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So, i've learned to "talk with God" when i was 6, and i couldn't sleep without doing it until the last month. (I'm 18 since august)
But, in fact, my life gone worse as the time passed, and i never believed this "God" to be the one who cause this shit or good things. If there's a god, it doesn't matter for me, because he's sitting at his wood throne and does nothing for us here. This is what i believe since the past month.
People that says the church has "changed their lifes" seems to be just lying to themselves unconsciouslly. It's like wanting to see phantoms and believing any light in the dark is a phantom. I don't want to live in this lie. I don't want to be alienated. I want to step out of this lie, it's like a shit of a matrix.
> I've discussed this with many people, and they told me to take care because god is revengeful and will prove he exists. What the fuck kind of god is this? He will make me paraplegic to prove how my life was "good"? What the fuck?
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>>16478578
i don't believe in god, and i don't think many on /adv/ does too either, maybe talk to your christian friends about it.
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>>16478578
The church can change lives. People who are lonely, feel unloved, have hardships etc... can feel strengthened by being part of a congregation that shares their woes. When it all comes down to it, religion is just another way of being social in a group. In a way, religious practices have a very interesting anthropological foundation. Scapegoat mechanisms etc... all play a part.
If it's not for you, and I'm guessing it isn't, quit. There is no bearded old man in the sky keeping an eye on you, ready to strike as soon as you turn your back on him.
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>>16478596
By "changing lives" I mean; people experiencing the feeling that they're loved, that they matter, that no matter how much they fucked up in the past, someone still loves them. They call it God, but what they really mean is their fellow congregants and their faith in this God which gives them a massive boost of confidence.
help me what do I do? I'm the green
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stop prostituting yourself Anon
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>>16478546
I'm not it was her idea (or whoever is typing)
are this police? am I going to get raped or killed?
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>>16478537
Stop being a fucking moron.
Wife is becoming a fatty. What do?
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undermine her appearance in subtle ways in day to day interaction.
if you don't want to do this? you don't care about your wife enough.
OR
You could always do the honest thing and tell her she's fat to her face? i'm sure that will go well
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> tell her she's fat to her face
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Take up healthy habits and encourage her to join you with them.
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How do i meet a NEET boy? I want to be friends with NEETS but i can't find them anywhere.
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You would have to break into basements...
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<<16478473
thats the same concept as to finding the fountain of life
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i'm a neet.
add me on skype of you're bored
id: starstardance
Anyway to get a BPH diagnosis without a doctor fingering your asshole?
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>>16478421
No...
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>>16478426
>2015
Come on can't an X-ray see if it's big? Feels like this is just an excuse for gay docs to do this shit.
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>>16478427
Basically in order to properly diagnose it they use two tools, sonography and rectal exam. So yeah, your hole gonna be fingered
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I need advice Anon
35y old IT Technician with company car and living by myself in a rented flat, working mostly from homeoffice and on customer site.
I have a gf, she's living by herself and wants to move together. We did that a few years back and it ended really bad, she has some issues after being molested as a kid by her dad and shows bipolar signs. She also has a kid, a 7y old boy who visits her on the weekends and stays with her father. The Kid is quite annoying.
Right now my job is a real nightmare with 16h days and shit and I want to quit.
I have no clue as what to do, I have no money put away and almost everything I own belongs to my company.
Should I quit my job and look for employment or better get self employed?
Should I move together with my bipolar gf and her annoying kid?
Kill myself?
Kill everyone?
help me out here with some ideas pls
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Holy hell sounds like a shit life
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>>16478412
how do you work 16 hour days and have no money put away? how much do you make?
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>>16478412
>She also has a kid
I bet everyone stopped reading here
You're pathetic. Just cause you're 35 and prob desperate doesn't mean you sink that low
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Pretty nervous, bros
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whats up?
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>>16478368
I have my first date tonight. We only planned on meeting at a concert but now she wants to get food first
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>>16478376
And the problem is?
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So I rejected this girl a while back but a week later she seemed interested again and I went along with it. Turns out she just wanted to get revenge and turn me down.
Why are women so vain? Was that really necessary?
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Send her a month worth of abusive text in an entire day.
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Let me quote the "ask the opposite gender thread"
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
>Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
The same could be said of guys who pump and dump. It's just shitty people who only care about how THEY feel about things.
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>>16478338
Fuck up you spastic slut, it takes two to tango, not out fault women are fucking dumb and gullible. Lifes not a movie you vile tunnel cunt, women are if not mentally crueler then men because pyhsical they can't be as cruel as men.
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I need help.
I'm 22 and going to college. I used to be an autistic loser neet but my social skills have been getting better. I hang around with the "cool kids" during breaks, and we've even been out for drinks several times together. I'm seen as a pretty funny guy and I've danced with qt girls from our class at bars, and got their numbers etc. I'm almost a normie....
But there's one girl who I'm growing more and more infatuated with each day. She lives in the same town as me (nobody else in my class does). We get the same bus to college and usually sit next to each other. She's quite shy. She's a virgin. She's mediocre-looking in terms of physical appearance. She dresses cutely at times but doesn't seem to know much about fashion and make-up. She doesn't have facebook and she seems like the sort of person who doesn't have lots of friends. She's mentioned video games a few times (yesterday I overhead her talking about Guild Wars 2). By all intents and purposes, surely I should be good enough for her, no?
