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Hey /adv/ so I just got a tinder and started putting myself out

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Hey /adv/ so I just got a tinder and started putting myself out there. I'm moderately attractive, I get plenty of matches, but I suck at initiating conversations and keeping them going.

Now if there are things I can use as hooks in her profile, I use that. But if all she has is pictures, what can I say? How can I start a conversation complimenting a girl without sounding desperate of creepy? Because I am both.

Also, how do you ramp up boring chit chat into sexual conversation/flirting? Example msgs help a lot.

Will post porn in return for tips. Thanks /adv/
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>>16509490
hey [name or nickname]. Freckles works pretty well.

then you pick an activity or a picture of her profile. if not, you can always go by name or go by random.

since you're American you can use some shitty pick up line, the avocado line does wonders, but don't be autistic about it

get her number ASAP

ask about travel, pets and her favorite places (specifically bars and restaurants)

"well i've never been to that area, maybe you could show me ;)?" or "well i can pick you up and show you some of the best of "x" ;), how about [day] at [time]?"

ezpz, also post pic and description

the above works for me. seldom girls won't reply, but that's normal. 90% do.
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>>16509510
you can also go for "hey aren't you the girl from [university]? I swear i saw you in [whatever] once! :)"
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>>16509510
I started by asking them if they have raisins. Will this work in my favor? Pls respond
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>>16509515
>raisins
^_~
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>>16509515
i tend to pick the more neutral but still flirty pickup lines

i used the avocado by example because it ends up with "spanking" rather than muh dick, but it could still work out pretty well

i suppose it's mostly on what are you planning to do with a girl
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>>16509530
Whats the avocado line?

I plan to touch their buttholes.
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>>16509538
try

"hey [x], listen, i have a sort of a fetish..."

"I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
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>>16509544
I'm pretty sure you're fucking with me here
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>>16509549
being dead serious, this line in particular makes them laugh

just play along
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Where the fuck is my porn, OP
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>>16509603
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Literally in the same boat as OP

I just don't know how to socialize with women desu
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>>16509638
try my advice lol

also post pic/bio
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>>16509665
You want me to post my own pic/bio?
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>>16509490

swipe a lot more. you don't just want matches, you want flirty conversations. less attractive girls will let you get away with lame comments. put effort into it. remember what worked for the 5. then start applying that to better grils
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>>16509683

**swipe a lot more. you don't just want matches, you want flirty conversations. less attractive girls will let you get away with lame comments. put effort into it. LET YOURSELF FUCK A FIVE. remember what worked for the 5. then start applying that to better grils
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If the girl gives you nothing to work with, should I just drop the avocado on her?
She has nothing but selfies and has "get to know me" as her bio. We worked at the same place but I think I only worked like 1 shift with her.

>heyy :)
>hey, didnt you work at xxx? I think I only saw you like once haha
>Uhh yea I was a host there last summer

>what do
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>>16509671
sure, it's /adv/ after all and tinder threads are very common
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>>16509714
well you can either work with "ohh, i've been there last year, ever met [this very weird/noticeable/amazing person]?"

or just go with avocado. if you want another pretty cool one is "are you my appendix? because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out"

they are pretty flirty but not entirely sexual, so it might lead to a quick fuck or a date
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well whatever you do, don't let the real you out in any degree, and build up as much of a fictitious image as you possibly can. People don't really pick up on that sort of thing anyway, since they're all dumb sheep.
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>>16509764
u wot m8
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>>16509544
thats fucking stupid
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>sorry about the late reply

NEVER APOLOGIZE. You're going to come off as a wimp, who's also boring.
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>>16509727
>bait.jpg
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Corny pickup lines, playful teasing, fun invitation. You're wasting too much time trying to be a decent person instead of being a fun one. You're on the clock to put a huge smile on her face.
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>>16509967
works for me m8, sorry for your loss
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just ask to meet for coffee right off. better chance of fugg this way ( i am a grill i know this )
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