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How do i know if I'm actually depressed or if im just being a whiny bitch? I don't want to go on medication unless it is actually damaging me.
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Do you feel your mood is depressed most of the time?
Do you feel lacking in energy?
Do you feel unmotivated?
Then there's shit about:
Appetite and weight change
Changes to sleep pattern
Lack of sex drive
A few others
Haven't done psych in ages
>medfag
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>>16745231
Thoughts about ending one's life, and harming self too
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I think the general rule of thumb is if you're upset because of an actual reason you don't need meds. But if you are depressed just because you're depressed you might.
I fucking give up. I really do.
I'm pretty fit. I'm a good conversationalist. I am a good listener. I have a good sense of humour.
But I am just not attractive enough to make the cut.
Dating wise, I have to be "interesting." OH, what the fuck do I do? Apparently working two minimum wage jobs isn't enough. Apparently working out, wanting to be a personal trainer, doing martial arts just isn't interesting enough.
I am done. If women happily swipe left on me and happily ignore my messages, or lose interest in me, then it's time to adapt to being some beta male who will most likely die alone.
I'm fed up. One day I will have made my dream of working in a business law firm as a lawyer, and I will be in my 30's and women can go kiss my ass, because I will live and die a fucking bachelor. Fuck marriage, fuck commitment, fuck honesty and fuck loyalty. Fuck kids too. Fuck family.
Sorry, I just needed to get that off my chest. Pic related. It's me. Feed my validation, or mock me. I don't care which.
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OP, you're on the right track but you seem a little entitled. Women are not YOURS no matter who you are or what you do, sorry dude.
Now once you get past those two minimum wage jobs, are in your 30's, and own a business or law firm then you will be rolling in pussy. That's the secret! Not giving a fuck about them and being successful! It drives them crazy to see a man like you unattended. You just have to show them you don't need a woman in your life.
The man who best gets along with women, best gets along without them.
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>>16744020
Tell us your routine with women so we can figure out a plan to get you laid.
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>>16744027
Entitled? Just a little?
I refuse to believe women soak up to men with cash like a magnet. And if they do they'll be sorely disappointed when I see through their bull shit.
Literally the only reason girls even are with men to begin with. All they want is something that fulfills their agenda. Fucking hell. No one wants to "get" me. No one wants to be with "me." They just want the benefits that come with me.
I redpilled myself hardcore and I am literally fucking pissed.
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Is it weird and unnatural to be attracted to older men? I'm 18 but the only guys I'm attracted to are guys that are like, in their 40s-50s. I love how older men look, I love their graying hair and mature features. Am I weird?
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How disgusting
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>>16742283
You're fine, there are lot of girls like you out there.
Don't worry.
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>>16742283
>is it unnatural to have a preference
no. its a bit odd a bit weird, but that does not make it wrong. i personally LOVE older men, and its a much more common 'fetish' then people give credit for. the reason its considered a fetish is just because the majority will not admit to it. but like rape fantasies its hella fucking common.
the question is do you like HOT older men, like nice bodied, handsome faced, etc?
i like them, but i legitimately do have a fetish for being used by old disgusting men, fatter, ugly, balding men. i think its a humiliation submission thing. ive gone to bars filled with old men and just make out with as many guys as i can.
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Hey /adv/
I need advices, about how to get ride of my dark circles.
Years of insomnia made them inscribed on my faces.
Sometimes womans in the subway look at me from the corners of they eyes, and the closest to me, do everything they can to avoid looking at me, guess it makes me looking likes a "not friendly" guy.
I'm guessing my 3 inchs nose with the scar in the middle dosen't help either, but maybe without the darks circles, I'll reduce the damages.
Since i'm a guy, make-up is excluded.
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I was gonna say put on makeup but then read you were a guy lol. You have pretty eyes though so I don't know why you care so much
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maybe sleep? like at least 8 hours a night and 30 minutes by day ...come back after 2 weeks with eye picture:S
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>>16745095
Not me in the picture
>>16745103
Sleep dosen't help etched in the skin
Hi /adv , would you break up with messy gf?
We date from march and live together from september. I love her but since i am rly tidy person a like to have my shit aligned i hate some of the shit she does.
