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Alcohol.

>>16619301
and drugs

>>16619448
and California love

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Nothing at all, even had to delete a lot of my apps amd move to sd card to clear some space but didnt work to well

You basically can't do anything without doing a factory reset. Kind of a pain in the ass, but ya. I've tried all the cleaning apps and hours of googling shit, but there's really not much you can do. You'll slowly just lose storage space over time.

breaking up is a fun one
grats the cupcake stages are over

i love you

>>16619180
There's nothing inherently wrong with being selfish to a certain extent. It's a biological drive that keeps us alive. Survival of the fittest and all that.

That being said, understand that you can't really have meaningful relationships with others unless you're willing to make at least a few sacrifices here and there. The harsh reality of life is that people aren't usually willing to spend their time on you unless you benefit them in some way. That's fine as long as you benefit as well. Find people who offer a decent give/take ratio and they'll be your best friends.

This, of course, is far easier said than done.

I mean if I'm being selfish in my friend ships with others

>>16619169
Fuck off and stop being a slut

Or get a real bf, everybody knows ldr don't work out

>>16619169
and soon both of you will discover one of the many reasons why LDR just about never works out

>the guy typically gets the short end of the stick
>inb4 rage

move to Jew York
duh
once you meet her there you can import her back to movie set homeland

>>16619168
Fuck that, I aint uplifting my life just to pursue girls.

>>16619168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvfDLqM_Opg

Read books aloud and pronounce words slow. Then at regular speed and play with your vocals while saying words. Keep practicing tongue movement and speaking aloud in the backyard or bathroom or anywhere really

>>16619170
I'm also tone deaf so it's really hard for me to know what I sound like some times

Is there any specific ways to pronounce words? Like specific pictures to what your tongue is supposed to look like? I speak mainly with my teeth. Is that what's wrong?

>>16619156
Cut loose boy. Have a drink and get your dick wet and fuck everything.

>>16619156
If you don't do this, you will be intentionally and willfully wasting an opportunity to learn and grow. You will think back to opportunities like these and remember your decision and its consequences. Did you have the balls to seize what life is giving you? Or did you choose to remain where you are, a self-professed "big weenie?"

>I can't tell if it's my instinct telling me it's a bad idea
It's both. This party will be challenging for you because you don't seem to know the ropes yet about parties, as in:
>How much do I drink to not throw up all over myself in the bathroom and fall asleep on the toilet?

So my advice is to pick a poison and then remain calm and controlled with it while also making small talk with strangers. That's all partying is:
>Excuse to gather (illegal drugs, underage drinking, w/e) + People Gathering x Time = Party
You say you don't drink or do drugs. Have you ever been curious to try any of those things? Now is a great time to dabble. If you don't drink, nurse a mixed drink for hours at a time and make small talk.

If you're curious about being high, tell everyone you've never been high casually while you make small talk. if there are any 420 real deal stoners (shout out Denver), we will smoke you out instantly "Hit this pipe brother." I'm a firm believer that you can tell how friendly a party is by how quickly people smoke each other out. or if people try to sneak weed instead of bringing a bit to share, etc.

But you'll need to pick a poison sir. Even if you just dabble with it (NEVER go overboard at your first party. Don't even go medium board.)

What's the harm in trying? Embarrassment? Short-lived.

It's possible she just wants a guy there so other guys wont hit on her.
But ignore that unlikely scenario . Go anyway. Make sure you befriend her friends. If she likes you she might invite you to be alone together. You don't have to force the situation. Its actually classier anyway. Put on some music or whatever activity is there where youre alone. Start touching her arm or kiss her. Make sure you tell her that you want to do this but you are a virgin. Whatever other speech you might have should not be said. Use a condom. Have some sex. If the condom breaks get some plan b. Tell her she was great.

>>16619154
Lol childhood damage is irreversible but through processes of reasoning can be turned to positive effect. Unfortunately, much of it is founded upon the idea of being in control of your own actions and opinions, so blaming mommy would be out the door. I doubt you'd be interested.

