>tfw you can't go to your friends birthday party cause

make an excuse

>>16511233
I thought sex offenders just couldn't live within 300 ft of a playground.

In any case, just bail. Being truthful in this scenario will never go over well.

>>16511247
It's not what you think I'm not asex offender its just something stupid that happened in highschool

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Yeah stay away , say you have work or something family related came up.

>>16511254
...not to pry, but what else could you be besides a sex offender that would make it where you can't go around a playground?

>>16511254
jesus what did you do?
also, who the fuck builds a bar right next to the playground?

>>16511266
When I was 16, I was in our yard with my little sister( she was 10) while she was playing , and I don't really know what made me angry but I punched her in the face and tried to strangle her with her jump rope and my dad caught me and since he's always hated me he called the cops

>>16511284
So apparently I'm a "child abuser"

>>16511284
>>16511310
Fuck. That is horribly sad, anon.

Just tell your buddy that you can't go because you have some family troubles you need to attend to. Technically it's not a lie at this point since your family troubles are what led to you being labelled a child abuser.

I wish you the best.

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>>16511233
SEEEEYUXXX