What can I do to make my gf feel like a "whore"? Sex

Stop watching porn. They're just acting.

>>16492086
Talk to her beforehand, suggest small things. Lots and lots of foreplay. Kiss her and tease her, and when she's trembling and shaking with passion and excitement. Most girls don't like cum on their faces though

>>16492103
Probably. But then how do you explain amateur videos?

>>16492109
>Most girls don't like cum on their faces though
Yeah, I know. It was just an example.
I tried what you said before, and it worked to an extent. The problem is that if I say what I want, she'd be doing it to please me. I want her to do it bc she wants to.

Ask her what she wants. She should tell you. If she doesn't know what she wants then she's the one who has a problem. You're not supposed to do random sexual thing and hope that the result is positive instead of negative.

Do you live in Disney porn land or something?

Alternatively, start acting like the guys in porn. Dirty talk to her, show her how much you want her...ultimately guide her.

I'm experiencing the same problem and it's really bad now because I'm having boner problems it's been so boring. I have been her one and only. We both need little foreplay as I get hard, she gets wet easy. Idk why but she always does this hard to get scenario, acting like I'm such a horn dog and that I'm the only one that wants sex. Well now I've finally run into a low where I'm not getting hard without foreplay, it's probably temporary but she doesn't understand the concept of foreplay, she doesn't understand that saying no to sex for a half hour before finally having sex isn't helping. Then she gets angry about not having sex. How does one get her to start acting a little more sexy or be more involved? She won't even get a thong for me.

>>16492129
I know what you mean, bro. The worst thing is that when I finally get hard and we start having sex, I get to do all the work. She never rides me or something like that.

That's why they are amateurs. They just assume that, like any porn actress in a porn video, the most attractive thing is for the woman to act like the D will solve all her life's problems and give her the most pleasure anything on this earth can.

>>16492145
I don't see any problem with that

>>16492086
had the same problem for a long time.
I started a tumblr where I reblog all the stuff that turns me on and I want to do with her.
it worked out better than I expected. We look at it together on the weekends and have crazy dirty sex afterwards.
The important part is, that you first talk to her about it and that you want to spice things up. and then don't start off with hardcore anal and face rape porn. you have to ease into it. show some aesthetic stuff as well.

>>16492154
this is the kind of stuff I post (not my tumblr though. but it's similar)
http://babygirlssweetsurrender.tumblr.com
and it gets her super horny when I treat her like a whore.
but it all depends on the relationship you guys have.
I've been together with my GF for over 10 years and we know each other inside and out.
I got bored a couple years ago and we had some really tough times. but after starting this tumblr our sexlife is better then I could've ever had hoped for.
putting her on a leash with a gagball in her mouth and coming on her face.

I started watching more porn with my girlfriend, try that, also dirty talking to her helped my girl go wild

>>16492154
Yes, I guess I'll have to talk her about it (again).
I didn't say this before, but one day I asked about her fantasies and things that she'd want me to do, she didn't give a straight answer or told me really general stuff. And believe me that I'd do (almost) anything to make her feel good.

>>16492153
Except you do, because you don't want your girlfriend to act, you want her to actually feel that way. Do you love going down on her too? Most people don't love giving oral. There's nothing in it for them besides that it makes their partner happy. Some people are into it, but that's a preference. Can't just make people like things.

>>16492164
Yes, that idea came up a couple of times. She was so excited for trying this, but when it finally happened, she was like "omg. women really like cum on their faces?", "there's cum coming out of her vag/ass, gross.", etc

I mean, it's ok that she doesn't like certain things. I love her and I won't leave her bc of this. But I don't want to live knowing what I'm missing.

>>16492171
I love going down on her. I'd do it all the time if I could. Dunno if she actually likes it, though.

>>16492167
yeah talking about it and making sure she understands what your goal is, is very important. Me and my GF fought a lot before I had the courage to tell her straight up "baby I love you with all my heart but our sex life is boring me" (not in those exact words, but that was essentially the message I was trying to bring across).
We talked a lot and tried watching some porn, but for us that was too much. There is so much going on in porn that just isn't sexy, especially to women. With the tumblr you can literally cherry pick pictures or gifs that capture exactly what you want or what turns you on.
that really did it for us. again we went from pretty normal missionary, cowgirl, doggy sex to gagged and bound pounding with facials as the big finish.
and she loves it just as much as I do.
you just have to show her how much fun it is.

