Women of this board, how do I be the best god damn oral pleaser

Circular motions are good. Don't stick your tongue inside.

>>16522091
This
Why do guys think that trying to put their tongue inside is good??
It feels like a micro penis

I'm too lazy to find the sfw graphic version of this article.
http://www.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides

>>16522099
Circular motions are good. Do stick your tongue inside

Alternate the amount of pressure you use and what they said. ^

>>16522114
I actually like it.

>>16522091
Different women like different things. Learn to read the lady and try to pick up on subtle hints like volume and manner (or lack of) of moaning and so forth.

>>16522123
>>16522134
God, how? Is it a mental thing? Does your boyfriend have an abnormally long and powerful tongue? Whenever someone tries to stick their tongue in me, it feels about as exciting as putting in a tampon.

I'd much rather the tongue be on the clit, and a finger or two be inside. Fingers can reach the right spots.

>>16522146
You want try grinding his face while he has his tongue inside you. if I'm not doing any of the work yours is better.

If she can complete sentences, you ain't eatin' the pussy right.

Suck the clit.

You guys should know what it feels like to have your dick sucked so return the favour. Just wait for it to become erect and go at.

>>16522091
Talk to the girl, tell her you think she is cute and sexy, call her pet names, tell her you love her and love her body and you think she is perfect.

Do that while you are gettn it on

>>16522091
3 things my girlfriend is totally in to:
1. Pulling softly the skin above the vagina, so the clit shows. Also put a little pressure on her pubic bone.
2. Softly suck the clit, make an up/down movement with the tongue on the clit
3. Put a finger inside the vagina, sometimes just finger her and kiss the thighs