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>>16449924
Just fuck her.

>>16449935
Just like that, huh? Well alright then. I guess I was overthinking it.

yes this won't cure ur autism btw.

>>16449887
Stay out of it for now. Be there for your mom. Fuck your scummy dad, he can deal with his own problems away from the family. Be your mom's anchor and make sure she knows you are there to support her. She needs people in her corner now.

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>>16449887
>2015
>having parents
kek

It's not your problem, especially since you're probably a grown ass man now, so move on with your life and let them fix their own shit.

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>>16449881
Fuck off you arrogant sophist

How much do you make an hour at the local coffee shop?

>>16449881
Dat moment when your organizing your books and you realise Zein und Zeit is missing. Dat moment when you realize you havent read most of it anyway.

>>16449873
>Should I be worried?
Possibly. He may want to break up and this could be his attempt to buy time as he makes a decision. Or he could have clinical depression, but that isn't really good for healthy relationships either.

Either way, he'll talk to you about it when he's ready.

>>16449873
just let him know it is ok and he needs someone to talk you are there for him.
.. have you cheated on him?

>>16449873

No. He needs a day or two for himself. Figure some things out. Worrying will acomplish nothing, bugging him about it will make things worse. He's gonna turn off the phone for a day or two, let him, and trust him to deal with his problems.

>>16449858
We live for the good times, anon. All the little things in life that you enjoy. All the good memories you create with family and friends is why you keep going, it makes it worth it to get your ass up and work for a living and be productive.
Yes, you have to work for a living. That's how society and economics work. It's just what you do, you can bitch and moan about it, but there's not a lot you can do about it. You could just live off of welfare and be a sad sack 'cause you live day after day being unproductive, which tends to lead to a depressed state of mind.

You just make the best out of the cards you're dealt, anon. You play your hand the best you can and try to enjoy life and make the most of it

>>16449858

The struggle is to find things that we enjoy doing and be able to pay for them. Most of the time, we can afford it, rather than the opposite.
And you CAN live without working, it's called being a bum.

Building an empire? Who wants to build an empire? That's a dumb way to live, to die, more stress than anything else.

You seem like you're confusing money with happiness. It isn't the same. I won't say that being poor is a picnic, but there's a reason a third of billionares are unhappy in their lives. If money was happiness, they wouldn't have the opportunity to be unhappy. Lack of money creates unhappiness, but money itself doesn't create happiness. Got that?

As to the point of living? Nobody knows, and the smart ones stop caring.

It's all an illusion. Everything is inverted to keep you focused on petty things and lead you away from the truth. That you are a created being and Christ can save you from all of the lies and confusion. I never thought I'd say any of this.

>>16449824
Get rid of anything and everything that reminds you of her, like yesterday.

Pick up some hobbies and start living for you. You may learn things about yourself you never knew before. Furthermore, some hobbies present a chance to socialize and find like-minded people who you may befriend.

You need to learn to love yourself because no one else is going to do it for you. That's really the only secret to life but it's hard to master which is why so many people jump in and out of relationships. They've never learned to be happy with themselves so they seek constant reassurance from others. It's really quite sad if you think about it.

Don't be one of those people. Be you.

that's just it my man

there's not really that much you can do about the dreams, short of finding something that obsesses you so much you dream about it too

you really loved her i guess

>>16449824
What happened? Why did you two break up?

If you're opening an ask anything thread don't list a million things not to ask, feel bad for whatever boy is sat next to a high maintenance bitch or vice versa

If a girl is secretive about what's in her handbag, it's fair to assume it's sex toys, right?

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>>16449802
Girls
I asked my teacher out for coffee in october. she was my teacher when I was a junior in HS, i am currently in uni 1000 miles away.

I asked her out to strictly coffee calling her by her first name. She said yes, then asked where I was studying and how things were.

Firstly, does she likely think of it as a date? I think she knew I liked her. She is also very intelligent, I can't see her being so oblivious as to think it's purely platonic.

Secondly, how badly did I mess up by not replying until sunday (about a month later)? She hasn't responded yet, and I'm worried she may have changed her mind or is mad that I didn't reply sooner. Do you think she's ignoring me or is it just a coincidence? How long until I know she's ignoring me? Should I resend an email?

Thanks

This means a lot to me, not to be melodramatic but she literally is my world, she is all i think about. i will legitimately consider suicide if she has changed her mind. I would wait a while to do it so she wouldn't blame it on herself.