>>16492171
are you kidding? I FUCKING LOVE going down on my girl. I sometimes eat her out for 30 Minutes. The way it makes her twitch and squirm makes me rock hard and also it tastes amazing.

>>16492178
yeah that's exactly what I mean. Too much stuff in porn isn't very appealing to women.
Try surfing some tumblr blogs or creating your own and start of with some lighter stuff before you move over to more hardcore stuff.

>>16492194
The gifs stuff is actually a good idea. I remember that she showed me some gifs before. I'll try it again and see what happens.

>>16492198
just as an example here are some posts from one of my favorite tumblrs. they are classy and sexy but at the same time, might show the general direction you're trying to go into.

http://babygirlssweetsurrender.tumblr.com/post/70303697271/presumably-in-no-kuntrol-you-have-been-a-very

http://babygirlssweetsurrender.tumblr.com/post/70307452652

http://babygirlssweetsurrender.tumblr.com/post/133765550777

http://babygirlssweetsurrender.tumblr.com/post/70293651792

http://babygirlssweetsurrender.tumblr.com/post/70284944259/lonelyrambling-lonelyrambling

http://alltypesofkink.tumblr.com/post/133513089387

>>16492219
Thanks, anon. Pretty good stuff. Hope my gf likes it too.

>>16492205
yes because gifs only show a very small portion of what was going on during a scene. but it's usually exactly the part you want to show.

and also, some things are usually just meant for porn and not real life. you will have to accept that.
ass to mouth comes to mind. you will probably NEVER get your gf to do that. anal in general is something that they either love or hate. there is no middle ground. so if she's not into it move on. no point in trying to convince her. (unless she never tried it, then find a a good beginners guide and try it at least once. some women can't imagine liking it, and then acutally really enjoy it). just remember, go slow, let her be in control, use an enema before, use condoms and LOTS AND LOTS ob lube.

>>16492233
Yeah, I know that real life sex is not like porn movies. I'm ok with the no anal rule (I would lick her asshole if she lets me, though)

>>16492232
yeah hope so too. I know exactly the kind of spot you're in.
glad I could help. that last blog is mine btw. so if you need any more advice or help, hit me up there.

good luck!

>>16492242
get her drunk or a little tipsy! women, like men, usually get a lot more adventures and kinky with the help of a little alcohol.
once they make themself free of the thought that the ass is something dirty a lot of women enjoy a little ass licking. something else are anal plugs. (princess ones in particular). we bought one a while back and she fucking loves that thing.

>>16492242
Oh and one more thing, if she's not completely against sex toys. get a hitachi magic wand.

TRUST me, it will change her (and your) sex life for ever.

she's gonna come so hard, her feet are gonna curl and her entire body is gonna twitch until she'll almost passes out ;)

I wish my boyfriend would watch porn with me.
It's like our roles are reversed. I am the man, he is the woman. Everything has to be perfect emotionally and mentally for him to want to put his penis inside me.

>>16492260
same advice, go open a tumblr and show him the stuff you like and that you want to be treated like the dirty little slut you are.
for some people sex just never really changed over the the course of their relationships. that can have multiple reasons but doesn't mean it can't change now. you just have to take control and show/tell them what you want.

It could also be a Madonna/whore complex.
For some guys it's very difficult to treat their girlfriends, whom they love and respect, like a whore. even though the girlfriend might enjoy it.
I myself had that problem before.

Talk to him about it, tell him that you need be manhandled and that you won't break if spanks you or pulls your hair while he pounds you from behind.

take control! sit him down on the couch, put on sexy lingerie, kneel down before him and suck his cock like your life depended on it.
deepthroat, gagging and slurping noises, fuck your own face with his dick, if that doesn't change the way he sees you, then I don't know what will ;)
http://alltypesofkink.tumblr.com/post/133435232423

either make your own tumblr or find some that post stuff you like. (the above one is mine for example.)
some people need a little extra push ;)

I'm in the same boat with my boyfriend. I have a higher libido and have been very open and welcoming to any suggestions he has and he keeps saying he doesnt know what he wants to try. Honestly just try new things with her and have a code word in case shes not into it. Try dirty talking, have lots of foreplay. If you were a girl I'd suggest costumes like I'm trying with my S.O, but maybe try roleplaying? Talk to her about what she wants to try, if she says idk pick something then discuss what she liked about it after you bang

>>16492297
same goes for you, trust me people, tumblr will change your (sex) life !
it gives you a perfect way to show your S.O. what you like and would want to try without all the grossness of normal porn.

