>tfw no friends >tfw socially retarded, never say anything

>>16526800
>how do i have a good time?
Stay home.

as long as she stays like this and i can stare, no problem

>>16526800
Get drunk to the point you don't care anymore and just try to have fun talking to people, but make sure you don't get drunk to the point where it might hurt your reputation at the office.

>>16526810
but i want to be a normie

>>16526878
>but make sure you don't get drunk to the point where it might hurt your reputation at the office.
how do i ensure this?

what do i even talk about with people?

>>16526908
Trying to be a normie sucks dick.
i tried, normies are fucking retards.

Just drink until you talk to people, and then start drinking water.

Talk about ahit you like, or science shit you read on the internet.

>>16526908
Talk about times you were really drunk and crazy stuff happened...

I mean... Yea just do that

>people who mix business and pleasures
>2015

Just know we talk about you around the watercooler the next day

>>16526924
This, this is what normies like hearing about. It really depends what kind of normies your are dealing with.
If it's the pseudo intellectual normies then you want to just let them talk and babble their normie bullshit.
If it is the degenerate drug using fuck up rave scene normie then talking about times when your were too high or too drunk will work.
If it is the every day straight edge normie then talking about the weather or shopping or how much you hate or love your job will work.

It depends anon your must learn to adapt.

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>>16526923
thanks for the advice

>>16526924
nothing crazy has really happened

>>16526955
what do you mean?
some of my coworkers are good friends with each other and some are even dating each other

>>16526979
most of my coworkers are normie and usually talk about things like the job, travel, sports and their own stories

John goblikon?

>>16527712
no?