Think im in boys.
Congrats Anon. Now set up a date - maybe the movies? Or just a casual meet up at a bar if you're into that sort of thing.
You could also tell her exactly how much you dl, squat and bench and ask her about her own e-stats?
But breh she got dem tiddies.
Think she'll mire my squat form video?
Bitches love purky man booty.
Shes not replying now so bored.
>preoccupied with other stuff
>messaging someone she likes better than you
>doesn't know how to respond
the only person that knows is the person you're talking to, could be anything :-P
I work selling a car wax so I always try to get that extra bit more sales from tinder
Because they get attention for just being. They don't have to be mentally or emotionally attached to anything they do because they aren't the one that needs to impress to get fucked. It's part knowing you'll have other options and part them knowing they are not required to have a personality or show social skills to get the old dickaroo.
Fucked up the pic
>Little bit on
why didn't you ask her what she was planning on doing?
>would be cool to catch up
you're already asking that? woah nelly, slow down
>come over for a swim
sounding a bit desperate anon...
>anytime is good
might as well have said never
Wonder if she'll come back with something decent?
>>messaging someone she likes better than you
i always expect it to be this one
Oh Anon you
You know, you dont have to set yourself up for failure with the beautiful ones, just because you dont want to get hurt. They might not be as intimidating as you make them out to be
Gone are the days of the tinder threads where we used to troll chicks into submission.
99% of threads started with this line.
What happened here?
>He doesn't know how to pronounce Lea
>She spells her name with an "h" at the end
>Doesn't use punctuation
You can do better, OP
>Small "i" when talking about you
>No question marks
Actually you two deserve eachother.
>"trolling" chicks on the internet with your buddies
sounds like the good days mateyo
10/10 fucking lost it m8.
Yea shes not bad guys but nothing special.
I get 2-6 matches a day so im fine with missing out on decent vagina for lols.
This guy knows what's up. Except the part about slowing down. You're supposed to start arranging a meeting within the first couple of msgs is you're trying to hit it and quit it. But on the other hand, you asked in such a gay way.
>Haha I new you worked in the sun but I know quite a few jobs that are lol and im glad theres no babies on the roof
I don't know what the fuck that means
Fuck it I have a few matches I have no intention of speaking to anyway, who wants to suggest some ridiculous things to say to them?
Pick a girl from top
Funny side tangent, she "accidentally" added me on Facebook then within about ten minutes started talking about how she had hangover horn
If probably only rate myself a 6 too so its not like my photos are really really ridiculously good looking that random girls should be adding me and telling me about their lady bits.
jfc just go smash it you idiot. dinner at a pub or drinks or whatever this is a lock unless you are Shrek or don't groom.
"hey I'm going down to X Bar tonight, wanna get a drink and shoot pool or something lol"
>and stfu with your humblebrag and get off muh /fit/
Oops forgot pic
same here i need a new tinder opener.
also, brehs what if im tired of hookups and actually want someone to be with for more than one night? i use tinder exclusively for hookups but anytime im on OKC and i see some chick whos cute and id also like to hang out with i go full retard with what i should say.
and like, trying to be nice and talk about actual interests seems so boring to them when i could just put on chad-mode and have them actually want to respond.
i fucking hate it.
Just broke up with my partner of 3 years.
How is Tinder? I'm goanna hook it up if my date this weekend doesn't go well.
I've got a good physique and a decent face, shold my photos be ridiculously revealing or not?
I'm interested in just getting my dick wet and no relationships right now.
If I'm honest I don't use tinder for anything serious. You're going to meet the nice qt who actually cares about your day in a bookstore or a charity shop or somewhere where you two share similar interests.
I've not yet met any nice girls on tinder just ones that make you go
L O N D O N
>tfw live in small city and with parents so don't even attempt Tinder
So what specialization should I go into when it's time guys? I was thinking fire magic
Kek okay let's do this.
Sorry had to alter your suggestion a bit..
