>25 >never had a gf >never kissed/hugged >hairline

26 here, bro and the same situation.

And the worst thing is i used to be a good person. Or, at least, i considered me that way. But now i only wait for a disaster that changes my life. WWIII or something. And i hate that feeling.

>>16503381
>getting uglier/fatter
this one is the easiest to control, start going to the gym regularly you'll feel much better

I am in the same situation and honestly there is no way to get yourself or of this other than to be more aggressive than you currently are when it comes to finding a mate.

>>16503405
gyms are for faggots, get a pull up bar and exercise at home

invest the money you'd spend on the gym on new clothes, facial cleansing, a new social hobby etc etc

Alright I'm sick and tired of the
>WHY AM I A FAILURE TRAIN.

Read these three books
>It Works by RHJ
>The Lazy Mans Way To Riches
>The Genie Within: Your Subconscious Mind And How to Use it

If you don't read, you don't succeed.

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Do girls poop too?

call an ambulance so you'll have someone to talk to, they're required to come

>>16503417
This is a good idea

>>16503381
Youre making the critical mistake thinking that achieving the things you want equals happiness. This is fortunately not the case. If it were, the richest, most famous, and most beautiful people in the world would be the happiest, but they are in fact as lost as we are, caught up in their own fears, desires, and insecurities.

I'd suggest picking up your spiritual game, finding a community of people you can enjoy and be comfortable with, and devoting time to be of service to others. Those 3 things have helped out countless people.

>>16503421
I'm sure they don't

>>16503425
this. some nurses are really hot

>>16503504
>ambulance
>nurses
uwotm8?

>>16503516
just break your arm on purpose or something

>>16503549
nurses aren't on ambulances, those are emt guys

>>16503639
paramedics

>>16503397
high 5 bro
>>16503405
i go to the gym all the time
>>16503419
this is a dip you meme
>>16503457
i would love nothing more than to find a community that accepts me

>>16503457
>but they are in fact as lost as we are

Did you forget where we are?

Suck less. You know exactly how to be more appealing to women, at least as much as is within your reach. You just aren't. Simple as that. Turning that around won't guarantee success but it's the only reasonable way to try. You at least have a chance of getting a fair deal that way.

Start selling H. Bitches wll be flocking around your penis in mere minutes. Won't be the most beautiful bitches though...

>>16503381
Same issue, Wish I had an answer OP. Wish I had the answer.

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>>16504295

>>16504264
oh, all i have to do is suck less?

how did i never think of that before

>>16504431
This also depresses me.

I will never get prime, tight pussy

My only option is Chad's leftover scraps that he stretched all to shreds

well, what do you have to offer?
Some people bring looks to the table, others bring money, or intellegence, or kindness.
If you don't have looks to offer, find something else that makes you valuable to a partner

>>16505057
nothing

everything that i can do well, other people do better

>>16505023
Pussy is overrated.
Sex is nice, enjoyable and gives you a sense of purpose if it's not with some floozy, but a lot of people forget

>sex is not productive unless for reproduction
instead of lingering on the fact that you haven't been in it, go out and do something to help yourself and others

by the way
>all women are harlots

>>16503417
>gyms are for faggots
Said the DYEL.
OP go to the gym, doesn't have to be expensive at all. Community gyms are just as good.

Go to walk for an hour in the morning or evening for about 2-3 years and you will find good results.

When you realize life isn't all about girls

>>16503381
Clint is so badass. He's great. Just like Louis Theroux. Greatest intellectual ever. Interviews pornstars who believe in zombies, and who have names like Mickey.

http://tosh.cc.com/video-collections/5x6zcg/tosh-0-403/0gvuis
"White"

Yes life is all about girls.

Pandora's box. Google it, pirtate it. Changed my life

>>16505493
i do go the gym

>>16506176
I heard it's about micromanaging your impression per girl and using all kinds of tactics instead of just bettering yourself as a human being, being straight up about the chicks that you like and letting the chips fall where they may. PB seems like a way to go. Either way, I'm not gonna waste my time reading that shit. Women are an important part of my life, but that's about it.

