How to mock flat chest females

I have small tits and one I've used on a friend (and myself because why not, luv urself) is:

If you have paper and pen but no where to write, say to girl, "ugh I need somewhere flat to write, can I use your chest?"

The faces of the girls I've used this on; pretty damn funny

>>16485027
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Just call them 'shit tits'.
My friend used to call it me & managed to get all his friends to call it me too.
I don't mind. They are shit.

Do they have a nice hard cock at least?

>>16485033
postem shit tits

>>16485036
My boyfriend wouldn't approve. Plus no, they're shit.

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>>16485047
your boyfriend wont know shit tits

Trying to build a collection

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Fuck, I love women with flat chests (within reason).

>>16485055
I'd know.
Those tits are good compared to my shit tits.

I masturbate to flat cheated females with nice hard cock 90% of the time i masturbate, which is at Least twice a day. Sometimes 25-30

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>>16485079
they are pretty nice

tis a shame family

>>16483830
Why do you feel the need? did they rag on your nubby little dick?

>>16483830
"Shut the fuck up, A-cup"

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>>16485027
savage!

>mocking about flat chests
>not appreciating small boobs
Suicide is /adv/ised.

>>16483830
>How to mock flat chest females
How big of an asshole are you?