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When I got there I was really surprised. In GTA series the girls never did this stuff. But she took her clothes off and started grinding on me. She told me to touch her. But I was afraid it was against the rules, so I asked her "really?". I was caressing her whole body. I was surprised I was allowed to touch her boobs.

She then asked me what I wanted to do and she'd do anything for me. She then asked me if I wanted her to take her panties off. I had a suspicion that she wanted to have sex so I refused because I didn't want to get an STD. And I didnt want her to grind her naked pussy on my pants, if she didnt. She kept saying I was cute a lot. Probably because I was so clueless. She then said she'd give me a blowjob. She was basically taking the lead because I didn't know what to do. At first I was rock hard, she stopped sucking a bit and told me I had a big guy. After awhile of it I got semi hard at times and then really hard again. I don't know if it was the alcohol or what. But I guess the mood didn't feel right. Yes, the girl was hot, but I was out of my comfort zone.

She told me she liked the fact that I was so nice to her and passionate with everything. Because I had also kissed her and stuff earlier on and I really meant it. The odd thing is she asked me my star sign, and I told her, then she said "that's mine", she then told me the day she was born on and I was born on the VERY SAME DAY and I told her. It was really weird. But I don't believe in astrology.

Anyway at the end of it all she gave me her number. She told me not to be shy and text or call to confirm its me. But I never did and I don't think I ever will. It was fun, but I don't understand the appeals of strip clubs. I just feel so dirty for going there in the first place. It's not my scene and I don't understand how people can do this stuff. I felt so guilty when I was walking out to private room with her too. I felt so wrong.

Do you have a girlfriend Anon?

top keks :)

The woman I am fucking is 32, has a kid, tastes good, tight pussy & f/sucks like a pro.

My ex was 19, had a fishy old meat? smell, tasted like shit, loose pussy & starfish in the sack

Depends
Wimminz in my age group I found to be cleaner and fuck better. Taste varies.

Might just be you. I've never enjoyed the taste of pussy.

>inb4 gay

>>16609133

Depends on their diet and cleaniness.

>>16609080
memorization like mind palace and shit

then you can use that skill set to learn any other skill based off that

>>16609080
typing

or actually showing initiative in doing your job

Use your time to find a better job.

Get over it OR get a vasectomy. Talk to the doctor about the possibility of having it reversed later, idk.

>>16609076
Really?
Getting over not enjoing the most beautiful experience a man could actually experience is a big deal...
What if vasectomy is not reversible?

Porn has given us so much but sometimes demands something back

>>16609047
Get bigger condoms. Odds are your dick is getting choked by the standard ones. You don't need a monster dong for magnums.

>getting some posters and framing them
oh my god no NOOOOOO

you don't have to be gay to not have reddit tier taste

first off you need to give more detail about the apartment; floorplan, square footage, maybe a pic or two

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>>16608907
What's wrong with frames?

Here's the floor plan. 600 sq feet

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I'm a teacher and living in the UK. Theoretically I could teach in most English speaking places with my qualifications. If I felt like it I could also teach English in Japan, China or Korea too. It really comes down to where you want to be and how you want to spend your time. Bar work is a solid way to do it though. Once you've got your foot in the door it's pretty easy to maintain employment elsewhere.

>>16608801
Well English teaching was a prospect for me. Being from Australia it seems to be a common enough thing. How does it go being in one place for so long?

>>16608806
Hey I'm from Melbourne. It's not bad so far. Came over in August and my visa lasts for two years.
I've got the job in one place for a year then I plan to emergency teach for the second year. Not so bad being in one place for so long, my class is full of characters so there's never a boring day. The planning and correcting is pure ass, something you don't have to deal with as an emergency teaching.

If it's any help I've had friends who taught English overseas and all speak about it glowingly, like as in 'life-changing' or at the very least unforgettable. It's something I would definitely recommend despite not having done it myself.

>>16608754
Infatuation is not love.

Why are you such a selfish asshole? Why are you stringing along another person like this? You're doing what the camwhore is doing to you to your gf.

Protip: She will never be with you and she doesn't give a shit about you.
Break up with your gf and get over her you fuck.

>>16608763
Realized I was still in love with her literally two days ago anon. Chill the fuck out. For your protip, yeah I know she won't. Doesn't make getting over her any easier. And I know I'm a selfish asshole. Everyone in the world is.

So you're fucking this girl, but you can't whip up her shirt when you're chilling without saying anything and have a little session with them, then pull it down again?