That's savage man. My ex manipulated me into moving out for a "break" then I ended up with no flat no job and no friends. Mainly because she's much smarter than me. Brohug.
Just post some average non Posey photos of you, ones of you smiling and having fun etc and have a funny and cool sounding bio don't look thirsty etc.
What you doing for the date?
What do i put in my bio?
I'm a 22 yr old student with a side job who likes playing vidya,watching movies,going out, i do kickboxing,golfing scuba diving.
Do i just put all that in there?
I broke up with her, it was because of some shit she had done but I'm cool now.
Driving to an old friends university, it's entirely her plan what we do. I'm coming down for the Friday night and staying round till the Sunday.
She said we'd probably go to a few bars then just show me the town she's in during the day.
I've always let the girls decide the date, had some fun shit. One took me to a yoga class, one to a gaming bar. Girls are better at being creative with that shit.
No, don't mention the gym. That should be evident from your photo.
It's cringey, but you're probably never going to meet a girl on tinder that is into gaming dude. I had to visit fucking gaming bars and join societies that I wouldn't be caught dead in for that
So what DO i put in there.
Ye u're probably right about the gaming thing. I'm still too fat to see any kind of kickboxing gains. Been doing it for 10 months now.
I'm on a cut from 94kg and i lost around 5.5kg in 6 weeks so i should be good around the summer.
Also im 175 cm
Okay basically long story short,
>she stopped loving me
>didn't tell me for six months because she couldn't afford rent on her own
>I stopped working in a good job to set up my team business
>she got big promotion at work starts earning $$
>my business is struggling a little to take off, standard really
>she can afford rent on her own
>offers to put bills on her card instead to take pressure off for a month (she paid the rent I paid all the bills plus food roughly 50/50)
>now bills and rent are both in her name
>tells me to get out or she'll tell my family I beat her
>I'm now back in my hometown with my family, other side of country, no friends here, trying to start business again.
Should've seen it coming really.
Whatever you feel really pal, what do you think puts across the best side of you?
Mine is honestly retarded I'll find it for you.
For you I'd say something like
"Student, works hard and plays hard. I'm a typical outdoorsy type and lover of all things active and adventurous. Ten inch dick. Bye."
I don't know I'm just spitballing here.
Ich bin nicht Deustch Ich was just telling ein funny joken to das frau
Good pics man would maybe steer clear of gym ones though? Got a nice fitted shirt?
She sounds fun hope it goes well! In my experience best first date is always something fun like aquarium or zoo.
Why not get some shit job temporarily instead of moving back to your shithole?
Yeah, I know it sounds easy, but you probably felt like the world hates you at the time. You'll be fine tho. Quite a bitch move on her side, should've just laughed at her silly threats and tell her you will gtfo as soon as you can, but not sooner.
What business is that, If I may ask?
Mine is just autism central but women seem to find it funny so I'm not too fussed.
Yeah I know tell me about it. But to be honest no woman is worth getting arrested over. It's okay o have a friend who is a solicitor anyway who reckons we theres some things we can do to make life uncomfortable for her so fuck it yolo.
Ahhhhh cheers man, my hometown isn't too bad actually just lonely as shit and family are cool but not very good at talking. I'm working all sorts of jobs right now back home to get some money back.
The business I set up was renovation, mainly painting and decorating, so it shouldn't take long to get back on my feet just need a juicy contract is all.
Aye I know shes a very smart and manipulative woman and I honestly didn't realise what was going on until It was too late.
>she'll tell my family I beat her
what you should have done:
>threaten to go to cops with it since her boss will probably not have her promoted with a blackmail conviction
>enjoy free rent
Like 30% of the time but you can tell the ones that do start it are quite nice and not afraid to just have a chat. Most women just wait for you to make the effort like this fucking boring cow (such a qt though) don't fucking swipe right of you're not gonna bother darling
I've had so many girls ask what it even is... A couple have got the reference and you know those are the ones who are worth talking to.
