Anons, tell me something that made you happy today!
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>>16609741
I survived a suicide attempt and alcohol poisoning
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>>16609741
Woke up with vagina stains on my shirt. Only girl in the house was my sister in law.
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I haven't worn a watch in a long time
How tight should the watch be?
Am I wearing it on the right part of my wrist or should I move it up or down a little?
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>>16613158
Move it until it embraces the palm of your hands, then choke the strap on there as hard as you would a child's throat.
Ugly, clunky, cheap watch though. Throw it away.
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Looks too tight, let it rest on your wrist and you're champion.
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the fuck are you wearing what goddamn year do you think it is. christ.
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I just broke up with my first great love and I feel like I don't really have anyone to talk to or turn to. I keep thinking that if I could just hug someone and have someone hug me it would be easier, that someone being a stranger going through a similar thing. is that weird? Do you think services like that exist?
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Craigslist or something honestly, or try to find a support group.
I wish I could hug you op, I'm in the same situation.
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>>16613035
This board is basically that stranger.
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>>16613045
Same ;_;
>>16613047
I just feel like I need to feel the physical closeness of another person.
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Technical advice needed.
What are the best ways to get those people who say,
>"Only God can judge me"
or
>"You don't know my life, don't judge"
to shut the fuck up?
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>>16612991
Ignore it. People who say shit like that are the same type who will cause a fuck ton of drama if they feel slighted by you. Just stop hanging out in trailer parks bro.
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>>16612997
But anon, I want these people to never use that goddamn phrase again. That level of shut-the-fuck-uppery.
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>>16613006
You start minding your own business instead? You sound like a huge asshat anon.
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I hate my parents.
both of them a utter lowlifes and have successfully passed on their burdens and mistakes to me and my brothers. while they squander their lives away inside public housing apartments with their 3rd or 4th fail "relationship" and talk about how hard life is to them, all they've done with their lives in "party" and drink and have sex and look at whats that gotten them.
I don't want them at my graduation. I don't want them anywhere near my future family and I just wanna forget they ever existed.
How do I tell my mom (who has self-deluded herself into believing she did a lot of me; and that the federal government and public teachers had nothing to do with my upbringing) that I don't want her to come to my school and be there? My younger brother still lives with her (I pray for him) and I don't want her to take it out on him. She knows it's soon and I really want to make it clear to her (my dad; I could care less if he's dead or alive.) that I don't want her there. please help.
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>>16612904
Are you graduating from high school or college?
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Tell them the wrong date. If that wouldn't work, just have a smoke and tell them straight up.
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>>16612911
high school. I'll be the second person in my family. my older brother also did not invite them. and my dad try to go anyway and forced his way in.
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Pirate here. I usually pirate EVERY movie or tv show I watch but there's this movie out in the theater thats really popular and I need to see it right away so I can't wait till it's ripped and put on the internet. So here's my problem. What's the best way to do this? Should I just show up and hope it isn't sold out and wait in line like some fucking pleb? Is buying tickets online the normal thing to do now?
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Go to the grocery and buy your crab legs. Smuggle them in under your coat. Buying them at the theater is overpriced. Make sure your falcon is well rested so he isn't agitated during the film, since this is rare for him to go out with you. When the film is over, hurry to the showers so you don't have to wait in line.
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>>16612749
not bringing the falcon i dont want to pay for his seat. any other advice?
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>>16612749
This.
Don't forget to take your wife's son either.
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What's a badass gift/surprise I can give to my gf in our 3rth year anniversary?
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An engagement ring
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>>16612742
Fuck me, probably nothing can get better than this.
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>>16612757
After 3 years, it's the only you can get her without her feeling shitty as hell
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I had a feeling that sex was coming so decided to prepare my body to look presentable. I haven't had it for a long time so I let myself grow it out.
So I shaved my beard, then armpits then looked down to that hairy mess of a crotch. Wasn't sure where to begin. Started with balls, that was easy. Noticed hair extending to my asshole so I shaved that too along with my ass. The pubes I wanted to just trim a little and be done with shaving. I went around the area and then started a close trim. It seemed to me that I cut more from the left so I focused on the right, then right seemed shorter, etc. Soon it looked almost like a landing strip so I shaved it off completely even if I didn't want in the beginning. Problem was hair extended to my stomach and chest and when I shaved pubes completely it looked a bit weird like a tan line but with hair. Did the chest and stomach. And after that I couldn't stop. Went and shaved it all like crazy. So now I'm completely smooth everywhere below my eyebrows. It looks a bit funny. I'm like a prepubescent child. Not sure she will like it to be honest.