I don't get it. Surely I am not the only guy who randomly squeezes/touches/pulls out their gf's boobs. Why does there need to be this conversation? it's gonna come across as weird dude.

>>16608758
I'll add, next time you're just sitting about, start fondling them, then pull up her shirt, if she asks what you're doing just say you feel like having a little play with them, it's as simple as that dude. If you can put your cock in her, you can surely have a little suck on her tits now and then without it escalating into full blown sex.

Now stop over thinking things and get on with it.

>>16608773
Thanks anon. you're right... I'm probably overthinking it but would a girl enjoy that? Just randomly having them played with and it not leading to sex? Don't want to piss her off.

>>16608646
Boys are just as afraid of you as you are of them

>>16608658
Some probably are but not the ones I come across. I just want to stop giving a fuck and be as careless as them.

>>16608646
>I can't even love and trust anymore because guys are heartless
>guys are heartless

And so this vicious cycle continues.

>>16608658
This.

A lot of guys are terrified of approaching girls because of how they think they'll be perceived and are afraid of rejection. And the sad fact is that most (not all) guys that are really confident and casual about asking girls out are the assholes who will use you like a toy.

>>16608645 If it all goes south.
Tell her to go fuck herself, because you ain't.

>>16608677
I was hoping to be an adult about it, but I'm not interested in sitting there at what's basically my own funeral.

The only reason I'm going is because she hasn't outright rejected me yet. I'm worried that's not the best mindset here.

>>16608645
you should fill us in the details as to why you think date #2 isn't going to go well, because a general rule is that if you get a second date you're doing something right


i'm sick of all these threads where a guy gives zero details and then expects us to write him a script

I like to give people the benefit of doubt, but talking like an utter slut about men and then avoiding sleeping with a guy whom she's been dating that long and seemingly tried to make jealous prior to is pretty suspicious.

>>16608621
yeah nah that's fucked

I was suspicious of it the day I learned they were dating because of how she had treated him prior to that, it really bugs me though because she puts on this really good show when she needs to about how much he just love love loves him and i think she buys him gifts sometimes and he's bought her stuff too
But meanwhile she does this shit and keeps him hanging and I can tell it's really starting to mess with him because even if he is an idiot he's a good boyfriend to her

I hope he comes to his senses soon...

>33
>girl

She likes you because she seems desperate. These are her final years of being remotely attractive.

>>16608589
lol. But seriously, She said she'd never go there in terms of dating but she will travel three hours to see me?

>>16608595
She's just horny.

>>16608554
Equivalent baby crazy woman

>>16608554
Why don't you date a desperate girl then? Same logic, right?

>>16608560
>desperate
>girl

Choose one.

Definitely talk to him. If for nothing else, for the fact that you deserve more than a crappy text.

Do you want this relationship to continue or have you had enough of him?

>>16608472
I hope he will talk to me but I feel like he is running away from any responsibility. We are currently like 5 hours apart and if he chooses to treat me like this then there's nothing i can do. I can't force him to give me any closure.

He has never acted this way and I don't know if he just got tired of me or if this is how he handles stress but I would too literally anything to make it work if he just faced the situation and talked to me. I don't understand why he is being like this. I guess my love and care is just misplaced.

>>16608454
>>16608488
I'd tell him that you respect his feelings but would like a bit more closure than a text message. Try to talk with him on the phone or in person about his feelings, and that you at least deserve that before you two split. If he agrees, don't try to guilt or otherwise sway him into staying with you. Instead, focus on understanding why he feels the way he does and his thought process behind splitting up. It'll still hurt but might give you some closure. However, if he refuses to talk about it, then just accept things as they are because he has some growing to do and you're probably better off without him at this point.

hes being fucking paranoid because he cheated. hes projecting qualities of himself he can't confront onto you.

just go see your family, he's being an ass.
> threatening to break up with me if I go.

what the fuck? he is unhinged... just go see your family. this guy is trash anyway

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>>16608363
Look, to be fair, my family are well off and I see them a lot throughout the year. I guess that's why it's not a big deal if I see them or not. This Christmas I was not with them again because they went away and I was waiting on him to confirm whether or not he was going back to town, he decided too late so I missed out on going with them. He fails to see how his slow actions impact my plans and I am getting pissed off with him. Especially now about new years.

>>16608385
well does it matter whos right and whos being logical

either do it or dont. arguing wont help your relationship here. stewing wont either