Help me slowly kill my step brother

>>16526588
>help me
Why?

He is the scum of the earth and i absolutely despise him, I'm sick of him constantly bullying my sister

Also he is like the worst person ever (that is obviously not true but whatever) and i'll give you 10 reasons why

>>16526615

>can't figure out how to sabotage contact lenses

Tell us about life as a marginally-exceptional-iq individual.

I don't believe to be a better person or an exceptional individual in fact i believe i'm not that good a person but at the least i don't think i'm a god

anyway as for the 10 reasons here i go

1. He loves to be an obnoxious little fuck who will love to bother people but can't take it when people do things to him

2.He has never once cleaned up after himself for the entire time i've known him and will instead go out of his way to blame it on others (mostly me)

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>>16526685
>>16526666
>>16526653
>>16526648
Please, kill yourself.

3.He's a greedy self obsessed thief who cares about none but himself

Oh i'll kill myself but not until after i ruin him

also stupid images will be appreciated

>>16526707
You're the biggest pussy that every walked on two legs.

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Clear mouth wash in the contacts holder? Or alcohol rubbing stuff