What an insuffurable cunt. My blood pressure is starting to rise from the screenshot, so I doubt tinder would work for me. My gf of 4 years kinda getting meh but going through the hassle of dating all over seems like a pain.
While I appreciate the effort. I did actually try that.
And she knew what I was doing straight away. Fucker.
Also if you get someone on tape saying
'I'm going to tell everyone you hit me" that doesnt necessarily imply you didn't hit them.
Like I said though, my soliticor friend thinks there may be some wrongdoing on her taking my name off of bills and rent without proper procedure so
What do you reckon lads should I rightswipe the spike?
>I've had so many girls ask what it even is... A couple have got the reference and you know those are the ones who are worth talking to.
I had to google it up myself desu. Are you some history nerd or is it just for pure lulz?
Tell me about it
Thanks for solidarity
Yup shes gone. Was cute though.
Why getting meh?
I am a ridiculous history nerd. I go to museums on my own for fun. I also go to archaeological digs if they're in the area and open to public.
>lel look at my autism guys
>idk why chicks think im funny honestly!
your profile could say that you were jared fogles right hand man and that all blacks should be eliminated and bitches would still be on your dick.
It's more of a 'settling for not leaving'. Between getting /fit/, work, masters study, I really don't have the time or energy for dating. My gf is still cute and a genuinely nice person, just very 'ambitionless' at 22, Maybe when it gets to the point where I find her unattractive I'll leave. It's gonna break her heart though.
>your profile could say that you were jared fogles right hand man and that all blacks should be eliminated and bitches would still be on your dick.
someone should make a chad thundercock account with this bio.
I think you underestimate how important looks not height are
That's not an attractive trait really. I don't blame you. Some people are content with that. Not bad people, just directionless. Have you spoken to her about it?
You could try bringing it up, if you like everything else about her, or just get her interested in a hobby or something.
Instead of just letting it peter our along with your respect for her.
Big thanks to that mod who moved this from /fit/ because having a thread about tinder in amongst 400 threads saying "hey /fit/ I haven't read the sticky but..." Is a crime
Fight me you fucking thundercunt
R u boi or grill?
It depends where abouts you're coming to Plymouth from?
It's quite scuzzy but charming. Theres a lot of work needs doing but people are all very chilled out and friendly not a lot of crime really. Would reccomend the Barbican and North hill areas for drinks.
Where you planning on going?
How weird is that both posted in the same thread and talked earlier and you're in plymtown.
Is it day or nighttime thing?
Basically theres a pretty cool aquarium in Plymouth that women seem to love then right next door is all the fancy bars and restaurants. If you both wanna eat something bad for you but delicious go to a placd called Capn Jasper's.
Also if its a day thing and you walk up on the Hoe (basically seafront) theres a little ice cream shop called "Karl's" I'm good friends with the guy who owns it of you say you know big Josh he might give you some discount.
>talk to a few girls a day on tinder, had some dates here and there
>made a fake tinder account, as some sexy lesbian girl
>swipe right for about 5 minutes
>literally 32 girls messaged me within 20 minutes of making tinder
I've learned very quickly that bi and lesbian girls are MASSIVE sluts.
>we both made fake lesbian accounts and both got loads of matches.
You realise what is happening right?
So have I when I was younger. It's been going on forever. Every now and then I get the odd match who is very clearly a gay guy pretending to be a woman. Like just be gay, gay people love fucking strangers.
Thank you that guy is me. And I have zero game I just chat a lot of shit to grills...
Although this one was pretty forthcoming as she found out it's my bday today.
>fairly good looking
>know grils dont dig selfies
>too shy to take good photos
To be fair I only get matches because I'm the only man in my town with a degree and a full set of teeth... It's not exactly hard to pull in Plymouth.
Take a photo of you giving us a smile right now
How soon do you guys ask a girl out on tinder?