What do you think? Should I warn her before sex that underneath I'm smoother than her? So she doesn't freak out or starts laughing uncontrollably. It made me wonder. Do women prefer a certain amount of hair in certain places in men? We prefer women completely bare. I'd like to stick my tongue in all sorts of places and hair would be just a turn off anyways. What about women? Do you think I should wait to grow some back or she'll understand?
Thank you in advance.
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>>16612366
I much prefer totally shaven guys. The texture of hair in my skin does not feel so good.
I don't see too big a deal here. If she makes a problem out of it, she's really immature.
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A lot of men actually don't like it completely bare. My guy, for example, prefers some left on the mons pubis.
Just like guys have all sorts of preferences, the same goes for girls. I can't say what yours likes. I'm sure it will be totally fine. Hair grows back. You can ask her what she prefers.
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>>16612399
I don't mind if I'm bare completely if it's better for sex. It's nice to touch but I think that men just aren't supposed to have it bare. Gay, not manly comes to mind. What is the appeal of hair on men to you? what places, how much?
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Okay, so here's the deal.
Around a month ago, I opted to bang this chick, who for the sake of anonymity we'll call A. A was always super fucking into me, is a bit bigger and I honestly only mildly enjoy her presence. Enough that I don't mind talking with her at the occasional party or going out for lunch with her and some friends, but not enough that I'm comfortable talking with her for extended periods of time alone or making any commitments with her. Now that being said, A and I have a fair amount of mutual friends and she even knows a lot of ladies that I don't.
So, we've been "fuck friends" since then. We've fucked like twice and she sends me pictures, but I've made excuses to not go and see her. We originally agreed to stay private about our arrangement but she has told like, 4 or so of our friends.
This didn't matter until now. I was chatting with one of my female friends R. She asked me a bit about A and I explained that I didn't really know if I wanted to continue fucking her, she said some shit like "she doesnt want a relationship but she is attached to you and feels comfortable around you." The subject eventually fades away and she mentions that I look really hot with my new haircut and I jokingly said she was into me, to which she said, "I wouldn't do that to A." I honestly don't even know if I'm attracted to A other than the fact that sex/doing anything with her sounds nice in my head but we were talking about sex and her mentioning sucking dick made me feel about the same uncomfortable weird feeling I get when one of my long term female friends mentions their sex life, so I very well might not be attracted to her.
What mainly has me concern here is that someone wouldn't do things with me because A is getting attached. I'm fine with occasionally banging her on the side, but I don't want this to interfere with other possibilities or anything like that.
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This was hard to read. Going outside of this group is your best bet. Not really sure what the question is.
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>>16612297
Sorry, I suck at explaining.
It's just a genuine "what do" sorta question. Do I stop banging A?
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>>16612315
You're in for a shitstorm, I suggest you buckle up.
See, when you have sex with someone who doesn't see it as a purely physical act, they're going to assume that they mean something to you. In this situation, when you decide to stop fucking her she's going to be confused and angry. You'll STILL be off-limits to any of her friends, and even if one is them DID end up being with you afterwards then like half of your friend group is going to believe that you were stolen away while the other half is going to believe that you were fucking around the whole time and might have been two-timing.
Yes, you should stop fucking her, but you also shouldn't have been doing it in the first place if you're not particularly attracted to her. Jesus guys, keep it in your pants.
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Why does every girl I date outright mentions having kids?
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>>16612245
They want kids.
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It's probably a sign that you're a good dude.
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Congrats OP!
You're a beta provider! Enjoy lapping up the cum from her last 23 "mistake" guys
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Need relationship advice? Ask someone who has been in a stable relationship for 7 years anything. I answer everything to the best of my ability.
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>>16612235
How do you determine if you're going too fast in a relationship?
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>>16612250
Can you already feel the relationship getting boring? How long have you been together?
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>>16612256
It's definitely not getting boring it's just that things have progressed physically suddenly. We've been talking for about a month now, but she recently got out of a 3.5 year relationship.
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Just hoping you could answer my quick survey:
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I think I can offer some relationship advice
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>Gender:
Female
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In a relationship
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New Zealand
>Why you help or advise people here on /adv/:
Because I like helping people. I like to think I'm good at it, I'm at a good place in my life, and I think I've really grown as a person in the last 5 or so years, so I like to help where I can
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>Why you help or advise people here on /adv/:
Don't have any of my own problems to worry about.
