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So i am 24 years old and never ever in my life had a certain relationship. I dated but I don't know why i never have the feeling of falling for somebody. I like them but after a few dates that feeling is gone. I don't want to be with them anymore and even afraid of them go away after they knew the real me.
I didn't have that much sexual attraction from opposite gender yet i do maturbation.
In two weeks i can get crazy for a guy,imagine the life with him but then it's gone as fast as it came.
I don't know if ever in my life i can find the one I truly love.
I thought about the possibility of me being asexual.
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Keep waiting/looking for the right guy.
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>>16789037
I feel the same way. The problem is that I rarely ever leave the house to go to worthwhile events. I feel like I am being dragged through my experiences against my will. If it was my choice, I would just stay at home everyday and do nothing with my life. Instead, I accidentally went to a Anime Conji convention and met this adorable obese girl who learned to hate me. It was a fun experience while it lasted. Just get a job and learn to love yourself. Insecurity ruins most relationships. Do not expect a hollywood fantasy wedding , that is what kills most relationships. Learn to be a satisfied villain who does not need to rule a entire planet .
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I forgot about contact information. If you do not share your info or keep track of a social network, then your branching out will be impossible.

What do I do if my boyfriend doesn't like sex? I've been trying to dress sexy for him for the past two years now and yet he has never taken advantage of the situation.

At first, I thought he might be gay, but he doesn't seem to have any interest in gay sex either.

The thing of it is that he's still a virgin too and seems to have no desire in losing it. He's not even religious.

What kind of man is he? Should I commit him?
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yeeah hes gay
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He could be ace, or on the asexual spectrum. Talk to him about how he feels about sex. Is he repulsed by it or just genuinely not interested? Ask him about how he feels about helping you fulfill your needs, even if he isn't interested in sex for himself. If he's willing to make the compromise to meet your needs and you love him, then I'd say stick with it. If he's not, you need to think about what that means for you and your happiness with this relationship.
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Maybe you're a just a gross cow?

Tips for losing weight?
In regards to what to eat, which work out is best, and how to control yourself around foods.
I don't want to go to fit, because they're all mean to fatties trying to get better.
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It's simple

Consume less and you will lose weight

That's it

Bonus: you can gain muscle to help burn fat
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>>16789021
Ever watch "Fat,Sick and Nearly Dead"?Not implying you're any of those.It features a juicing diet.This guy's weight was melting off.It's worth a shot.
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>>16789121

This works! I lost 50 lbs in 4 months. The first six days were absolute hell for me. Very lethargic, bad mood, really wasn't in the mood for any BS. Woke up day 7 feeling like I could conquer the world =) Also, I was going thru alcohol withdraws

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Guys, I'm gonna do it! IM GONNAA ASK HER OUT! IM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW.
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>>16789016

why, it's just another soulless succubus anyway
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>>16789041
I agree with this
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>>16789016

her excitement at this prospect is in reverse proportion to your enthusiasm

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I keep seeing my gf like other guys pictures

Should I dump? I think I should
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how dare she have male friends who she wants to encourage or even be happy for
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>>16789002
and occasionally have sex with them
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>she uses social media
Dump

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>now ex girlfriend dumps me because she "wants to be single" (HER ex said he wanted to get back together so we all know why she actually dumped me)
>she tells me "now you know how it felt when he dumped me"
>a few weeks of drinking and being sad later
>I try out tinder
>tell a few friends, post about it on Facebook
>she texts me out of the blue telling me how "desperate" I am for using it, says I'm making a bad decision

Is it just me or is this girl all sorts of fucked up? Like, there are things you don't fucking say to other human beings. Why she continues to torture me I have no idea

Or am I being overly sensitive, and what she's saying isn't a big deal at all?
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she is fucked up and you are sensistive

why is this comic posted so often here?
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Bitch is mad you don't need her pussy anymore.

That sounds retarded, but in this case I wouldn't put it past her. Telling others they are desperate can steam from two separate reasons:

1. You are actively destroying yourself, and people want to help you.
2. They are envious as fuck.

You decide if she's the caring type. Considering she fucked her ex, I'd go with reason number two.
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>>16791082
Stories like these really make me wonder how can people be that retarder.
and yes, she is beyond fucked up
tell her to fuck off with a smile, it's not her business and find a normal one this time

How do I be as cool as donnie darko
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>>16788922
darko is a bateman ripoff desu
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You're my little smoking fawn arent you <3
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>>16788959
Uhhhhh

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So I've had this fwb for 3 years. We've become essentially best friends. We've done stuff like new years even together, live theatre together stuff like that. In the last 4 or 6 months I've developed feelings for her and finally 3 weeks ago I asked her to be my gf. She said she doesn't know if she can see me as more than a friend then I asked "so would I be wasting my time you don't think it could work?" Then she said "I think it could work but I'm not sure I can commit, I need to think about it."
On Monday night we had a long discussion about it and we kind of realised that our issue is we missed the infatuation phase of the relationship, and we ended the discussion again with her saying she needs to think about it. She also drew the inference that if she says no, we might stop talking, which idk if she could deal with because it would be losing a best friend.
We're supposed to see each other tomorrow night and she will let me know if she is interested in trying a relationship.
Any idea what my chances are?
Regardless of her answer, should I play hard to get?