>>16492243
Thanks for your help. I faved your blog, so

>>16492257
That sounds good, I'll how I can get one of those.

>>16492260
Wow, what a waste! Maybe you should try what >>16492281 says

>>16492281
I've tried all that stuff, he's just not interested.

>>16492421
like I said, Madonna/whore complex would be my guess.
And sometimes it can help to make sure they understand the severity of the situation. make sure he understands how important this part of your relationship is to you, and that your needs aren't met and that you wish for him to try and change that.

>>16492459
It's more a porn issue on his part. Also stress. He is just never in the mood and when he is, he just masturbates. We are on a break because of this.

>>16492462
sounds familiar. does he watch to much porn?
that was my problem as well.
because I was bored of our sex life I turned to porn an masturbated 2-3 times a day and thus didn't want to have sex anymore. that paired with the Madonna/whore complex and your sex life goes completely down the drain.
first step for him would be to stop watching porn. I can say this from my own personal experience, porn is fucking toxic to a relationship when it takes over one partners fantasies and sex drive.
tell him he needs to stop watching it and instead show and tell you what turns him on about it. and you have to be very understanding about this because he might be ashamed of what he enjoys.

>>16492493
I think that's the problem. He was always this way though. I stuck it out for 5 years but finally told him that I couldn't do it anymore. He said he's getting help with the addiction to porn and I'm currently seeing a therapist because it basically fucked me up.

>>16492505
wow this is so weird, because it sounds EXACTLY like my situation a while back.

Here's how it happened and what we (I) did to fix it.
We've been together for more then 10 years now and after such a long time (5 years is long as well), sex like everything else just kind of sometimes turns into a routine. you start of with the same kind of foreplay, then go into missionary, cowgirl and then finish with doggy or what ever.
that just gets really boring after a while. so I started watching more and more porn. my sexual preferences changed dramatically because of it. mostly I just needed it rougher and rougher to the point where no normal woman could've ever fulfilled those fantasies. but because I had a mild form of the mentioned Madonna/whore complex I could never bring myself to telling my GF that I wanted to try these new fantasies of mine. I just couldn't think of her as a slut/whore in bed. she means the world to me and I just couldn't treat her that way.
well a couple years went by and it only go worse until the point where she said she is going to leave me. for me that was the wakeup call where I finally realized how bad it really was. So I basically forced myself to stop watching porn and masturbate.
After a week or two I could already feel my sexdrive coming back which then brought me creating this tumblr blog so I could maybe ease her into the thought of us trying new things. much to my surprise she was super into it and wanted to go even further than the stuff I posted there initially.
right now we have the best sex life I could ever hope for. regular and kinky.

so my advice is this. first he needs to be willing to save your relationship and stop watching porn for a while. I'd say at least a month, maybe even more. then you should show him, through porn or tumblr or whatever, what you like and that you are actually a lot kinkier than he might think and that you won't break if he get's a little rough (or what ever his fantasy is).

>>16492562
the important part is that there can be no judgment on either side about the fantasies or fetishes the other one might have. because if he tells you for example that he would like for you to pee on him and you are immediatly disgusted by it, he will close off. So both of you will have to be very open about it. Not saying you have to everything he asks. If you don't want to do something you of course don't have to.

see his porn addiction as what it is, a real addiction. like every addiction, it stimulates a certain area of the brain thus giving him pleasure. and it can be very hard to try and live without this pleasure. you just need to show him that having sex with you and fulfilling those fantasies is even more pleasurable than sitting in front of a screen and wanking off.

and remember, it has nothing to do with you. trust me on this. like I said, I've been in the exact same spot, and I always loved my GF very much and always thought she was sexy. I just couldn't bring myself to treating her like I wanted to treat other women during sex.

nothing of that was her fault, nor is it yours!

porn is fucking toxic and can ruin sex and a relationship forever.

