What's a job where I can be an asshole? I enjoy being

Chef

Cop.

A repossession agent take people s stuff on christmas

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>>16448551
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Quality posts anons.

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>>16448551
This only works as long as you are a successful chef.

Asshole chefs in "Mom and Pop" diners jump from job to job regularly.

Public criminal defense attorney (assuming you live in a jurisdiction with an adversarial legal system). It's not glamorous work, but it is literally your job to get your client acquitted by any legal means necessary. In the course of this, you will be able to practice asshattery on a regular basis, sometimes even to your own client.

So lawyer, comedian or politics

>>16448541
>I enjoy being hated for some reason. Though I'd prefer dynamic assholery. Not just simple being a dick.

Top lol.

Sounds like you should be a writer, bro.

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>>16448934
You know me pretty well. Im actually working on a story where I viel the social sjw vs stormfront battle of our time behind scifi mumbo jumbo. Then take it to the extreme as a moderate resistance group tries to survive in between a group that hates him for being white and a group that hates him for not being proud of being white. Also throwing in a slew of moderate characters who hate each side aswell.
Hopefully I can russle some people with a trans character in the group who thinks other trans are autistic.

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