I've been anxious since Monday and can't sleep. I just want to call her tonight and ask again.
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>>16790935
>should I play hard to get

No. You told her you have feelings for her, so hard to get is off the table at this point
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You're chances are less than 4%. If she wanted to get in a relationship that wasn't just jumping your bones every other time, she would have by now.


Just find another girl and be prepared for her to get jealous when you do, cause women are like that.
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>>16790938
But she could think I've lost interested given her hesitancy

Did you guys ask your girlfriends if they've had bigger? I'm curious about it, is it a good idea to ask her that?
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>>16790817
No, it is a bad idea.
Here's why: she doesn't care. You shouldn't care.

She'll comment your dick when you fuck her good.
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>>16790817
no.
Should you?
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>>16790820
I'm saying this because I sent her a pic of my dick last night and she was so impressed and kept telling me how she loves it that it looks bigger. So it made me think maybe she secretly wants I'd have a bigger dick.

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My professor asked us to write about a profession using his "self-created system" called the Compass. I chose acting and voice acting.

Would it be stupid to title the paper "The Navigation Acts"? Can you help me think of a better title so I can be done with this shit?
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>>16788913
"This is fake and gay"
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Also, "Compass" is a retarded name for the outline he gave us and he should feel bad. It has no relation to a compass and could easily be illustrated by a straight line. There weren't even four parts to the essay, there were five. End rant.
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>>16788913
Now I think "The Navigation Acts" sounds stupid, help me /adv/.

>>16788916
Brilliant.

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4chan is basically another subreddit now. where am I to go? where do i go once I've escaped this cesspool of cancer and filth?
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>>16788891
>knowing what a subreddit is

We're gonna build a wall and Reddits going to pay for it

You have to go back
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There is no salvation for the tainted souls that post on our boards.

Except /v/. They can have /v/

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I only became good looking after high school. I grew my hair out and started lifting. I turn heads wherever I go but it's too late now! I can only make a circle of friends now whenever I take classes at the college.

So what do you guys suggest I do to network with more people more often, now that I'm bearable to look at? Pic related.
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>>16788886
Dude you look like Cisco Ramone.
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>>16788895
Yeah I had to grow my hair because that's what suited my face.
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>>16788886
Seek employment at a bar. You'll make good friends, get free drinks, and make some hot cash.

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I have my very, very, very first job interview today in 4 hours.

How do I not fuck this up.
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Just be calm and don't be a douche. What it's the job position?
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>>16789985
storage grunt at a dairy factory. nothing fancy, but a job is a job and I ain't got a proper education
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>>16789988
they're probably looking for someone who seems like they'd show up on time

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>Ex wants to get back with me
>Told her I needed some time to think about it, like a few weeks
>Landed a date with this super qt asian grill for this weekend
>Me and EX still sending each other nudes and stuff, and are possibly going to bang

I sort of feel bad, my ex REALLY wants me back, like bad. So bad, that if I dated and fucked this asian girl she would still probably want me back.

But I feel really bad. I want to date this girl, but at the same time I still like my ex, but she was the one who dumped me in the first place. I told her to give me a few weeks, so should I go on a date with the girl this weekend, and then if it doesn't pan out, go back to ex?
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>>16789792
You're split for choice right now. Enjoy it. Date the Asian, sex her if you can and still bed the ex. But don't let the ex know you're doing the a sapien too. Not until you've made up your mind which one you want.
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>>16789799
Sapien???? I meant Asian. Frekin sphell chequer.
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>>16789799
So plow both of them, but don't tell ex who is on the hook right now about the asian? I sort of feel shady about this, because I've never done it.

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There is this girl that usually takes the train at the same time I do after work, we exchanged looks today so I want to make a move but being the autist I am I don't know what to say and I don't want to spill my spathettios all over.

I need a good ice breaker after that I think I can keep up.

>inb4
>be yourself.
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If she's into you it really doesn't matter what you say. Just grab your balls and go over there and talk to her.
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>>16788879
Ask can I sit next to you.
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>>16788898

just imagining some autist literally grabbing his balls and walking there with his hand on his balls audibly talking about his coin collection in front of 30 people to a girl who has her back to him

im kekking right now

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