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Tried to think of something that make you pee?
I usually think of the ocean or falling water i used to have this problem before but i just made myself really had to pee and when i did some more times it didnt become hard anymore. Worked for me dont know if its gonna work for you. Good luck anon

i just pee where they poo

>>16607518
>sex is only reason

Apologies for the confusion, dont know why i put this. There is the sex issue and the fact i was happier with her being my best freind. Both are equal in how much of a problem they are.

>>16607518
if you dump her, theres no way she would be you "best friend" anymore,she will probably hate you and never talk to you anymore or resent you forever.
you only want to make her feel like shit so she can lick your wounds? why are u dating her in the first place if you didnt want to be with her?

>>16607518
>dating your best friend
you made your bed OP now sleep in it.

What drug? Weed or we talking some actual shit like shrooms?

Weed

>>16607346
Eat something good, watch something mindless, draw, watch the wind flow through trees outside your window, stare at the shapes in your carpet, jack off

Don't get too high though. Take 1-3 hits and just wait 5-10 min before you keep going

I'm not sure how much help advice can give you on this one you may have better luck at www.reddit.com/r/walmart/

In b4 >reddit

it sounds terrible OP but most retail places expect you to not know what youre doing for awhile. just pay attention and try to learn as much as possible and it will come naturally for you.
Also, if you miss a break do not say anything. yeah it sucks but whining about it will make you look like a bitcy

>>16605981
You're probably right. From time to time I know walmart associates come on this board so that's what I was kinda hoping for. Really dont want to make a reddit account just for a few questions. I'm not fond of that place. 4chan all the way

>hers and some other guys mistake.
If you're calling their kids a mistake, you're better off not dating girls with kids. For your sake, and primarily theirs.

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If you aren't interested in caring for her kids I'd forget it. Also, the dad might still be in the picture which can make things weirder.

I honestly think you're just chatting up same-y women and are conflicted on if you want to give up and settle. I'd keep your options open. Not every woman is a parent.

How can you possibly expect us to help you if you don't tell us what this "flaw" is?

>>16612327
What's your "flaw"?

>>16612361
She found ony laptop Skype messages to a 13 yr old girl.

Guess I should have put it in the new thread

Women. How many of you are the innocent, not slut type. Like the amount of sexual partners youve hand can be counted on 1 hand and theyve all been in committed relationships that have lasted more than a few months.
See while I was committed to being a virgin I pulled the trigger and had sex with the girl I thought I was going to marry. Some circumstances came up and a long distance relationship just didnt work out. But now that I have had sex I want it more. And the worst part is that girls try to seduce me.
Mentally I just want to give up and admit defeat because this is in general how I assume most women act. Like sluts. But really I just want to know that there are some others out there, that think sex is important and something to share with others only in the upmost important relationships. Just want to know that Im not alone and that theres hope for meeting a girl who shares my beliefs. Only thing keeping me from sleeping around right now.
Really one of the things pushing me to is the idea that my future wife is out hoeing about right now betraying my beliefs. I dont really plan of being the "innocent" type as some people have called me when the woman I later marry isnt. I mean part of doing it is for her. All probably also just feel resentment if I do and probably try to hurt her in some way as a response so Im considering sleeping around just to avoid the future nightmare.
I know Im just making excuses but these are some deep rooted fears and I dont really want to do it as well as I dont think my ideals are wrong.

Whats the best way to tell my girlfriend that I want to see her more often?

>>16607661
Yes they exist. I'm like that.

just keep looking for a good girl, it might be hard but you'll find her

>>16610518
How far into your 30s?
I would say under 35 is pretty safe and normal nowadays. Late 30s is more risky but doctors will walk you through it.

As for dealing -- I don't know.
Right before I settled down and had kids I was a sex slave to a BBC I met on Craigslist and I let him and his twin brother bang me out. I also had a threesome with strangers in Las Vegas and went to a sex club in Japan.

