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This thread was created with a kind of joking tone. I know such laptop tables exist but where the hell do I buy them, and who/what can I trust?

This is a big purchase for me so I want it to last and be meaningful. On a budget so nothing over $100 pls

>>16782868
I'm sure there are tables/trays that you can buy (which are normally used for food) at places like target or definitely online. Also, my laptop is 17'' and almost 10 pounds and I use it in bed no problem, idk what your problem is.

>>16782877
Mine is 17" across too. I'm just a weak girl I guess. Not a lot I can do to change that part. You should see what I do for work. It shouldn't make the average person fatigued as hell. So I figured I'm just weak. That's that.


Anyway do you think this is worth it? It's cheap as hell http://www.amazon.com/Songmics-Portable-Foldable-Breakfast-Serving/dp/B00XBNJM1Q

>>Vor kurzem aber sagte jemand etwas das mich sehr bewegte "Weißt du, du bist nunmal echt anders. Die meisten merken das. Du bist wie ein Mysterium ohne eins sein zu wollen. Du denkst du gehörst nirgendsowo dazu, das ist aber falsch. Eher im Gegenteil. Die Menschen, die du kennenlernst wollen eher zu dir dazu gehören. Du lässt sie aber nicht, weil du Angst hast. Du strahlst eine Offenheit aus, die viele fast schon nicht begreifen können. Zugleich hast du aber eine derartige Verschlossenheit, dass du dich selbst davon ausgrenzt. Du bist halt ein Paradoxum. Und das ist was dich so fertig macht. Du hast ein unfassbar interessantes Leben, immer wieder passiert etwas bei dir. Immer hast du neue Geschichten, neue Erkenntnisse, neue Menschen kennengelernt. Der einzige, der das nicht sieht, das bist du. Alle anderen sehen das und wollen Teil davon sein. Aber du lässt sie nicht, vermutlich weil du selber nicht Teil davon bist. Sieh dich so wie es ist, und nicht so wie es nicht ist."

1/3 bump
Don't want it to disappear

Bump 2/3
Because some anon wrote it's nice

>Am I color blind in denial
Maybe

>retarded
Definitely not

Unfortunately it's pretty easy to to know you're not color blind, but not always easy to understand that you are. (My mom's ex boyfriend was obviously color blind, but insisted he wasn't). After all, your experience with senses is completely subjective.

This sounds like a job for a neurologist. I'd start with telling your doctor and go from there.

look up an online colorblindness test. this might be able to give you an idea

maybe you arent colorblind but experience color differently like someone with synesthesia (which is really cool)

>>16782838
There are different types of colorblindness. Go to an eye doctor.

>>16782837
>misspells Erasmus

APPLICATION DECLINED

I'm not going to be nice, because you need the opposite of that: a reality check. Otherwise they won't even consider you.
Fix the horrible grammar mistakes, capitalize your I's and add at least 2 paragraphs. Your writing style is shit as well, because for example this sentence:
>to be considered for your chance to Eramus students
What on earth are you trying to say here?
Saying you "want this opportunity because oh em gee traveeelllingg haha amiright lolo" is retarded, they'll throw your application right to the thrash. Replace that shit with something meaningful like "yo niggas I really like the vision of your company and I think I could contribute" or some shit like that. This letter is so sloppy.

What I do like about this is the paragraph about you being friendly - nice touch. Edit out the mistakes, but keep the idea.
>so I'm usually the one that ends up taking care of everyone
Delete that shit, you sound like a doormat, not a friendly, adaptable explorer.

Good luck, kid.

>>16782929
Thanks bro but i have no idea of the company i am going to therefore it's general, but really thanks for taking the time

Don't give into tantrums and deprive her off something that she wants.

You must be the oldest sibling? You respect your dad, your sister doesn't.
This is similar to how a bratty child/pet acts. They control the house essentially.
You and your dad make rules and give her chores, but your issues are that you don't enforce them.
Like a child, if she doesn't want to do them, she'll do what she can to get you both to back off: by shrieking.
She needs rules and enforcement. She misbehaves or doesn't do what she's told: no allowance, or no laptop, or no car, or no internet, or no phone. She shrieks? Let her. She tries to hit? If she's old enough, call the police. If not, restrain her until she's calmed down.
She misbehaves because there isn't any punishment.

