Think im in boys. What now?

>your

Delete.

>>16517084
What is the issue with your?

Lemme crack ur pussy up bby

>>16517083
Congrats Anon. Now set up a date - maybe the movies? Or just a casual meet up at a bar if you're into that sort of thing.

You could also tell her exactly how much you dl, squat and bench and ask her about her own e-stats?

>>16517084
This. She's human equivalent of garbage. You wouldn't fuck garbage, would you?

>>16517083
>new
>your

kill it

>>16517087
Don't go to movies, that's reserved for actual girlfriends.
>>16517083
Meet up in a bar caffe, coffe shop...
And make it short.
>>16517088
This to be honest familia.
Pump and dump

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>>16517084
But breh she got dem tiddies.

>>16517087
Think she'll mire my squat form video?

Bitches love purky man booty.

>>16517083
the more imposing question though, is what job is it you have where you work in the sun?

>>16517092
I share no secrets of how i maintain my perfect tan m8.

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Do this.

>>16517093
It can't be perfect unless you work naked, dingbat. Now spill the beans.

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Shes not replying now so bored.

Who next?

Time to give her the ooooooool' natty lickaroo

>>16517091
If you send her a video of yourself in the gym, you should consider a suicide video next.

>>16517096
meg

>>16517094
why do girls do this? they participate in conversation but they dont contibute anything or seem to be engaged in it at all.

>>16517094
What a shit conversation, you're boring as fuck cunt.

>>16517100
You make them talk about themselves. Its easier that way.

>>16517100
The next part was where she gave me her fb. Just get the fb, get the number. You want to be talking to them in a place where there is not 300 cocks pointing their way.

>>16517101
Who needs exciting conversation when you get results lol. Yeah ask her mid she likes flowers and long walks to the back of the next guys car.

>>16517100
>shy
>preoccupied with other stuff
>messaging someone she likes better than you
>doesn't know how to respond
the only person that knows is the person you're talking to, could be anything :-P

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I work selling a car wax so I always try to get that extra bit more sales from tinder

>>16517100

Because they get attention for just being. They don't have to be mentally or emotionally attached to anything they do because they aren't the one that needs to impress to get fucked. It's part knowing you'll have other options and part them knowing they are not required to have a personality or show social skills to get the old dickaroo.

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>>16517105
Fucked up the pic

>>16517094
>Little bit on
why didn't you ask her what she was planning on doing?
>would be cool to catch up
you're already asking that? woah nelly, slow down
>come over for a swim
sounding a bit desperate anon...
>anytime is good
might as well have said never

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Wonder if she'll come back with something decent?

>>16517109
You couldn't have picked a more stupid line

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>>16517104
>>messaging someone she likes better than you

i always expect it to be this one

>>16517109
Keep the internet on the internet, you spaz. It sounds like you offered her a beer popsicle.

>>16517108
Thisx1000

>>16517111
me too XD

>>16517110
>implying anything is stupid when your beautiful
God's speed anon

>>16517109
Oh Anon you

You know, you dont have to set yourself up for failure with the beautiful ones, just because you dont want to get hurt. They might not be as intimidating as you make them out to be

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>>16517110
>>16517112
Gone are the days of the tinder threads where we used to troll chicks into submission.

99% of threads started with this line.

What happened here?

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>>16517083

>He doesn't know how to pronounce Lea
>She spells her name with an "h" at the end
>Doesn't use punctuation
>Your

You can do better, OP

Also

>Small "i" when talking about you
>No punctuation
>No question marks

Actually you two deserve eachother.

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>>16517117
>"trolling" chicks on the internet with your buddies

sounds like the good days mateyo

>>16517118
S A V A G E

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>>16517118
10/10 fucking lost it m8.


Yea shes not bad guys but nothing special.
I get 2-6 matches a day so im fine with missing out on decent vagina for lols.

>>16517118

>I'll have you know I'm a top tier otter and have over 300 confirmed mires

>>16517122
She looks older than 19 desu.
Wtf is CDG?

>>16517122
>19

bitch looks 29 at least

>>16517118
top kek
congratulations on making it

>>16517108
This guy knows what's up. Except the part about slowing down. You're supposed to start arranging a meeting within the first couple of msgs is you're trying to hit it and quit it. But on the other hand, you asked in such a gay way.

>>16517127
Oh right, I don't use tinder, isn't that a bit rushed? I think I'd like to get to know the person a bit before I tried to hook up irl.

