/adv/ I just drank coffee and I have anxiety (stupid idea).

>>16443054
In few hours you'll settle down. Just distract yourself in the meantime. You will be okay.

>>16443054
>Masterbate till either you rip your cock off. Or fall asleep.
Or you can eat food to soak up the coffee and drink lots of water.

Drink a bunch of water and pee it all out. Go for a brisk walk. Play a repetitive vidya that doesn't piss you off too badly, like Katamari or Smash Bros or something. Eat something with a lot of carbs, but nothing sweet.

I'm a retard who has had coffee & energy drinks in the same day and crippling anxiety

so trust me when I say, drink a lot of water and breathe.

I have no motivation to do anything, and have no reason to. I just want aliens to come down already and put me out of my misery... What do I do?

>>16443106
In order to attract aliens you must follow these steps. Buy peanut butter and honey. Go outside when the sun is at its peak. Strip off your cloths and lay face first on the grass.
Rub the peanut butter and honey on your buttocks. This is the important part, wiggle your butt three times in the air and shout, the sun is shining on the moon, "I want the alines to attack by butt soon." This worked for a friend of mine.

It's coffee.
Are you 15?

it that a thing? I'm anxious enough that I'm real confident I could be diagnosed with a mental disorder but will never go to the doctor. I drink a ton of coffee every day and soda when I get the change and it make me feel great.

Go for a walk outside until you're either sweaty or tired.

Coffee is amazing.

>>16443054
Breathe. Relax. Repeat.