>>16492562
>>16492570


Yes but I am tired now Anons. I have tried all and everything, I believe >>16492562 helped me with my own thread a few weeks ago about this. The end result is me asking to break up because it's just not working. He is unwilling to talk about kinks or even sex.... He has given his entire sexual life to porn and I am forbidden from entering that world.
This issue has deeply impacted me, I hate myself more and more with each passing day. I feel a bit better when I asked for a break up. I feel like I can breathe again.

He said he will get help and I am willing to support him through it, I am just very tired of all of this. And he is not very compassionate or understanding about how it has made me feel, so that is the other reason for wanting to cut him out. Very self absorbed.

His addiction started way before he met me.

>>16492593
yes that might've been me. wasn't that like last week or the week before?

Ok I totally understand where you're coming from. And my advice from the last thread still holds true today.
If through all your efforts of trying to improve your sex life (even though none of it is your fault), he still refuses to open up to you and let you in. He's a lost cause.
I'm really sorry that this is happening to you, because through my own experience I know pretty well how you might feel because I saw my GF go through the same thing and now in hindsight it breaks my heart what I did to her.
But please believe me, none of this is your fault or has anything to do with you! He has an addiction and just like drug addicts who steal from their friends and family, he can't control it or think rationally.
So I beg of you, don't take this out on yourself! I'm sure you gave him more than a dozen opportunities over the years to try and change something. he didn't take them and now it's his turn to do the work. You've done enough.
My GF could've easily left or cheated on me over the years and I'm eternally grateful that she didn't, but I wouldn't hold it against her if she did, because it was all my fault, not hers, and she didn't deserve any of it.
If this is really affecting you that much you need to let your self-preservation instinct take over and protect yourself from more harm to your heart and mind.
He has to change dramatically and most importantly on your terms. Because you went through enough over the years and he's responsible for the pain you felt. So he too, needs to do what is best for you! If he can't do that, you need to cut him lose before the damage to yourself is irreversible.

>>16492562
OP here. That sounds a bit like my situation too. I already decided to follow your advice, I just wanted you to know that.

>>16492627
>So he too, needs to do what is best for you! If he can't do that, you need to cut him lose before the damage to yourself is irreversible.

He cannot do it, which was the biggest deciding factor in the break up.
If he had worked with me, allowed me to talk to him calmly without him being angry and yelling, I would have stuck around. But he couldn't do that. He just told me I was sex crazed and I am not healthy for letting sex decide whether or not I was happy.......

So as you can see, there is no understanding from him.

Thank you for letting me vent here. It confirms my decision to break up was the right choice for me.

>>16492636
glad I could help, and even though I'm no professional it sometimes just helps to talk to people who've had similar experiences.
good look to you!

>>16492639
yes, him trying to blame you makes it all the more clear that he has some serious issues to work out and that you should not subject yourself to any more of his abuse.
I hope you can get over this soon and please don't forget, it's not your fault and you are not sex crazed or unhealthy because sex is important to you.
If anything, he's the sick one!

and to the both of you, if you want to talk some more or want someone to listen who's gone through something similar as you, please don't hesitate to find me on my tumblr.

>>16492122
>explain amateur videos?

thats you not understanding what acting is

>>16492122
>The problem is that if I say what I want, she'd be doing it to please me. I want her to do it bc she wants to.

Ah. You don't want to make your gf feel like a whore, you want to feel like she *is* a whore, a super freak that is addicted to sex, but only wants it from you, right?

Well that's a tall order, OP.

About all I can suggest is that you introduce porn into your sexytime routine, and slowly, sloooowwwly turn the material you put on toward women getting off on being used and mildly degraded.

After *years* of doing this, my wife is cool with absolutly any sort of porn being on while we fuck. But even now, she isn't exactly into the things I'm into; she's merely fine with it. That has to be good enough, OP. Really it does.

If it isn't, then what you're really asking is, "How do I change the person I'm with into another person, in a way I control?" Which is way creepier than I think you realize. You want to control who she is and what she likes. That's psychopath control freak stuff, man.

>>16492804
I don't think that's what he meant though.
Take oral for example. When I go down on my girlfriend, I do it for two reasons. First, I like to please her and want to do something nice for her. And secondly (and almost equally important) I really fucking enjoy it. I love how she tastes and I love how it makes her feel.
He on the other hand has the feeling that she only does it to please him and not because she herself enjoys it.
I get why that is a concern of his. I too was bothered by this quite a few times in my life. It sometimes even went as far as the women saying I also went down on them for my own pleasure. Making both forms of oral sex mainly about me.