Is it uncommon to do that on tinder?

>>16517083
Your never in before you do the sin

>>16517110
this
>>16517109
you Blaha'd when you should have Zyzz'd
only thing that can asve you know is 7.5+ face

>>16517117
>troll chicks into submission
You mean sperg the fuck out and hide behind your anonymity? Is that you, John Wayne? Is this /b/?

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Brought it back boys

>>16517083
>spotify
Oy vey!

>>16517085
Good to see "no child left behind" is working well.

>>16517130
See
>>16517132

Also my face is 100/10.

>>16517135
>Also my face is 100/10
no pic no proof :-/

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>>16517133

>>16517130
>you Blaha'd when you should have Zyzz'd
Fucking gross, dude.

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>>16517118
based

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>>16517083
>Haha I new you worked in the sun but I know quite a few jobs that are lol and im glad theres no babies on the roof

I don't know what the fuck that means

>>16517122
post your profile pls,
i get barely any matches even if i spam like on everything

>>16517132
Stop referring to us as boys like we're your friends. We don't even like you opie.

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Fuck it I have a few matches I have no intention of speaking to anyway, who wants to suggest some ridiculous things to say to them?

Pick a girl from top

>>16517143
>a-are you an archaeologist?
>y-you t-too

>>16517143
I choose the one that just sent you a messenger msg.

/fit/ - Fitness
>>>/adv/ -advice

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>>16517143
>french flag
>on a dating website

>>16517083
Arcades mate, the focus is on fun, and you can play the co op games, building a sense of togetherness.

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>>16517144
Which girl?

>>16517145
Funny side tangent, she "accidentally" added me on Facebook then within about ten minutes started talking about how she had hangover horn

>>16517096
>phaddy
>fatty

>>16517147
It's most likely her normiebook profile picture

>>16517117

>we

sure thing loser

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>>16517149
If probably only rate myself a 6 too so its not like my photos are really really ridiculously good looking that random girls should be adding me and telling me about their lady bits.

>>16517149

jfc just go smash it you idiot. dinner at a pub or drinks or whatever this is a lock unless you are Shrek or don't groom.

"hey I'm going down to X Bar tonight, wanna get a drink and shoot pool or something lol"

done.
>and stfu with your humblebrag and get off muh /fit/

>>16517153
Breh offer to work her hangover off in bed.

>>16517153
bruh you just have to put it in,its all done

>>16517155
She lives in another city or else I'd be taking the first train to penetration station...

She was asking me for erotic film ideas earlier too... The feisty tart.

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>>16517157
Oops forgot pic

>>16517143

same here i need a new tinder opener.

also, brehs what if im tired of hookups and actually want someone to be with for more than one night? i use tinder exclusively for hookups but anytime im on OKC and i see some chick whos cute and id also like to hang out with i go full retard with what i should say.

and like, trying to be nice and talk about actual interests seems so boring to them when i could just put on chad-mode and have them actually want to respond.

i fucking hate it.

>Sending three consecutive messages in a row

Its over OP you fucked up. The only way you can salvage this is with the the good ol archaeologist line

>>16517147
>>16517143
ask french flag girl to surrender her pussy so you can pound it like an islamist pounds paris

>>16517158
Just broke up with my partner of 3 years.

How is Tinder? I'm goanna hook it up if my date this weekend doesn't go well.

I've got a good physique and a decent face, shold my photos be ridiculously revealing or not?


I'm interested in just getting my dick wet and no relationships right now.

>>16517162
post pics so we can decide

>>16517162
Kill yourself

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>>16517159
If I'm honest I don't use tinder for anything serious. You're going to meet the nice qt who actually cares about your day in a bookstore or a charity shop or somewhere where you two share similar interests.

I've not yet met any nice girls on tinder just ones that make you go

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>16517096
Look at those curves on the chick on the left in Abbey's profile pic

>>>/soc/

>>>/r9k/

>>>/b/

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>tfw live in small city and with parents so don't even attempt Tinder
So what specialization should I go into when it's time guys? I was thinking fire magic

>>16517165
>5'3

femlets...

>>16517168
arcane for max dps

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>>16517161
Kek okay let's do this.
Sorry had to alter your suggestion a bit..


>>16517162
That's savage man. My ex manipulated me into moving out for a "break" then I ended up with no flat no job and no friends. Mainly because she's much smarter than me. Brohug.


