite the fact that she will not let you get a job to pay for books and such, and to start riding a bike/martial arts sooner.

>>16531310
And oh yeah, don't use that cheap condom you have sketchy feelings about.

Do.
Not.
Use.
It.

Also, call in a bomb threat to world trade on 9/11/01 before work.

>>16527749
1) don't change your major from software engineering!
2) the chinese chick from NJ is probably the hottest chick you will ever meet in your life; lay all the love you can on her knowing that she will ignore all of it and never talk to you after you graduate. consider it building good karma.
3) try to get married in college; meetings chicks after college is impossible.
4) DON'T STRAIN TO HARD TO TAKE A SHIT EVEN THOUGH YOU REALLY WANT TO!!!!! take sennusides and docusate sodium.
5) don't sleep on the floor and do your laundry A LOT - there's a thing called bedbugs that can turn an entire year of your life into hell.

>>16531321
In fact, just use magnums. They fit better.

>>16527749
stop being an arrogant asshole, stop listening exclusively to dadrock and just kill yourself now. spare yourself from the wasted time and effort and dissappointments

>>16527749
Everything is going to get better.

Stop eating.

Drop the girlfriend, dude. You don't actually care about her, you just feel guilty and that's why you're staying with her.

Your Senior year of high school and freshman year of college are going to be hell because you will spend every weekend just sitting in that goddamn upstairs bedroom of hers, watching tv, bored out of your skull while all your friends do fun stuff and live life. You are missing out on a ton of shit.

LEAVE HER JESUS CHRIST JUST MAKE IT QUICK AND EASY

>>16528299
Story pls

Don't start talking to your mother again, your life will be much better without her.

>>16527749
You don't have to go to real school yet but get your ass to KhanAcademy or something NOW, you know they aren't teaching you enough.
Stop doing the same wake up, sit down, browse the web/play games, go asleep routine every single day.
Go outside, do some jogging you always loved running so at least do that, make the drastic changes/experiments you know you need to make, talk to people, talk to girls you become a massive sperg with thousands of issues when it comes to being social with girls, worse than you already are, don't let this happen.
Remember: You aren't ugly, you aren't incapable of taking charge of your own life, you aren't dad. Please never forget that life isn't something to be afraid of.

I would first beat the everliving shit out of my pussy ass until I hardened up, then I would force myself to destroy my computer as to spare myself from years of loneliness and isolation.

I would then take him outside and teach him to be a man as best as I am able, because my father sure as shit didn't.

>>16528790
woah

Respect your parents
Don't judge yourself and others
Live in the moment
Be more passionate with life and school

>>16531445
This is me. Oh god this is me

Firstly, don't fucking go do engineering. Do something you like.
Secondly, just fucking do it, ask the girl out, lose the weight, take charge.

>>16527749
Fuck university, get a job
Don't trust anyone
Do excercise frequently
Be more confident with girls, they aint gonna bite you
Go to more concerts and parties
Fapping is great, but it doesn't help you to socialize and find friends/gfs

i think that's it

Theres nothing to live for.
Off yourself in a painless manner.

Don't call SH a fat bitch. You'll regret it, one day. Appreciate your time with SC, but don't worry, because you end up a lot happier, with more sexual partners about 9 months later.

Always wear a condom. Always! Spend less time smoking weed. And when they offer you the job at WN tell them, they can go fuck themselves.

Make sure you pull-out on MS. Not because you get her pregnant, but because she has a nice, tight little ass and you wouldn't believe how much you think about it when you're my age.

Oh, start investing your money, now. Just put it in the savings account and don't ever fucking touch it. Ever.

KF is going to be good to you, man. Just don't fuck her over and tell her you want an open relationship from the start. Save yourself the trouble.

Call your grandparents.

>>16532730
Oh! And when AW asks you to prom, her senior year, GO! Trust me! You can't possibly regret it. She somehow grows some GREAT BIG MONSTER titties over the next couple of years. Like, Foreal. They look fuckin' great, but she's sort've bitter about the prom thing that she won't let you see 'em anymore.

And LW is a whore with bad intentions. Hit it and quit it. It would be pretty funny if you ditched her by letting her know SS slobbed on the knob.

Oh, and I don't remember her name, but that girl that AF hooked you up with, she was wanting to sleep with you. Just heads up.

If someone ever makes a thread about what you would tell your alternate dimension self, tell me how it all worked out.

Also, post nudes in a couple years, you delicious little piece of fuckmeat.

(Also, that reminds me. Don't be nervous about SM. She basically wants to make you a slave four a few months, but it's legit. The best time of your life. No joke.)

Yo, don't bother blowing all your money visiting that girl who lives 1,200 miles away. You're gonna meet a really cool girl at college in 6 months. Oh, and here's the powerball numbers for this week.