Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 6443. page

>>16644304
Fembot here. If you show off to get pussy you suck. If you did it because it's your hobby, it's fine maybe even somewhat attractive.

>>16644304
Where are the other two wheels? A car can't drive without a third and fourth wheel.

>>16644315
The biggest things are my cars and my house. I dress normal, maybe a nice watch or something is all. And I don't act like a dick. I have a mortgage for a 4br but I live alone, and my daily driver is expensive. I don't know, it just seems like women are freaked out by it.

Please eat shit and die, OP.

>>16643894
>implying it's as easy as moving state to avoid child support
>implying you aren't a scumbag for not taking responsibility for your huge fuckup

>>16643897
wtf?

Nobody gives a shit that you haven't stuck your dick in anything yet at 18.
Or 19.
Or 20.
Or 21.
Or any age after that. It only gets bad when you make a big deal out of it and let it define who you are.

Probably best to get that one out of the way first.

If you're going to college, apply for scholarships. This is literally free money for you, and if you do the math, the time spent working on this is basically you getting paid $200/hour for each one you earn.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with going to a cheap community college instead of an expensive private school. Employers don't give a single fuck about what school you went to, just that you have a degree in the field you're applying for.

The exception is Ivy League schools and really high end jobs like working for the White House or NASA, but even they take people with the right knowledge and experience who didn't go to the "right" school.But if you're like 95% of us...dear god don't waste your money on expensive school loans. You will be thankful for it for the rest of your life.

>>16642793
Dude, you are considering fucking killing someone and you think he's the bad guy?

The man is guilty for having a preference he never acted out on.

And you want to kill him.

Gee, I wonder who the psychopath is.

>>16642796

I don't know if he's acted on it or not, and I said I might because of how fucking disgusting it is. The "preference" he was looking at was baby to 5-6 years old. so yes I do think he's a bad guy.

>>16642807
Ah, that shit is creepy lol. Figured you meant more hebe and liking girls like my favorite, Maddie Ziegler. Which I wouldn't call sick at all. I'd call that having good taste!

But yes, liking babies to 6 year olds is fucking disgusting. Idk though, does it inherently make him a bad person? I think it makes him diseased, not bad.

>>16634586
Tomorrow's my big day. Going on a date that's almost 100% guaranteed to go well.

I'm still so nervous though, like my soul is telling my brains to stop being so optimistic and that it'll be a big disappointment. It's weird.

I feel like I have this big, final Boss Fight against my past self tomorrow, and I only get one try.

Why ask me to be in your picture if you're both going to post it with me cropped out :(

I wish Silent Hill was a real place as I'd belong there.

dear Gloriana,
get lost

>>16629099
dear tyler,
i wanted to make a move last night and didn't. you have no idea how much i wanted to kiss you at midnight. it sucks that i probably won't see you again until winter break or summer. you called me friend. is that all you want from this? i'm fine with that, friends are good and we get along so well, but i'm hoping for something more

>>16629099
dear mp
oh boy..i´m in love with you.
i think u only see me as just a friend so i better be quiet now
sm

>>16643789
If only there were these pills you could take after sex that would keep you from getting preggers. Man... That would be a really cool invention..

>>16643789
Woman up and get the IUD

>>16643795
If I wanted hormone based pills I'd take regular pill not a more expensive and even worse for your body version.
>>16643797
Yes I know this is by far the best option but still, the post insertion seems horrible and I've read from people saying their partner could feel the IUD sometimes

Yeah basically. Though if you talked to dudes the same way as though you wanted to fuck them and not just the ones you wanna be friends with, I get the feeling you'd find just as many dullards.

>>16643604
but i don't talk to women like i just want to fuck them. i try to have actual conversations with them but it fails most of the time. I'm aware that men can be just as bad. most men do fuck all but play video games.

>>16643613
let's play sim conversation. go ahead and try to have a conversation with me in this thread. for politeness sake we can sage the replies.

gonna be a long and hard road. nothing you do is going to stop you thinking about her. you gotta just think your thoughts and feel your feelings, all the way through. with time you will become accustomed to it and it will not hurt as much. talk about it, write about it, express and feel. endure, and enduring, grow strong. good luck.

>>16643565

so there's no magic instant cure huh?

>>16643543
Time.

I'm not going to bother trying to deceive you. Time is all that will help, and you will never be the same.

Distractions can help, but it is temporary.

The fuck is wrong with you. If what you want in life is "all of the pussy" don't be in a committed relationship. It's not rocket science.

Do you enjoy being incredibly shallow? Do you want to look back in your 30s and think that you acted like a complete cunt to someone for the sake of sticking your dick in a random hole? Random sex is pretty meaningless, why would you chase it?

>>16643326
I believe that there will be a time when I want to settle down you fag. But I think in your twenties you should fuck around.

Genuinely seeking advice here from the older folks who have came out the other side of this.

>>16643335
I see what you're saying and that's something that I also fear. But, I've also met people in their 40s who wish they just fucked everything when they were still young.

>>16643231
>cons

None really. What's the worst that can happen?

>>16643250

I guess when you look at it like that

Im more thinking is it worth doing if you're looking to meet someone for a relationship, or is it not really that successful?

>>16643269
Of course it can be successful. It can also be partially successful. Or not at all successful. Or anything. At the least you ought to get some dates.

There is literally no possible outcome from not trying at all that is better than trying it out. Well, except if you meet the girl of your dreams who will then stab you to death with an icepick on your wedding night.

>>16643227
Bust in her mouth once, foreplay until you're good and hard again, fuck her for longer now that you aren't as sensitive due to cumming a few minutes ago

>I haven't masturbated in a few months and we don't fuck regularly

Whoa nigga I'd blow it just looking at her boobs. You need to get a good fap out the day before.

>>16643254

I know, it takes a lot of self control just to last a minute in a single position

Is masturbation the only way?

For some reason my first thoughts when I was looking at it wasn't a wolf but "picture of europe with UK, part of france, and spain taken out"

If you aren't sure, wait three months and see how you feel about it then.

All non-military, non-gang-related tattoos are a sign of poor decision-making. Do you really think your 50 year old self will give a shit what your barely adult self thought would look cool? Of course not. You'll be thinking, "man, I knew this would be permanent, but I didn't realize HOW permanent."

Don't get a tattoo ever. Never ever. How would you like it if your 12 year old self got a tattoo of, I don't know, an ocarina because Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time is such a great game? You'd think, "you stupid fuck, I wish I'd had a little foresight."

What the fuck are you talking about?

Some of you are so pathetic.

If you want to live a sad existence, then yes.

>>16643205
It's not a troll question. Most girls on the 'ask the opposite gender' thread said that they prefer a handsome but poor guy than a rich unattractive one.

>>16643060
>The most important thing is CONFIDENCE and LOVING YOURSELF and having BELIEF
No, the most important thing is:

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive.

>>16643069
The sad, but undoubtedly true, reality.
Thanks for trying though, OP.

>>16643069
Not true. I'm a woman and I would prefer a guy with a confident/sexy/smooth personality who's an 7/10 over the 10/10 awkward aspie