Just post some average non Posey photos of you, ones of you smiling and having fun etc and have a funny and cool sounding bio don't look thirsty etc.

What you doing for the date?

>>16517171
>no job and no friends
how did she make you lose those?

>Mainly because she's much smarter than me

How can a female be much smarter than a male?

>>16517165
Brehs...

>>16517171
What do i put in my bio?
I'm a 22 yr old student with a side job who likes playing vidya,watching movies,going out, i do kickboxing,golfing scuba diving.

Do i just put all that in there?

>>16517171
>tfw german too
>want to drop funny pick up lines, but only know english ones

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>>16517171
I broke up with her, it was because of some shit she had done but I'm cool now.

Driving to an old friends university, it's entirely her plan what we do. I'm coming down for the Friday night and staying round till the Sunday.

She said we'd probably go to a few bars then just show me the town she's in during the day.


I've always let the girls decide the date, had some fun shit. One took me to a yoga class, one to a gaming bar. Girls are better at being creative with that shit.

>>16517174
>Do i just put all that in there?
No, everyone does that.

>>16517174
No, don't mention the gym. That should be evident from your photo.

It's cringey, but you're probably never going to meet a girl on tinder that is into gaming dude. I had to visit fucking gaming bars and join societies that I wouldn't be caught dead in for that

>>16517175
>do you want to see me v2 rocket
>I have a final solution for your pants
>I just want to go blitzkrieg on your ass


you're welcome

>>16517178
>never going to meet a girl on tinder that is into gaming dude


99% of guys are somewhat 'into gaming' these days, unless you mean some ultra tryhard shit

>>16517171
>that no response
Cutting.

>>16517177
So what DO i put in there.
>>16517178
Ye u're probably right about the gaming thing. I'm still too fat to see any kind of kickboxing gains. Been doing it for 10 months now.

I'm on a cut from 94kg and i lost around 5.5kg in 6 weeks so i should be good around the summer.

Also im 175 cm

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>>16517172
Okay basically long story short,
>lived together
>she stopped loving me
>didn't tell me for six months because she couldn't afford rent on her own
>I stopped working in a good job to set up my team business
>she got big promotion at work starts earning $$
>my business is struggling a little to take off, standard really
>she can afford rent on her own
>offers to put bills on her card instead to take pressure off for a month (she paid the rent I paid all the bills plus food roughly 50/50)
>now bills and rent are both in her name
>tells me to get out or she'll tell my family I beat her
>I'm now back in my hometown with my family, other side of country, no friends here, trying to start business again.

Should've seen it coming really.

>>16517173
Here's more...

>>16517174
Whatever you feel really pal, what do you think puts across the best side of you?
Mine is honestly retarded I'll find it for you.

For you I'd say something like

"Student, works hard and plays hard. I'm a typical outdoorsy type and lover of all things active and adventurous. Ten inch dick. Bye."
I don't know I'm just spitballing here.

>>16517175
Ich bin nicht Deustch Ich was just telling ein funny joken to das frau

>>16517176
Good pics man would maybe steer clear of gym ones though? Got a nice fitted shirt?

She sounds fun hope it goes well! In my experience best first date is always something fun like aquarium or zoo.

>>16517083
Thrust in and out until you achieve orgasm.

>>16517094
>Anytime is good
May have well said i do nothing interesting ever and i am thirsty.
You have to atleast pretend you have some sort of social life.

>>16517183
Should have beat her.

>>16517183
Complete cUck desu.

>>16517183
Hehe appreciate it bro,
ill give it a second look!

>>16517183
Why not get some shit job temporarily instead of moving back to your shithole?
Yeah, I know it sounds easy, but you probably felt like the world hates you at the time. You'll be fine tho. Quite a bitch move on her side, should've just laughed at her silly threats and tell her you will gtfo as soon as you can, but not sooner.
What business is that, If I may ask?

>>16517118
post the pic. Need ideas for my own. you may blur out your "cute face".

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>>16517177
>>16517174
>>16517159
Mine is just autism central but women seem to find it funny so I'm not too fussed.

>>16517128
if you fuck about on tinder you get lost among the million other guys trying desperately to get it in, you hve to strike while the iron is hot.

>>16517143
Ask french flag girl how putting that on her picture helps anyone anywhere?

>>16517191
They start the convo?