Another example is anal. My girlfriend and I tried it a few times and she didn't really like it all that much. It was fine, but nothing that really gave her that much pleasure. But because she loves me and wants to make me happy, she still offers up the ass every once in a while (like my BDay for example). But because I know she doesn't enjoy it, I never take her up on her offer, because it would just for me, which I don't want. I want us both to enjoy things (more or less) equally.

So I want her to give me blowjobs because she enjoys sucking my dick, not purely because she wants to make me happy.

>>16492866

Good points and well said, but look again at OP's post. Does it not sound like he wants to change what his gf likes?

Your gf doesn't enjoy anal, and so you don't take her up on her offers of it. So much respect to you for that. That's so classy, and it's so unfair that no one will be able to give you respect for that except her, and us here on 4chan. So unfair.

But suppose you didn't take her up on her offers but were *dying* to figure out a way to change her into a girl that likes anal so you could finally enjpy fucking her up the ass.

Because that seems like a major difference between you and OP. You respect what your gf does and doesn't like; OP feels like his gf not being into what he's into limits his sexual satisfaction, and so is looking for cheat codes to transform his gf into the whore he desires.

>>16492086

Booze?

My gf is pretty reserved in and out of the bedroom, and while I had hoped there might be a secret sexual "dark side" to her that loved wild, rough sex and degredation, that never materialized. Then one night we both got pretty sloshed at a bar (and neither of us hardly ever drink), and when we came home her inner wild side had been woken up. We fucked against a wall, later with her bent over a table, and lastly on the floor with her arms pinned above her head, none of which are in our normal bag of tricks. It kind of felt a lot like improvisation acting, like we were both playing the role of pornstars and letting ourselves get lost in the performance. I'm certain that the alcohol was pivotal in allowing us to lose our inhibitions enough to play around with sex a little.

In retrospect, it was really strange how seriously we had been taking sex.

Now we put less pressure on it or on what it should be, and as a result, are able to explore it a lot more. And yes, we make drunken sex a planned thing, now, and that's always the craziest, best sex, assuming of course we don't misjudge our drinking and end up puking instead. Not an easy balace to hit!

>>16492999
haha, yeah me and my girl also make regular drunk sex plans.
but if anything, that just shows that there is potential there. If she gets hot and horny while drunk, you can bring that out in her while sober too.
it would probably be best to start of with the tumblr thing while you're both a little tipsy, she won't be as hesitant to confess what turns her on or what she wants you to do to her.
then just take it from there.

>>16493013
>the tumblr thing

What's all this then?

>>16493017
I'm sorry this whole 4chan thing is so confusing sometimes. you never know who you're talking to.

I made the suggestion earlier to find good tumblr blogs or opening up one, that you both can look at together.
Looking at pictures and gifs has the upside that you don't see the stuff that happens in porn that might be a turnoff for either partner.
you can basically cherry pick photos and gifs you like, that are just a couple seconds long.
I posted mine http://alltypesofkink.tumblr.com/ earlier because it really helped me to get out the inner freak in my girlfriend and me getting over my Madonna/whore complex. I reblog stuff from other blogs and then every once in a while we look at it together for inspiration. And she loves it.

what about talking with her about except with the internet community ? ;D Or maybe she´s just borring.. then go find another

>>16492999
>In retrospect, it was really strange how seriously we had been taking sex.
Under rated post. So many people in this generation don't know how to make it fun.

>>16493070

I'm the guy you quoted, and I think I didn't know it was supposed to *be* fun. Sex in porn is so serious. Hell, sex in commercials is so fucking serious. The constant onslaught of all these very seriious sexual messages basically had me thinking sex was the event where the sum total of my masculinity would be judged, and if I failed to be a sexual hitman, leathal and merciless in my fucking, then I'd be dismissed as being not manly enough or some shit. I couldn't let myself be goofy, I *certainly* couldn't let myself be nervous, it was stressful as *fuck.*

Now it is so goofy, every time, unless professional-killer sex is what we're both in the mood for. Being made to feel like one is not able to laugh about sex and/or during sex is criminal.

>>16493099
that's why I said in this thread multiple times that porn is fucking TOXIC as shit to a normal relationship and its sex life.
Kids these days learn about sex through porn and not with each other like my generation did. I experienced real sex with my GF at the time that was just as unexperienced as me. Today, kids already saw everything imaginable in a fucking porno and get the wrong idea how sex is supposed to work between to human beings.