But yet, I have no idea how to approach pursuing a relationship with her. Whenever I'm with her I just don't know what to say; I get really anxious and speechless. We used to talk fine before but now I'm attracted to her, I struggle. Not to mention that all my doubt and self-loathing is now rising to the top again and I keep thinking "Maybe i'm not good enough for her". Plus i'm poor as fuck currently so it's not like I can sweep her off her feet with expensive gifts and dates.
I thought i'd have trouble talking with normie girls and not the shy ones but it seems that it's the complete opposite.
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>>16478295
>By all intents and purposes, surely I should be good enough for her, no?
With an attitude like that, I wouldn't be so sure.
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>>16478298
I know that sounds arrogant but what I mean is that it's not like i'm some autistic obese creep who is trying to get with the hottest girl in class.
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>>16478301
You may not be obese, but if that's your mindset I wouldn't be too sure about the 'autistic creep' part
should i kill my self?
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Yes but first go to area 51, video tape it all and send us the link. Then suicide by area 51 security.
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nah.
You're gonna die anyways, might as well see what will happen.
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>>16478281
It depends. Have you killed anyone? Raped anyone? Swindled anyone out pf their life savings? Are you worried that you aee about to do one of these things, and are certain that nothing else will be able to stop you? Are you currently serving a life sentence in prison without the possibility of paro;e? Are you a member of Daesh or an affiliated group?
If the answer to all of the above questions is no, thwn you ahould not kill yourself. Otherwise, let's talk.
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I've noticed a lot of young guys are already balding.
I don't want to be shallow but it's a real turn off.
Why are there so many balding young men out there now days?
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>>16478249
Ur actually not young, that's why
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It has always been like that.
It's just that men your age are starting to bald, because you're getting older (and uglier).
:)
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>>16478249
lawl, complaining about a bit of hair :P
try to imagine what us guys have to deal with, chicks actually get really ugly with age, flappy tits, loose skin under the arms and such.
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What is the best way to learn a language?
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>>16478216
duolingo combined with classes
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Go to roma and lick the statue of the god of linguistics
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An SRS for vocabulary, combined with a structured course like a book series with audio. Then mass consume content and read your ass off and communicate with natives as much as possible.
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Classes will slow you down to a snails pace and duolingo is basically the same as any regular online course or book series or audio series but absolutely barebones and full of "gameified" fluff that does nothing to help you learn. It's pace is also glacial and the "insane pace" being 20 minutes a day is telling for how seriously the average user on there actually gives a shit about studying.
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>first time having sex with new bf
>he is uncut
>go down town
>fishy smell
>breathe through mouth and go for it like a trooper
Thankfully no allergic reactions as yet but what is this? Does he have a disease?
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yes
thankfully it can be washed away with soap
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>>16478138
Tell him to wash out the dick cheese every now and then
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jesus senpai if a nigga doesnt clean his dick cheese why even fuck him
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I'm going through a hard time in my life right now deciding what I want to major in.
I want to create media content to teach the new generations the good and bad.
So here are my questions.
>what is harder to make?
a big budget hollywood movie or a triple A video game
>should I go into the video game industry or the movie industry
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>>16478132
Start with making flash cartoons and/or YouTube
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>>16478140
so your saying that I should become a director?
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Wizard reporting, 35 kissless etc...
More for mental reasons than physical, I've had at least some interest from women in my life.
I've been getting massages this year, the closest I get to intimacy.
Offers of "happy endings" give me anxiety attacks though, I shake uncontrollably on the massage table, can't say yes.
Last night cute Columbian girl massaged me.
She was really nice, ended up taking my pants off while I was face down, just to massage butt.
I told her I wasn't really comfortable, being in this situation was not normal for me. This opens a can of worms, I ended up telling her I'd never had a gf (but didn't say I was a virgin or go into detail).
She was saying "oh, but you're good looking, are you gay?". "No, shy", "Timid?", "Yes".
I thought she might just be angling for some extra money from a happy ending, not unusual.
She asked me to turn over. I did so but covered my dick with one hand, she said to relax, don't worry etc. Eventually dropped my hand and felt... well.... naked in front of someone, terrible.
She asked if she could touch me. I said notsure.jpg, she massaged my legs and asked again, a few times. I evnetually said OK.
She starts playing with my dick, then suddenly started sucking me off.
tbc
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She's just allergic. Don't overthink. Treat and act now. Before it's too late.
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And I'm no expert, just a clueless wizard but I'm pretty sure she meant it. We've all seen porn of actresses giving shitty head, and then those amateur girls sucking off their bf's with smiles in their eyes, going slowly etc. If this was porn, it would be fappable/10. She was trying to deepthroat me, swallowed nearly my whole dick.
So I don't know, something just felt like there was more to this... not that she could like me after knowing me for 20 mins but there was some feeling in it, she made me feel like she geniunely enjoyed this.
So I stroked her hair, and reached for her hand... and she got up and asked if she could kiss me.
I said yes... I we kissed for a few seconds before she stood up and ripped her clothes off (except for her underpants).
She sat back down on me, grinding on my dick as I alternated between kissing her and sucking her tits
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Blah blah blah, fooled around in lots of different positions. She said I'd made her horny and she wished we could fuck, she whispered in my ear to bring a condom next time.
Eventually I came, she said I left her horny and even as I was dressing she kept kissing me, grabbing my limp dick, and my ass.
She gave me her phone number