>>16517191
I like it desu. When I started reading the '5 B' thing I was like 'so fucking lame', but the bayeaux tapestry part made me kek hard.

>>16517186
>>16517187
Yeah I know tell me about it. But to be honest no woman is worth getting arrested over. It's okay o have a friend who is a solicitor anyway who reckons we theres some things we can do to make life uncomfortable for her so fuck it yolo.

>>16517188
No problemo

>>16517189
Ahhhhh cheers man, my hometown isn't too bad actually just lonely as shit and family are cool but not very good at talking. I'm working all sorts of jobs right now back home to get some money back.

The business I set up was renovation, mainly painting and decorating, so it shouldn't take long to get back on my feet just need a juicy contract is all.

Aye I know shes a very smart and manipulative woman and I honestly didn't realise what was going on until It was too late.

>>16517157
>The feisty tart.
top kek

>>16517183
>she'll tell my family I beat her
k m8
what you should have done:
>get recorder
>tape conversation
>threaten to go to cops with it since her boss will probably not have her promoted with a blackmail conviction
>enjoy free rent

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>>16517194
Like 30% of the time but you can tell the ones that do start it are quite nice and not afraid to just have a chat. Most women just wait for you to make the effort like this fucking boring cow (such a qt though) don't fucking swipe right of you're not gonna bother darling

>>16517195
I've had so many girls ask what it even is... A couple have got the reference and you know those are the ones who are worth talking to.

>>16517199
Thats basically how all my matches respond lmao. Never had one starting the convo

>>16517183
>tells me to get out or she'll tell my family I beat her
What a cunt.

>>16517199
delete, she cannot hold a conversation for shit.

>>16517199
What an insuffurable cunt. My blood pressure is starting to rise from the screenshot, so I doubt tinder would work for me. My gf of 4 years kinda getting meh but going through the hassle of dating all over seems like a pain.

>>16517199
>work or get drunk
In to the fucking trash she goes.

>>16517203
Settling for meh because you can't be arsed to try for better. That is a real shame.

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>>16517198
While I appreciate the effort. I did actually try that.
And she knew what I was doing straight away. Fucker.

Also if you get someone on tape saying
'I'm going to tell everyone you hit me" that doesnt necessarily imply you didn't hit them.

Like I said though, my soliticor friend thinks there may be some wrongdoing on her taking my name off of bills and rent without proper procedure so

What do you reckon lads should I rightswipe the spike?

>>16517199
>I've had so many girls ask what it even is... A couple have got the reference and you know those are the ones who are worth talking to.

I had to google it up myself desu. Are you some history nerd or is it just for pure lulz?

>>16517206
>>16517206
Fuck its' BP

>>16517207
The ones worth talking too know how to google.

>>16517206
left imo. Looks like a trap. And that dog... disgusting.

>>16517206
>If you report me for being trans you're a lil bitch
Top kek

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>>16517206
>that profile

>>16517209
Yeah, at least they are curious and not lazy. That's definitely something, especially with women.

>>16517104
>>16517114
Stupid bitch spotted

>>16517210
>looks like a trap
I think we have a detective in our midst.

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>>16517200
Tell me about it

>>16517201
Thanks for solidarity

>>16517202
Yup shes gone. Was cute though.

>>16517203
Why getting meh?

>>16517204
Mos def

>>16517207
I am a ridiculous history nerd. I go to museums on my own for fun. I also go to archaeological digs if they're in the area and open to public.

>>16517206
banging a trap is good retards

>>16517215
Kek, I didn't even read the profile at first. Then I realized I how stupid I am.

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>>16517191

>lel look at my autism guys
>idk why chicks think im funny honestly!
>6'4"

your profile could say that you were jared fogles right hand man and that all blacks should be eliminated and bitches would still be on your dick.

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>>16517205
It's more of a 'settling for not leaving'. Between getting /fit/, work, masters study, I really don't have the time or energy for dating. My gf is still cute and a genuinely nice person, just very 'ambitionless' at 22, Maybe when it gets to the point where I find her unattractive I'll leave. It's gonna break her heart though.
/blogpost

>>16517216
>bots

>>16517219
>your profile could say that you were jared fogles right hand man and that all blacks should be eliminated and bitches would still be on your dick.
someone should make a chad thundercock account with this bio.

>>16517122
C..c..Canberra!?

>>16517220
Nice excuses, but she deserves better.