I know it hurts my man a lot - sometimes he jokes about black guys but usually he gets really upset.

But he was wild himself a bit, he did a lot of drugs and I know he once let a strange older Asian woman suck his dick.

>>16610067
As long as you keep being futile bitch living of shreds of society every decent man will be a disgust to your dream-spoiled mind. Good luck.

>>16610067
Your expectations are probably unrealistic.

If you were a female born in any other country besides America, you would be more down to earth. You were pampered too much.

Not that I think it's a superior system, but Indians who support arranged marriage say "Traditional marriage is like hot soup that gets cold. Arranged marriage is like cold soup that gets hot".

Why not actually try giving people a chance and, not necessarily lowering your standards, but have more realistic standards.

If you lowered your standards to the betacuck guys you would be in a great relationship with someone who cares about you and provides. But instead you go after alpha chad who pumps and dumps then complain how "all men are the same :(("

You'll generally settle down with someone around your level in your late 20's

Also, fuck you

Hang out together. Maybe not just the three of you, but go to a social event where you'll all be. He might be a nice dude that doesn't want to bang your girlfriend, so don't jump the gun just yet.

If she avoids letting you guys meet, that's probably a red flag. Girls only assume you'll be jealous of the dudes they actually want to fuck.

>>16609062
Sound advice. You'll really want to pay attention to that last sentence OP.

>>16608991
invite him for a threesome

She's being a cruel bitch to you to feed her ego. Avoid her. She'll play with you and torture you until she's bored.

lmao dude find another girl to be in love with

she's just playing around with you, and you have proven to be someone who's very easy to manipulate

>she text me saying shes hurt and that I dumped her immediately for this girl
It was a misunderstanding but really she was the one not responding to my text for a week.
>I apologize to her and say I didnt know how to act

in my opinion you will be better off if you distance yourself from her

>>16609367
You can always find a fat girl willing to spend your money for a few months. Getting a guy to commit to anything but a lay can be rough if he doesn't have oneitis for you, especially if you already have kids.

Getting a gf is infinetly harder
If you're a girl there's always going to be a guy interested, doesn't matter about your body size/shape etc etc.

As a guy the number of hurdles we have to jump over is ridiculous. Put it this way, how many times do you hear a girl say "I like short guys/ guys with small dicks" etc etc

Sex partnership: getting a gf who isn't fat+rude+ugly is harder.

Permanent commitment: getting a husband who isn't broke+angry+slovenly is harder.

probably sex

nigga, you already have ice skating and dinner, that's like 10x the effort in I place in first dates

It's already cute and a fine first date. Don't want to make it too long.

>>16609910
Maybe go to a bar after dinner? Or take her back to your place.

Whatever you do don't play hide and seek in Barnes and Noble. It's a store, not a playground for autists

Time to move on to the next one! Not a bad thing to have more opportunities now.

She could have been hinting at a threesome.

Why would you even say yes if she's not interested in you.

step one: fail at life enough that a bad comment here or there won't make any difference
step two: don't have friends and don't talk much

I just throw them at people. If you have enough people to distribute them at and try to make a discussion out of it, you can get away with it.

If your friends can't deal with any negativity at all, you may want to realize those are friends only in name.

What negative thoughts do you mean exactly? As in political matters, social matters or personal?

For political shit I just bring up whatever with my friends or family assuming I know it's someone who are willing to discuss. My friends love actually discussing politics so I am open to counter points and arguments against whatever I was hateful towards. Don't cling to cynical thought without thinking about it.

If someone pisses me off at work or in public I for the most part just keep the negative thoughts to myself, though I will start talking back if I have to.

For the personal more mental negative shit that starts sticking with my I have my own trick I made up to help deal with it because it was causing me a lot of depression. At night while I'm lying in bed ill imagine I am having a conversation with another me, the cynical me. And just debate and argue against the cynical points your hateful you has made up. Some may be logical, others not so much.