Finding a substitute mommy won't do anything but awaken a fetish

>>16619154
>looking for a substitute parent in adulthood

You are far more fucked up than you know if you even consider something that abstract

>>16619194
not like a literal substitute, but a mental substitute, like implanted memory therapy.

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Also, should I alter the capacity of the revolver at all?

I feel like it would be cheating one way or the other if I don't keep it at a standard six.

>>16619127
You know Homura lived in the end to spend eternity with her lesbian lover

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>>16619337

Yeah, against Madoka's will.

make a thread that start off by talking about relationships

then switch abruptly to the subject that you really want to talk about

that's how it works

>>16619125
that is the thing,i AM trying to talk about relationships(atleast something about relationships) and the thread still dies without anyone replying so i thought i was doing something wrong

Don't make the post a huge brick of text that nobody wants to read. What's your question my friend?

>>16619113
If you don't want to then don't. Find your own way to pay the college bills.
Your dad isn't sheltering you so much as she'd have you believe. He's doing what any Father would do when they care about your immediate being.
She's being a cunt by trying to push you into the military. And only for that reason is she a cunt.

I can't help you much more than you would help yourself. If you want to help yourself then take matters into your own hands. Learn, work, and enjoy.

>>16619113

my dad was the same way for a long time. In these peoples minds its +A quick job +A quick, reasonably high paying job, especially if you commission, and +a job that can lead to better jobs down the road
This is all grand of course but the military generally fucking blows. My philosophy is to never get stuck in a job you hate, and you would be contractually stuck in a job that you would hate for fucking .years.
So to me, it's not worth it. As far as your mother is concerned, you just have to put your foot down. You're lucky you have your father behind you
My dad has been increasingly demanding throughout all of 2015 that I join the military, because I was working a low paying job outside of school. I continued to tell him i'd rather just find a better paying job than sign my life over to the military. He would say in one breath "do whatever you want" and in another "you should definitely join", to the point that he was talking to his buddies in the AF about me. Not cool, imo

You can pay school through without the military, especially with at least one parent to lean on. Don't sign yourself over to that life unless youre 100% prepared for it, and it sounds like you aren't.

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>>16619113
Hahhahahaaa
The wolfs hat
Good album

trust your gut man. if they care youll feel it

YOULL KNOW MAN

YOULL KNOW


YOU. JUST. KNOW.

people can feel it. like when someone doesnt like you YOU KNOW

or when a girl is into you. you might not feel it right away but maybe later youll even think. wait was she into me? PROBABLY MAN. IF YOU THINK SHE MIGHT OF BEEN THEN SHE MIGHT OF BEEN BRO

anyway if youre in some seriously shitty relationship you should ditch boat before it gets ugly. trust me man

TRUST ME

IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

DONT. BE. THAT. LOSER. WHO. STICKS. AROUND. A BITCH. CUNT

go find yourself a nice pretty hoe who makes you feel good. everyone should feel good in a relationship

>>16619462
What if it's about a problem you have that isn't neccesarily terrible but really doesn't work well with their personality or temperament. Say one person occasionally suffers from bouts of depression and anxiety. Not neccesarily insane ones and it's not constant if anyhing brief episodes. They may be quiet and sad, or anxious, or maybe cry and feel uneasy. The other person has OCD, ADD, and tends to get frustrated and bothered by little things easily. Sometimes angry and says things they don't mean or rude and detached and lacking empathy but again not constantly only sometimes.

>>16619066
Sex

I myself lift. Not bodybuilding, just doing heavy barbell strength training and it's worderfull, because it improves another aspects of life like eating, dicipline, health and a better, athletic aparence.

If it is nothing for you and you really want to craft things then I would try smithing, or maybe composing music or drawing if heavy stuff is not for you.

>>16619072
I should've said, Ideally it would be something I could do by myself
>>16619311
smithing seems like it would have a pretty high startup cost and take up a lot of space

>she only calls me when I'm asleep
Is this a long distance relationship op ?
If so ,it will never workout .sorry.