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>>16517219
I think you underestimate how important looks not height are

>>16517220
That's not an attractive trait really. I don't blame you. Some people are content with that. Not bad people, just directionless. Have you spoken to her about it?

>>16517220
You could try bringing it up, if you like everything else about her, or just get her interested in a hobby or something.
Instead of just letting it peter our along with your respect for her.

so Tinder is basically where guys try too hard to impress girls who have a lot of options already?

Big thanks to that mod who moved this from /fit/ because having a thread about tinder in amongst 400 threads saying "hey /fit/ I haven't read the sticky but..." Is a crime

Fight me you fucking thundercunt

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>>16517231
Essentially... Yes.

I wish i was attractive enough to get Tinder bitches, lol

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Found the one lads.
Bye.

I want sex with OP.

Fuck me, this thread is hilarious. 10/10 lads.

Goes to show who is from Reddit and Tumblr. Quotes related.

>>16517110
>>16517112
>>16517131
>>16517142
>>16517152

>>16517245
I'm going to Plymouth on saturday

P L Y M O U T H
L
Y
M
O
U
T
H

>>16517263
plymooooth

>>16517263
P L Y M O U T H


what brings you here then? Partying?

>>16517267
I'm >>16517176
Going on a date, what is plymouth like?

>>16517272
R u boi or grill?

It depends where abouts you're coming to Plymouth from?

It's quite scuzzy but charming. Theres a lot of work needs doing but people are all very chilled out and friendly not a lot of crime really. Would reccomend the Barbican and North hill areas for drinks.

Where you planning on going?

>>16517274
I'm coming from Kent, and I'm a boy >>16517176

Whatever my date wants to do.

>>16517277
How weird is that both posted in the same thread and talked earlier and you're in plymtown.

Is it day or nighttime thing?

Basically theres a pretty cool aquarium in Plymouth that women seem to love then right next door is all the fancy bars and restaurants. If you both wanna eat something bad for you but delicious go to a placd called Capn Jasper's.

Also if its a day thing and you walk up on the Hoe (basically seafront) theres a little ice cream shop called "Karl's" I'm good friends with the guy who owns it of you say you know big Josh he might give you some discount.

>>16517239
Man you got game.
Any tips?

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>mfw I'm boring and not funny at all on Tinder

>talk to a few girls a day on tinder, had some dates here and there
>made a fake tinder account, as some sexy lesbian girl
>swipe right for about 5 minutes
>literally 32 girls messaged me within 20 minutes of making tinder
>whycan'tiholdallthesenudes

I've learned very quickly that bi and lesbian girls are MASSIVE sluts.

>>16517090
Why would movies be reserved for real gfs?

>>16517369
I've done this too. Its fucking absurd.

>>16517239
>>16517335

This is having a game?! oh my god, poor you...

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>>16517369
>>16517374
>we both made fake lesbian accounts and both got loads of matches.


You realise what is happening right?

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>>16517386
I've done it too.

>>16517384
I'm assuming most of these tinder pics are from the same guy. And yeah, in an online conversation point of view, he's got game desu senpai.

>>16517394

Oh, i don't use tinder but... are tinder girls really THAT easy?!

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>>16517389
So have I when I was younger. It's been going on forever. Every now and then I get the odd match who is very clearly a gay guy pretending to be a woman. Like just be gay, gay people love fucking strangers.

>>16517394
>>16517397
Thank you that guy is me. And I have zero game I just chat a lot of shit to grills...

Although this one was pretty forthcoming as she found out it's my bday today.

>>16517411
Godspeed, Anon. I love exchanging bants with chicks, but it's hard not to care when I get 1 match on a good day.

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>>16517411
>be me
>fairly good looking
>know grils dont dig selfies
>too shy to take good photos

>>16517448
To be fair I only get matches because I'm the only man in my town with a degree and a full set of teeth... It's not exactly hard to pull in Plymouth.

>>16517450
Take a photo of you giving us a smile right now

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How soon do you guys ask a girl out on tinder?

>>16517473
Nah mate I'd be bombed with "muh ISIS", seeing that I look like a middle eastern guy

>>16517492
2-3 days. At least that's what I read.

>>16517509
Not by me you wouldn't.

>>16517509
By me you would.

>>16517521
You seem like a pretty chill guy. But no. Glad to see niggas like you lurk here.

>>16517549
;^)