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Hello. I am a 27 year old male that is attracted to women 10-20 years old. Unfortunately I am also a law abiding citizen and the age AoC in my state is 16 so I am unable to have sex legally with more than half of the girls in my age group. I have tried going to bars but all the women there are 21+ and I am not interested. I am trying to think how I can be happy and be legal at the same time. Where are some good places to meet 16-20 year olds? I have have success at raves and off facebook but that's it. It hard to find people you love and i can def empathize with how hard it must be to find gay/lesbian people to have a relationship with because how they are a minority. one idea I have recently been thinking of is just dating a 12 year old but not doing anything sexual with her, just holding her hand and cuddling with her. This seems to be perfectly legal in the US as long as you don't do anything sexual. Thoughts? where can i meet some cute, single 11 year olds. thanks
-law abiding citizen
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You know any girl you date is going to eventually age and be older than 20, right?
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yikes.
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>>16612193
For cuddling 10 yo you can still go to jail for grooming.
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Hey /adv/
I rarely come here, but when I do it is usually about the relationship that I have with my S/O.
I had girlfriend of 5 months. I also cheated on her throughout this time without her knowing. I don't know why I cheated. To me, she is everything a man could want in a female: beauty, grace, and dedication ( making sure our relationship is working and stuff like that.)
After I cheated on her, I became very paranoid.
My mind started playing tricks on me. Basically, I kept telling myself that she might cheating on me too!
This was very bad, because we started arguing a lot, which we never did. My thoughts became extremely paranoid and it only made it worse.
Any contact that she made with the opposite sex immediately infuriated me. Whenever I spoke to her about it, I was critical and asked her to stop. She would sometimes turn her phone off, just for me. I made her do a lot of things to prove that she was not fooling around (like falling asleep with each other over the phone.) Extra mile type of shit that I won't get into, but she would do it anyways.
Every time she would tell me that what I was saying is not true; I am the only man in her life.
And still, it was not good enough for me. I kept cheating on her and I kept making her feel bad for something she did not do!
Last week I though that it was the final straw. I went a little too far with my words during an argument. I did some serious damage to her, both mentally and emotionally with my words.
I wasn't surprised when she walked out on me after telling me how I am, "dead" to her.
We didn't speak again until last night. My ex texted me saying we should go hang out and watch a movie, as friends, to which I agreed ( I had been missing her like crazy, but would not tell her.)
After hanging out with her for an entire day she asked me if she could come over to my place and cuddle.... continue in part 2.
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fucking kill yourself seriously
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Part 2...
We ended up cuddling on my bed tonight. I tried to make a move, but it was the first time she ever rejected my advance. She kissed me and told me that we should take it one day at a time.
I'm so confused.....are we back together???
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>>16612199
tell her you cheated on her you fuck
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how the fuck do i trill my rs. i want to learn russian but that r completly fucks me and i dont want to fake it all the time by tapping my tongue,
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I had this problem with Russian too. Basically, first you need to throw out all the fucking advice people have written elsewhere online. "Just say POT OF TEA really fast!" That shit is literally useless.
You know how, when your lips are closed but relaxed, with no tension in the muscles, if you suddenly blow air out really hard, they kind of flap? It makes that BRRRRRR sound you make when you're cold? People sometimes make a similar sound when they puff out a sudden breath of air when they're frustrated or thinking. You've done that before, right? Let me know if you haven't.
To roll your Rs you basically have to do that, but with your tongue. Don't touch the roof of your mouth. Don't touch your teeth. Slightly part your lips and teeth -- your tongue should be in a pretty neutral, almost resting position. Ideally you'll have some muscle tension in the 'base' of your tongue but none in the tip. If you're having trouble doing that but you're not sure what it feels like, then it's better to just settle for having a completely relaxed tongue, with no muscle tension whatsoever. Then just blow air out, really, really hard. You'll probably spit a lot the first time. That's OK.
What you want is NOT a particular flip of your tongue. It is NOT a muscular motion. You just want to blow air past your tongue so hard that the tip flaps, like a sheet snapping in the wind. It is not a subtle sound. If you're doing it right, your vision will literally jump and vibrate a little. If air just glides over your tongue, then try to raise it slightly off the floor of your mouth (it still should be below the level of your upper teeth.) When you raise it try to keep it held quite loose, not tight and rigid.
Report back, let me know if you're able to vibrate your tongue at all in a way that feels 'new' to you.
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>>16612150
>Not OP
I can get this to work, and I actually vibrate my tongue like this often out of boredom. I simply notice I have to pause speaking to "get ready" with my tongue to do it. Does it eventually come naturally, or you just get better at it?
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>>16612150
K, thanks a lot. I can make my tongue vibrate but i think I need way too much air or pressure for it, you know? If there is a vocal before the r I'm struggling hard.