>keeps leaving her clother threwn around
>cant fucking throw away tissues after blows her nose and put them randomly around flat
>loud chewer
> messy when eating
>ignores me when i point out these things
>doesnt washes hands after coming home
>hates ironing and cooking
>secks is okayish great bjs
All the stuff piss me off into infinity and she doesnt really cares about being normal tidy person.
Wat do
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>>16744997
Here's a life tip for you
>You can't change others, you can only change yourself
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>>16744997
dear lord man
She has four heads. That shit isn't normal.
Run. Get out right now.
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>>16744997
Before you move in with someone, know that a person will always have some type of shit that pisses you off, just be glad she doesn't try stab you in your sleep. Just call her out when she throws garbage on the floor and move a trash can near her. Everything else is normal behaviour
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Boyfriend likes his sister? 2016-01-29 17:42:59 Post No.16744919
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My boyfriend wants us to roleplay as brother and sister when we do it. That's fine and all but he has a real sister he's really close to. Normally I wouldn't be thinking about it this far..but last time we did it he said her name instead of mine, I shrugged it off at the time as a simple mistake considering what we were doing but it's been bothering me. Do I need to confront him?
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Don't confront him. Just run. Run and never look back.
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Break up with him, that's unacceptable.
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>>16744919
Eee as some one who hates my family but has that fetish. Thats pretty gross/big mistake...
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Is it ok to have sex with only a condom as protection? 2016-01-29 15:47:37 Post No.16744657
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Is it ok to have sex with only a condom as protection?
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So I've been with my bf for 4 months now, we're both virgins (21 and 20). I really don't want to mess shit up so I asked my gyno to recommend me some birth control pills, but she told me I needed to get some health studies done first, because it was my first time seeing her. The earliest appointment I could get was on march, that means that if everything's fine and I get the pills I'll start being safe from april I guess.
We don't want to wait so long to have sex, but I can't use protection until then. Is it considered safe to use only a condom as protection? I know this is stupid but my school sucked at teaching this stuff.
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Yes. Long term it's preferable to use the pill, but you're fine with condoms, it's not a problem. Just don't be stupid and get the wrong size, and don't be afraid to switch condoms if you're going for a long session, or he cums more than once.
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>>16744657
In the meantime you can do handjobs, oral, anal, etc. that can make you reach an orgams without vaginal penetration.
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>>16744657
Retards like you shouldn't reproduce. You're part of the problem.
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Just found out that all my buddies (guys i've known for 8+ years) took a guys trip without me. One of my friends even flew in from out of town to go. I didn't hear about it until yesterday when he said he would be "passing through town" and would love to get dinner on sunday and then the rest came out.
I'm pretty sad that I was friends with these guys for 8+ years- lived together - went to college classes together - partied together - spent late nights out together, and now i'm cut from the bros ski trip.
Right now when I get a text on Sunday saying "hey lets grab dinner before my flight back" i'm gonna do a snap "naw you already spent the weekend with your friends" followed by a "fuck you" and a block. Any other tips? I'm still pretty mad desu. It's 6am and im awake.
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That's what you can expect from guys these days. Loyalty is dead.
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>>16744507
Well one guy cares about staying in touch. He supposedly didn't put the trip together.
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>>16744532
you'd think that, but he is 100% the person who put the trip together. Weird, huh?
So i just lost my vcard. She was drunk but i wasnt. It was the most cringe moment I've ever had.. Its normal right like fuck. Couldnt even look at her afterwards. Luckily i dont really lile this girl but fuck.. You generally get better at this shit right.. Didnt even felt that good
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The first time is always terrible, you get better at the third, fourth, even if you're a little unlucky the tenth time, don't worry you'll get better eventually
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>>16744324
Thought I was gonna be different haha.. Luckily she was just fine with it
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>>16744317
You have 2-3 girls you will ever have make love to not including this one. Somehow trick the next one into doing it with you multiple times so the real last one(s) wont fucking hate you.
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Firing Someone Who Is 'Weird' 2016-01-29 03:32:40 Post No.16743376
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I'm a manager at a small restaurant. I hired this guy 2 weeks past and he's on his 4th day. Thing is, he's just....weird. Like, socially awkward weird. He says the strangest things. I thought maybe he was just nervous and trying to crack jokes to ease into the new job.