>>16506647
*doesnt seem like the way to go*

Trust me, not having a gf is easier than having one you really, REALLY loved, and then she does shit that makes you lose about 2 years of your life to depression.

>>16503421
No

>>16504295
Kek to the kek

>>16505493
and how do you know im DYEL?

>>16506116
This sounds awesome

>>16506176
>Yes life is all about girls.

ultimate pleb

>>16506725
Why?

buy a gym membership.
once you're fit, shave your head and get a fake tan.
if you haven't gotten laid yet plan a trip to Holland and buy a hooker. Experience life and museums and shit while you're over there and change the hooker event into a story where you met some college girls your first night there.
Come back to your homeland and Tinder it up (stay fit--avoid bacon and donuts and lazitardness)

>>16503381
Honestly how do people do this? It baffles me that someone can look for companionship for so long without success. There has to be something wrong with you.

go to the gym and get in great shape
shave head and be like stone cold steve austin
be cool

>>16506776
>>16506811
i do go to the gym.

i asked how to get happy, not how to get chicks. because i know i will never get chicks, but i'm sick of being depressed. there's got to be something i can do to be happy, because this shit aint working. lifting doesn't help me, it makes things worse if anything

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get out there and find her bro

>>16503417
Fucking this no reason to go the gym. Pull up bar and do push ups in the norning and night. Then run at night or early in the morning (parks are.closed but you could just run on the sidewalk) finding a good place to run is the only real problem imo. Gyms are pretty stupid.

>>16503549
Dude..........................
Wow...............................

>>16506677
Because calisthenics make you look ridiculously stupid and unproportionate.

>>16506176
um..... no dude.

>>16506920
Is this pic real? Like, did this girl really say these things?

>>16507029
I agree 100%. But finding a place to run isn't difficult at all. I enjoy running in the night, and just getting lost around my house. Like I'll chase a deer and then I'll look around and realize I have no idea where I am. But that's okay, because it turns into an adventure, and gets my mind off things.

By the way, staring at deer and following them around really helped make me depression wise, it fills me with this sense of gratefulness - I can't say exactly why. Just, everything is so beautiful and I can't stand it sometimes.

>>16507075
yes, it's real.
alyshabee.tumblr.com

>>16506920
honestly she doesn't exist

how do i be happy without girls? it's really not an option, period.

>>16503516
>>16503639
>>16507031
>what is a joke
dumb fucks

>>16508457
you're not funny, dumb fuck

>>16503419
Also 'Models' by Mark Manson, to get ladies

>>16508613
>tfw violent psycho serial killers can get gfs
>you never will

don't expect people to just come to you lmao

it's all in your head. Seriously. Just shower up and put on something that you feel confident in and go mingle.

>>16509919
where am i supposed to go

op is so fucking hopeless

>>16510671
this

>mingle when you don't know anyone and everyone is already in their own groups and have their own social circle

>nobody is saying how to be happy without a girl

>>16510671

Travel? I personally love travelling alone - it forces you to find your own happiness in a weird foreign place. Just don't expect those people to be your friends afterwards.

>>16513257
>Just don't expect those people to be your friends afterwards
what friends?

>tfw traveled recently and didn't meet a single person
>all i did was see tourist attractions and eat at restaurants

I disagree life is not all about pussy and sex.

Go to the gym, tan, get buff, get richer, stay busy to keep your mind from droning, shave your head if ur hair really sucks... When ur not doing that, keep pushn the envelope on the girls

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>Normies tell him that if he gets /fit/ , he'll get gf

>mfw /fit/ 's demographic is half autistic virgins

Also, OP just cut off all your hair and grow a goatee

>>16512344

sadly this line of advice always ends here. No one knows the answer on how to solve this issue of making friends when everyone has their own social circles already. I've asked many times, never got an answer.

>>16503725
Talk to people dipshit you have to expose yourself then people will come in.

Some will try to fuck you over some are cool as fuck and open up as well

Get out there and shoot the shit op.

>>16513770
When where how bro

>>16503381
sit and wait for a friend to come along and knock on your door.

Life is impossible