How do I get laid

Hit on women.

>Go to bar
>Look for lonely women
>???
>Profit!

>>16453947
1. Get $300 dollars
2. Go on backpages.com
3. Browse to your city
4. Contact servicewoman
5. Arrange meeting
6. Go to meeting
7. Excahge money
8. Put penis in servicewoman's vagina

fin

>>16453951
Pretty much this. Unless you don't have the balls to talk to them, in which case you're fucked and not in the way you want to.

Im a bit overweight am 5'10 and have a decent looking face (underdeveloped cheekbones but a good jaw)

>>16453947

if ur seriousy you need to

>post a pic of urself
>post a pic of the lowest quality woman you'd be willing to bang

and wed go from there. pic of urself isnt just to see if ur hot or not, but what your 'look' is. even some REALLY hot guys cant get away with being sweet-pies cuz its contradictory to their look. not all qt-bois can be douchebags cuz it doesnt work.

we need to see what you look like and tailor your approach.

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>>16453969
Hang out in hotel bars, look for businesswomen from out of town.

The lowest quality I'm willing to bang is a 5.

I should probably just kill myself but ya know

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>>16454019
Just giving a number is no help at all. People on 4chan have wildly different ideas of what a "5" is. People have posted with pictures of celebrities, who make a large part of their living from their looks, and say that they are a "5, at best." Or post a picture of themselves, a perfectly ordinary person that no-one would look at twice, and say that they are a "2". On the other hand, some morbidly obese troll shut-in with greasy hair will opine that they're at least a 6.

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I honestly hate myself.

I'm at a point where I honestly wanna kill myself. I put this post out cuz this is the only thing that can help me get out of this depression. I'm shit with everything I do the hobby's I do the people ik and i am at a point where I just wanna die

>>16454242
you'd be a cutie if you lost weight/got fit/got a better haircut

>>16454255
I don't think I would be. Honestly I was afraid to put my face out on 4chan because id want people to trace back my family or anything like that. But I feel like it was my only option

I don't* my bad

>>16454265

you're overestimating your importance. thousands of people post on /soc/ constantly, no one gets traced unless they're committing a crime, being a braggart or some underage girl

Like I said, go to /fit/, start lifting, get a better haircut, lose some weight. You'll go up 2-3 points on the kinsey scale, and it will make you more confident, and confidence is key to getting laid

>>16454297
Sry was just being paranoid. I'll try it out. I used to lift part time but I never got serious because of complications in life.

>>16454251

Anon if you feel that way, you need to talk to somebody. Probably a mental health professional. As shitty as that prospect might sound, to discuss these things, it will help.

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>>16453980

This sounds fun

lowest: 6, I like art school girls

>>16454676
Lmao dude you're not bad looking at all. Could be sooooo much worse. Just hit on girls shorter than you/stay away from most white girls.

>>16454242
>haircut
>gym
>shave your neck

That's literally it.

just start lifting you idiots

>>16453957
>Backpage
Lol, thanks for showing him how he can get robbed and scammed.

>>16454686

I'm not OP, I just wanted that guy's "tailored approach"

>>16453947
Look at what you're willing to do and what you're not. If you don't feel confident about yourself focus on what you can do to look better and also remember that when you look at yourself you know you're own flaws where as others don't and therefore don't see you the same way (not until they get to know you better at least). If going out makes you anxious and you can't do it work your way up, practice small talk in chats room, practice talking to shop keepers (keep it brief) and so on. Try joining a club that interests you, get a more social job like working at McDonalds etc. You might not succeed the same way an out going confident male does but work with what you've got and build yourself up. It's said that within the next 10 years most people will meet their partners through apps or over the internet.

>>16453958
Keking

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>>16454746
What he said!

>>16453980 , what do you think?

I'd bang any woman so long as she doesnt cause issues in my life and theres a mutual attraction.
Pic is me... idk if pics do me any justic tho desu lol

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>>16453980
Fuck it, why not.

I'd drop down to a 4/10.

>>16454869
Honestly I'd bang you as you are lol you're cute af

>>16453947

>pay somebody to fuck you
>realize women are not that scary
>approach 6's and 7's in your immediate social circle
>let there be fucking

Worked for me. Be silly, call them by nicknames. Be friendly in a "Hi, thanks for not returning my calculator, shorty" kinda of way.

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>>16454242
>>16454676
>>16454869
>>16455082
T H I R S T Y A F

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>>16455240
Really anon!!? :D aw thats so nice love u hahaha 4chan is the best place! Yeah!

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>>16454242
Lose weight, perk up and stop worrying so much about pussy.

Literally everything wrong with you is fixable. Your facial structure looks fine and you'd probably be pretty good looking if you lost weight.

>>16455240
>Honestly I'd bang you as you are lol you're cute af

show us pic of u

>>16453947
You put the benis in the bagina