During training, I asked "Why do we wash the food?" and his answer was 'Chimpanzees" Then yesterday, he made a comment where we should have an answering machine that says, "Thanks for calling...., where we satisfy all your sexual needs." (We have nothing to do with the sex industry). Employees will be conversing and he'll interject with a nonsensical comment and just kill the conversation. I have no idea how to interact with this kid and he's not fitting in with our team. How do I fire him without saying 'You're weird.'
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does he do his job well? consider not throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
i've found people that do that are instigators or just impulse control poor.
the treatment for either is the same, tho. confronting each incident of occurrence.
if he's nice, do it in a nice way. if he's not nice, tell him you have expectations about workers and he's not meeting them every time he does that.
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Just say "This isn't working out." Smile. As long as he did an OK job, give him an OK reference if he needs it.
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>>16743386
This.
Man, you bitches are incredibly retarded. You come to /adv/ and make up this elaborate fucking story as if it required an incredibly well thought out solution. OP, before you waste our time, think. HOW ABOUT TELLING HIM FIRST? Do you really trust a fucking anonymous board with the future of your employees?
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/adv/, is it normal for guys (including fwbs) to always express that they want to impregnate me?
I'm 19 and have been with 3 guys in the past, including my boyfriend who I've been seeing for a little over a year and am deeply in love with. We're also discussing marriage.
Before I met my bf, I had a fwb type relationship centered around sex with on real emotional attachment. However, he would often try to slip the condom off without me noticing and make little comments about how much he wanted to "make me a mommy." I noped out of this pretty fast.
I also had a one night stand in the past tell me that our babies would be adorable.
My boyfriend often makes not-serious-but-serious jokes about wanting to get me pregnant as well. He talks about possible baby names at least once a day. To remind you, I am only 19, although he is older with a steady job, and am in college, nowhere near the point of wanting to have kids. (He's 26).
Is this normal? I do not want a bun in my oven.
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In your boyfriends case, a solid maybe. Some guys are more likely than others, and he's at the age where it kind of makes sense for some guys to be thinking about to a degree (unless he's pushing too hard).
In every other case: No.
The common denominator is you here. Sounds like you might be attracted to a certain type or else do something to attract them to you.
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impregnation is a super common fetish
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>>16742947
Is it really? I knew it was a thing but I didn't know it was super common.
Is anyone who has this fetish willing to explain? I'm curious.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
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How many women like having your cervix hit.
Ive read stories from a few women that as long as its not being hammered gentle tapping feels good.
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>>16740000
To women:
How do you prefer to be cheered up, verbally?
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I want a second date. Is one week too soon?
Should I ask now but set it for two weeks?
I'm sure she's into me but my friends have me paranoid that one misstep could fuck everything up.
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My girlfriend was raped 6 months before we met. Tried to kill herself after that. She was at a party with a friend and the host put roofies (or some kind of rape drug) in her drink.
This guy raped her while some other woman held her. The guy let her go an started to fuck this woman. After that, while trying to get away from the house, another guy attacked her.
It makes me sick just to think about these scum.
Bottom line is: I want to do something to make them pay.
The last resort is to make my gf go to a lawyer because she is too ashamed and has no evidence or witnesses that could help her (her friend left the party).
I'm considering getting to their computers (I'm a IT security analist, what people call 'hacker') and put some child porn in there and call the police. Maybe track their mail and facebook messages to discover the next party, when they probably do that to another person. The next resort is to pay someone to beat them up pretty bad.
So, advices of what I should do?
Not doing anything is off the table
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how on earth are you going to obtain the aformentioned cheese pizza
thats almost suspicious
good luck though
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> I'm a physical coward, help me impotently fantasize revenge
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replace every file on their computer with mario shout
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You are outside, see a 10/10 girl walking alone in the street, making it look like a fucking runway, all the men turn around to see her
She is right now on a semi empty street, basically you can talk with her for... 60 seconds until someone reach you both
What do you do?
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Leave her alone.
10/10's based upon appearance are halucinations.
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>>16742894
ignore her
because women are shit
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>>16742894
Smile and look directly into her eyes as we pass. Turn my head to admire her figure when I can. Then continue on my way, happy to have made a small connection with someone beautiful.
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As a man, how does one deal with being small, low-test and generally as unmanly as can be?
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Get twink tier and find a nice mistress that will play with your small dick? ;)
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You GET BIG
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>>16743943
>tfw twink