Alright. I need some advice. I fucked up. Okay so I work at

Bump.
Seriously guys. Anyone?

Obviously you lack any sort of testicular fortitude because you wanted to pussy out of honest work and cheat. If you had anything swimming in your scrotum I would tell you to own up to being a piece of shit, but you obviously won't have the nads to ever do that.

Don't even bother putting your current job on your resume, your manager will reveal the truth about the scum you are.

Don't act like you've never cut corners before. Ya I fucked up. I came here for advice. Not to be bashed on by a fucking keyboard warrior. Go the fuck away if you're not going to give sound advice, and just harass me. I'll take your comment as a vote towards own up to it. Thanks for the minimal input towards my post.

Anyone else?

>>16436851
You threw out company property. That can be construed as either theft or property damage. Either way, you're going to be completely fucked because you decided to take liberties with materials that aren't yours. Even now you'd rather bitch at me for something you fucked up than accept you don't need any advice. You are only here to see if people will have sympathy for you. No one does. Own up to your mistake, or don't. There is a correct answer, but both paths lead to heavy penalties.

>>16436868
Thank you for actually answering questions I asked. I appreciate it.

>>16436851
dude, that was sound advice. although it was super rudely typed, he was telling you that it's import to be honest at the workplace and do your job as you're supposed to do it. working hard and honestly leads to promotions and opportunities, at the very least it means youll keep your job.

you have made a mistake and this is a chance to reflect on it and change your behavior

I agree with what everyone's saying. Own up to it, and find another job. Learn from this, and don't make stupid shortcuts like that anymore when it comes to important shit like your job. And definitely do not put this job on your resume

>>16436883
I will use this as a learning opportunity. Thank you.

I just called my boss. I owned up to it.
She was obviously pissed, but thankful for me being honest. She's going to let me keep my job this time around, as I've not done anything like this before. My only punishment is that I'll be paying for the new pans. Thanks to you guys for not letting me back out like a pussy.

>>16436938
Niiice, good job man. This is a good lesson for all of us, that being truthful really can have its advantages. Cheers, my friend

>>16436938
ORA ORA
You might actually get a girl pregnant after all!