Excuse-less virgins

>>16497615
Hire a whore you fucking faggot.

>>16497643
Assuming she's passably bangable:

Priorities:
Not getting caught
Not catching shit
Not killing my wallet

Is this one of those pick 2 scenarios?

>>16497615

Get of the computer, go outside and talk to women.

>>16497661
Go to the bunny ranch or you void anyways convince a real life girl to hop on your dick

>>16497662
>>16497663
>le generic dudebro advice
t-t-thanks, you too

>>16497666

You sure you aren't a sperg?

>>16497666
>Apparently normal
>Still a virgin
You present a shitty problem you get shitty advice. Go talk to some girls since you're so normal.

>>16497686

I'm guessing he is fat and/or ugly, also may have some kind of personality disorder.

>>16497696
>everyone who is a virgin is unattractive or has a mental problem

>>16497686
if you were incapable of giving anything other than shitty advice, why did you bother?

>>16497677
>knowing nothing about memes
You sure you're not a fucking redditfag?
GTFO!

>>16497699
Pretty much, yeah. Pussy is easy.

>>16497702
I'm quite capable but your problem is so fucking stupid that you don't need advice. Fuck off.

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>>16497696
>no imagination
>can't think of anything useful to say
>>hurr u're just lying and fat and weird!

>>16497705
No, you fuck off. This is my thread, queerlord.
You've obviously nothing interesting or useful to say. Go shitpost in /b/.

>>16497706

If you're nearly thirty and you have yet to form a connection with another person that has led to the fulfillment of a biological imperative, then yeah, something is wrong with you.

Samefaggotry levels are off the charts itt.

Time to bail.

>>16497703
Dude what

>>16497715
>ragequit

>>16497711
>this automatically means fat/ugly
cool story, bro

>>16497723

Someone took my post and is pretending to be me. That is usually when I abandon the thread... especially since it appears to be OP doing the samefagging.

>>16497727
I am OP.
How can I be samefagging when I'm responding to other people's points?

That doesn't even make sense. You're the one probably samefagging and are mad that it's not generating as much butthurt as you'd like.

>>16497730

So I guess it is just me and you itt then.

I have posted three times, including this one and the last. What about you?

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>>16497666
>>16497702
>>16497706
>>16497708
>>16497723
>>16497730
>>16497615
>>16497661

I'm pretty good looking desu, nothing majorly physically wrong with me. I'm probably just a sperg lord like i've always suspected. oh well might as well kill myself

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>>16497761
just don't go supreme gentleman.
unless it's at a black lives matter protest or bernie sanders rally.


[spoiler]FBI, I'm only joking. this is satire. i'm not inciting violence in any way, shape, form, or fashion[/spoiler]

>>16497761
i'm 20 and in the same boat (except i have serious issues with my self-image, etc.). i think people like us need a bit more self-belief. don't kill yourself over women, or anything at all, really. we're still young, follow your passions and chill, man. even if we were in our fifties and still a virgin, does it REALLY matter? life's just a ride, it's a bit bumpy at times, but there's parts where it's fun as hell. good luck bruh bruh,

>>16497708
Sage goes in all fields for you, faggot. Drink some bleach and do us all a favor.

>>16497615

The fact that you have to list a LACK of faults speaks volumes.

>>16497858
>thinks sage is a downvote
back to Reddit

>>16497874
lel what?

>>16497972
>Implying I came from reddit
Seems like a perfect place for you considering how normal you are. Oh, why haven't you drank that bleach yet? Are you out?

>>16497711
took me a while to realize that the "something wrong with me" is totally negligible compared to the hundreds of millions of people who have had sex and have a long list of things that are waaaay worse with them

>>16497703
maybe the nasty poon you go for is, some of us aim higher

>>16497874
>The fact that you PERCEIVE you have to list a LACK of faults speaks volumes.

ftfy.

>>16498056
Almost like I didnt specify if it was good or bad pussy. You're fucking idiot.

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>>16498107
>bad pussy

>>16498123
That bitch is so fucking hot, and she's showing her tits on screen at 19 years old. Fucking BOING.

>>16498107
doesn't need specification, good pussy is hard to get, bad easy pussy (the shit you get) is not

but having fun bargain hunting in the clearance bin

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>>16498141
i don't even like this meme, but

>>16498149
I have a very serious question for you: how does it feel being retarded? I honestly would like to know.

>>16498163
>hurr durr he called me out for fuckin ugly bitches I know i'll call him a retard, that'll show him!

>not a social retard
>good looking
>good at making people laugh
>good at making friends
>good at accepting responsibility
>brutally honest and extremely faithful to friends
>could retire at 25 but got a dream career and self employed
>pretty chill over all
>main goal in life is to just make others happy

>women even approach me
>im not terrible at flirting either
>ultimately I friendzone every woman I meet
>or I push them out of my life entirely
>because I have huge insecurities that result in an intense fear of intimacy

>tell myself im doing the right thing
>I shouldnt date anyone until I can handle my own shit
>loneliness subsides overtime until I barely think about it any more
>dream of a girl I know
>"do you want to kiss me, anon?"
>spend next day trying not to cry and trying hard to remember what it felt like to hold her in my dream

someone kill me

>>16498163
i have gross 4-6 tier women hit on me every single day, i have to actively push them away and make it clear i'm not interested because the hot grills don't like when you give other girls attention

but i'm sure that problem never arises with you, you'll just take the 4 and exagerrate her attractiveness later

>>16497615
>Advice to prevent incoming wizardry!
Ask women out. When one of them says yes, stop.

>>16497615
OP i'm not accusing you of lying, but there is often a bias in what you think of yoursel vs what people think of you. One example is that neckbeard who says he looks good and dresses well, it's a pity all the girls go for assholes. And his shadow reveals him to be wearing a fedora and near obese. You're probably not that deluded, but people might still more lowly of you, than you do of yourself. If the qualities you listed are agreed upon by others, then you wouldn't be a virgin for long.

>>16498273
the last two are internally determined
>sexually deviant
>religious

the 4th can be reasonably objectively determined
>major physical issues

which leaves the first three as subjective
>looks
>personality
>mental health

even a dunning-kruger idiot can assess the first one, so it's really down to personality and mentality. which for the most part, if you look around, mean for shit when it comes to getting laid.