Which suicide method is the least likely to fail and cause

Set yourself on fire

jump off of a high place somewhere nobody will see or hear you.

Friend yourself to the chimpanzees at the zoo

>>16513852
Shotgun to the face.

>>16513915
Where should one aim for minimizing the chances of survival? I heard that aiming for the face often doesn't kill you but leaves you disfigured.

>>16513852
Explosives. Surround yourself in all directions, and throw the switch. If it works, your body disintegrates before the pain signals can reach your brain. If it fails, nothing happens and you are completely unharmed.

Of course, there are certain logistical difficulties: getting materials, finding decently-large mud flats and waiting for rain (any other site or weather condition has an unacceptable risk of collateral damage), setting up your apparatus, and evading law enforcement (who will assume you're up to something a LOT more horrendous).

But you asked for the method with the lowest chance of failure-with-disability. There it is. Still want to go through with it?

>>16513962
You could go to your local mosque for a tutorial, they're experts in this shit.

Jump into an active volcano. Once airborne, shoot yourself in the head

>>16513962
>still want to go through with it

Not the explosive method, since I will just get caught because the cops will assume I'm a terrorist, and sent to prison/mental hospital, where killing yourself would be very hard.

Guns are illegal in my country so shooting myself in the head option is hard to carry out.
Jumping off a building is likely to cause permanent disability.

What about jumping in front of cars/trains?

>>16513962
>decently-large mud flats and waiting for rain (any other site or weather condition has an unacceptable risk of collateral damage)
ha ha, what?

>>16514005
>Jumping off a building is likely to cause permanent disability.
only if you get rescued. I have a place picked out where even if I just broke my leg I'd die because it's too far to crawl to get help and I'd starve before anyone found me.

>>16514005

Please don't throw yourself infront of a train/bus. Train will always work, but this leaves the drivers almost certainly scarred for life.

I know you're dead and all but that shit is not okay, these people do us a service in the public transport sector.

Also if you need a gun, go visit your local biker gang, they hold the majority of what little firearms we have here in Aus. Soooo.

Also, I'll be your friend.

Buuuuuut if you aren't interested, I'm not gonna take it that personally heh.

>>16513852
Self-guillotine.

They are simple machines and get the job done right

Is the Helium tank just a meme? Supposedly it's the most pleasant way to go out.

>>16513854
Top kek

>>16514016
Well, think about it. You're blowing yourself up. Do that in a forest or a grassy field, and you could start a fire. Do it in mountains, and you could start an avalanche. Do it in a desert or quarry and you'll kick up a ton of flying debris. And doing it in a populated area is right out. Mud flats are what's left.

>>16514063
>Do that in a forest or a grassy field, and you could start a fire.
unless it's wet. or winter. or spring.
>Do it in mountains, and you could start an avalanche.
very, very few places is that the case.
>Do it in a desert or quarry and you'll kick up a ton of flying debris.
if you're someplace isolated that does not matter.
>Mud flats are what's left.
open water would be better.

Why not OD on some heroin. Get nice and high before the lights go out.

shotgun shot to the head has the highest success rate of death

>>16514195
ODing on heroin isn't enjoyable

>>16514035
I heard it's a meme because it actually blows your lungs. No idea if it's true or not though.

>>16514203

How about do a little heroin then jump off a skyscraper? Better yet, do some ecstacy, buy a nice looking escort for the night, have some sexy times, change outlook on life?

>>16514257
heroin would make you feel too good to want to kill yourself.

Most people don't like having sex on ecstasy. Usually you can't even get it up since MDMA is a stimulant.

>>16514262

>Usually you can't even get it up since MDMA is a stimulant.

That's true sometimes, not always. Depends how good the pills are and my overall mood. But when it works, oh boy. Good stuff.

Sleeping pills, alcohol and a noose

>>16514097
Ok

>>16513852
Fall from a really high building and land on your head. Like, really high.

Go buy a small tank of helium like might be used to fill party balloons. Buy a little oxygen mask and length of tubing like from a medical supply store, and get an adapter to fit on your helium tank. Lie down on your bed, strap the mask to your face, open the helium valve, and breathe deeply. You'll just fall asleep easily and never wake up.