what to write Valentine's Day Card

Dear nigress,
You so fine, you so fine you blow my mind.
Your bum chin and nigger white teeth
Make me want to jizz buckets in my sheath
So happy v day bb gurl
You know you are my world

>>15386321
10/10

>>15386309

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
everything you said,
I want to leave you.

violets are blue,
roses are red,
feminist man hater,
you're fucked in the head,

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I want to have sex,
Just not with you,

Flowers are wonderful,
and bodies are beautiful,
but when it comes to you,
personalities are awful

>>15386346
I'm so done with this website.
>10/10

>>15386321
top kek

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>Valentine's Day card for my waifu
OP, waifu's aren't suppose to be real.

>mfw my waifu isn't real

>>15386309
To the best cleaning lady in the whole world: Thank you for keeping the house shiny ever since we met. Keep improving your cooking, it's starting to get better. Good job on sucking my dick whenever I tell you to. For all this you deserve this card, and I will fuck the shit out of you later.

With love,
Anon

ps Poems are for faggots.

Bamp

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>>15386375
Edgy poems are the best.

Bananas are yellow,
spinach is green,
your queef is a bellow,
not tryin' to be mean

The sky is blue,
the sea is too,
I want to puke,
when I go down on you,

The look in your eye,
The hairs that you you weave,
I'd sooner die,
Than touch your wizard sleeve

Enough shit posting! Haha but for there's some sites that freelance writers dump their works and are good for finding some poems that are not so popular. No link.. I might get one if I feel productive.

>>15386404
Fine, I'll do a real one.
That's mushy and shit.

Lady,
You don't exist,
You're just a waifu,
But I wouldn't be remiss,
To say I like you,
I won't cease and desist,
Imagine you like me too,
You're hard to resist,
cartoon, like Raichu,
And I'll persist,
Hope the author won't smite you,
And after all this,
Know I'll still like you.

I've shitposted alot today, and the one actual post I made, this, was more pathetic than everything else.

Gratz OP. To new lows.

>>15386309
Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
Why you so beautiful, waifu?

Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
Cuz I'm to die fu!

Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
Why are so perfect for me?

Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
Because you're a neckbeard who's edgy.

Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
Why won't you love me for who I am?

Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
Because I'm looking after my fam.

Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
Please love me this one time!

Waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu,
I won't even do it for a dime.

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>>15386344
sweet dubs m8

>>15386427
This is heroic writing.
>10/10

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>>15386309

>>15386309

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's run off to the south of France.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your waifus not real
And your love isn't too

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Saw this, and it.would be perfect!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ill fuck u with a rake

Roses are shit,
violets are shit too,
Life is shit,
but not with you.