Sex is supposed to be fun(ny) and is something you absolutely need to laugh about.

fucking pornos man...

>>16492804
>>16492866
>>16492918

OP here. It seems that I have problems with making myself understood.
I don't want my girlfriend to do things that she doesn't like (like anal for example). I just want her to do the same things but showing me that she really wants to do them.
For example she tells me that she likes giving me bjs and swallowing or having cum on her body, but when she does it it seems that she is obligued to do it or something like that.
She obviosly likes having sex, but she hardly moves or bents or whatever. Sometimes I feel I'm fucking a doll. I mean, show some passion, right? Bent over, spread your ass, ride me, whatever.

I know that she sometimes wants to do things, but I don't know if she's shy or is afraid of showing me that side of her. That's why I'm asking what to do.

>>16493169
>I know that she sometimes wants to do things, but I don't know if she's shy or is afraid of showing me that side of her.

Hmm. And what does she say when you ask her if she's shy or afraid of showing you that side of her?

>>16493178
I've never asked her directly. I just say for example:
>hey, what if when I'm about to come you open your mouth and swallow?
>Ok, sounds fun
>(She swallows) Did you like it?
>Yes, I liked it. It was interesting (or something like that)

And then everytime she gives me a bj she swallows as a kind of "formality." As if it was something that must be done because I said I liked it and she knows that I expect it.

Despite this, she says that she actually likes it. I just wish she would put some passion into it if that's the case.

>>16493209
don't worry you'll get there. It sounds to me (the guy with the tumblr again ;) ) that she just might be a little shy. or maybe unexperienced?
she might not know what to do exactly. in that case the most important thing is that she trusts you. she needs to know that you wont hurt her or do anything she doesn't want to do.
once that's established may go out on a nice date, have a couple drinks and then show her some stuff you would like to try.

again, trust is the most important part. you have no fucking idea what some girls went through dating/sex wise before they met you.
I've heard some pretty horrific stories.
Again, fucking toxic porn teaching guys that's ok or acceptable to just put their dick in a girls ass when ever they want. or force them down their throat.
some girls I met were literally scared of what might happen if things get a little rough.

Just make sure she knows she's in a safe place and you would never force anything on her. then get her tipsy so she loosens up a bit and then go look at some sexy tumblr stuff ;)

it's just like in this saying "treat her like a princess, fuck her like a whore".
be nice to your girl, and she'll be nice to your cock ;)

>>16493209

I'm going to restate my suggestion for alcohol, then, and for both of you. For her, so she can get a little more lost in the pleasure of sex, and for you, so you can loosen up and realize that great sex is not about simulating your fantasies *so well* that you achieve the perfect orgasm, but is about letting go of any idea you have about what sex "should" be, and enjoy whatever it is you both feel like doing in the moment.

Right now, I think the idea of confessing to your gf that what really gets you off would be a girl that kind with a freaky, sex-crazy, cum-hungry attitude, I think the idea of you telling her that is unthinkable to you. And this is because you are taking sex too seriously.

It's a goofy thing that you want. Admit this to yourself. It's your own personal kink, and it's deeply personal and means a lot to you, just as my kinks are deeply personal and mean a lot to me, but kinks are illogical, and when you really examine them, silly.

And that's okay. It's okay to desire silly things. You need to get to a place with your gf where you can say, "I know this is silly, but it's important to me, and it would really mean a lot to me for you to wholeheartedly embrace this silly thing I like. I'd like you to take it seriously enough that I can make myself believe you're really into it, that you really crave my cum, and that it makes you horny to swallow me."

If you can't laugh about sex, how can you possibly ask for what you really want, when anything not vanilla is at least a little silly?

>>16493225
Thanks, bro. Good advices so far. Maybe she IS inexperienced and doesn't know what to do. I'll send a message and tell her to look for those gifs that she likes, and that I'll do the same thing. I already faved your tumblr. Thanks, anon

>>16493250
yeah exactly, you just both need to find some stuff you like and then show it to each other, or browse my or any other blog together and say "hey, that looks sexy" or "I would really like to do that to you".
and like >>16493248 said, maybe get a little tipsy while doing so. it'll take the pressure off.
good luck and have fun!