>>16782855
this
the screaming sucks but you can combat that too

First you need to work on yourself. Your confidence in yourself is lacking big time. If you try to get a girl, you'll only attract the ones who see you as easy to manipulate.
Find something that will give you the back bone you need. Work out, take a gun shooting class, write poetry and share it at a coffee house, go to a karaoke bar and sing every night until you gain confidence. Read self help books that give you exercises to do, like trying to talk to a new person every day. Tell yourself in the mirror every morning that you matter and you believe in yourself. Learn basic social skills and how to read people's faces.

Once you do that then you'll have almost no problem meeting someone.

>>16782835
Buddy:
>You're 20, try to chill, try to get a part time job, you'll get some experience, and that might help you to mature.
>Try to explore other stuff, like music (Music will be ALWAYS a good conversation theme)
>Prove you're the kind of person worth spending time, like, take some pictures with some friends hanging, having fun, etc.
You need to do some excercise, you have some low self-esteem, you know that you can do more, but you're afraid of the change. c:

Maybe this helps >>>16782866

If you can't even think of one thing to say to her how do you expect the event to go. Talk to her like you would talk to a friend.

I don't know, don't have a dog. But will bump the thread for ya.

I don't want a dog because of the commitment. I do love dogs though.

>>16782863
Thanks. I love em too, but I can't stand dumb owners. A neighbor nearby has a husky, a breed that's known for needing lots of exercise, but they keep him in their backyard and never take him for walks. I don't get why people do this shit. It's cruel.

>>16782886

Oh gee, thats not good for the dog. Are you going to consult with the people in charge of animal welfare or talk to the neighbors first perhaps?

>Dog owners that allow their dogs to bark for hours

Hmm strange

I did. It was magical but in the end it fucked me up. It was a very emotional relationship but always hid and no one could know. She was the most beautiful person I've met back then and there were many feels but the pressure of her family where too much. She is older now, more independent and knows that her family is full of shitheads.
So yeah. Depends on where you live and how modern her family is and even if they are modern, many many tell their girls that they have to get a Muslim boyfriend. You can try it but as always don't expect too much, so you don't mess yourself up.

Humans are emotional creatures, some humans are easily swayed by emotions while others not, but it is possible for humans to feel enormous amounts of feelings for different things. Movies try to represent those times but you'll not be able to comprehend certain feelings portrayed such as "head over heaps in love" in till you experience the feelings themselves.

Depends on the person, some people are more intense than others. Some people even feel more than other, some feel stronger. Some people don't feel much at all, more linear type of emotional life.

>>16782809
That's sort of what I mean, I've had romantic partners before but I never felt I was really "in love" as such. It was nice and all but not magical, or however you like to call it.

A lot of directors started out in other areas of the film industry, or in photography. Get your foot in the door by training to be a set carpenter, and you can quickly work your way up to a more creative role where your talents will be noticed.

>>16782797
>and be white

Make a fucking movie. Carpentry isn't going to teach you how to direct.

Like every single fucking business, you need a network of clients. For fucks sake, it's not that hard, pick up a business book.

Find a highschool stoner and hook him up for free and sells to his clique, or he picks up and drops off

If you have to ask how, you shouldn't be selling weed.

Sounds like hardware failure in the keyboard. Try another computer, see if the keyboards has the same behavior there.

How about you tell us what is exactly malfunctioning in the first place?

>>16782802

USB keyboard? U no read?

>>16782785

I seen this thread, I don't want to tell people how to do that. Very unethical, I don't want to be partially responsible for another persons potential demise. That's awful.

>>16782785
Hanging while hopped up on drugs, I would guess?

>>16783608
That is your right.

Not in the least - but when all else fails, try new tactics! For instance: if you haven't made friends in class and in your dorm, try joining a college society or learning a new skill. Get into woodwork, and you'll pick up valuable knowledge of carpentry while also expanding your social circles.

Not OP, but in a similar situation. The thing is I don't dorm and I go part time while working most days. Not sure if that's useful info, but figured I'd put it out there.