>>16449795
Tinder 101
>pictures
Get one of you out and about, one of you looking dapper and one of you doing something interesting
>profile
Short and sweet, nothing too specific, but not going for mysterious fedora
>communication
Open with "Hi, how are you doing?" or a relevant chat up line and be jokey, open questions, 1 - 2 sentence answers, keep conversations on topic.

>>16449795
Whatever you want, no one really cares anyway. They're just looking to see how hot you are

>>16449805
Thanks, tho I'm not a fan of pictures so I don't have many, one of me in a bar, smart casual so fine with that, and two on holiday, sound good?

>>16449786
When she wants you to

>>16449786
Do yu really need to ask? Also, how do you know she hasn't been snatched before?

>>16449786
Blowie

Welcome to modern women, between the ages of 16-30 my friend.

Total fucking shitbags, devoid of any real responsibility, and will always lay blame elsewhere.

>>16449778
You need to learn to roll with punches, and she needs to grow up. But she's 19, bro, I don't know what the fuck you expected. She grew up in the generation of stupidshits who conduct their lives entirely online. You're not much better, just 2 years older. You should have known that this is the type of girl you are likely to find in your age bracket.

It sounds like you're incompatible and yes, you should break up. It's not the end of the world. Dumb bitches are a dime a dozen. Set your sights on older chicks, 24+. They start to chill out around then. I'm with a 29 year old and she's so fucking cool, it's great. Not a bit of drama or stupid girly-girl shit you find in the younger ones.

That being said, I'll reiterate that you need to learn to chill. That stupid hashtag shit isn't a cause for concern. They're just being so randummm wacky XDDDDD kids. I'm certain it doesn't imply the things you're assuming. It's very clear when someone is running around on you. They're a whole hell of a lot more subtle than some obnoxious social media habits.

>>16449792
It wasn't just that if you read the post. This same day, the lesbian was sending her shots of her vagina.

Should I be "chill" with that too?

It might. But geez; why, of all methods, are you going with that one? Paracetamol overdose is an exceptionally nasty way to go; you'll be in agony for days before your liver gives up its last.

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>>16449746
Just go to Mexico

Paracetamol is a nasty drug. You may poison yourself by mistake, but by the time you start feeling unwell you may be approaching the end of the (roughly) three-day window in which the antidote, acetylcysteine, can save you. Would-be suicides may take a handful of pills expecting to drift into a pleasant sleep, only to find that nothing happens. By the next day they may well have changed their minds about killing themselves – but it's too late: the drug, by then, is already doing its best to destroy their liver.
Paracetamol is a hepatotoxin. As it is processed by the body, one of its metabolites starts to destroy the cells of the liver. This gradually leads to liver failure and, in some cases, death. Paracetamol toxicity is the most common cause of acute liver failure in Britain. It is not a medication to be messed with.

If the patient is too late for the antidote (which is given through a drip usually), and does not receive an immediate liver transplant, then death is extremely painful – there may be constant vomiting combined with abdominal pain. Providing added horror, in the case of a half-hearted suicide, are the feelings of remorse, anger and foolishness that are likely to beset the victim. As I say, it is a nasty drug, and it is very foolish indeed to exceed the dose stated on the packet.

>>16449715
draino?

1. Have roommate call the landlord
2. Get a long, skinny brush (like a bottle brush) dip it in bleach and scrub
3. Go to your local hardware store and ask for "air pressure drain cleaner"
- it's basically a high-pressure can of air with an end that completely covers the drain. When you press on it, it blasts the gunk away.

OP here, I wrote that "I can't pour anything into it" but I meant to say that I can't pour every weird thing into it so it doesn't get fucked up. I can pour simple things, so if something still goes wrong it doesn't go too wrong.

>>16449720 Sorry I have no idea what's that, is it American? What's a good European version of it?

>>16449731 Thanks, man, I'll try it in the morning. That's realy helpful.

Find new friends. If they can't take the time to confirm the rumors, they aren't worth your time.

>>16449710
I have pretty much already begun to do that, I just don't know how to get all this stupid shit on social media and blowing up my phone to stop. Ignoring it has seemed to do nothing.

bump need advice

One word: lottery

Marry a billionaire

>>16449679
Fuck off bellends.

Learn a skill. Find a product/service that your region needs that you can fill. Work your ass off and constantly improve and work on yourself.

You fat by any chance?
Do you have a shitty taste in clothes?

>>16449632
Fit as fuck. Stylish as fuck

Im on my phone, but give this one dude giving a tedtalk a chance at how he defeated his social anxiety.

He said that laying down on the floor of a crowded area for 30 seconds worked wonders for him. Google it