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I'm 22 years old and into shitty fast-food, plus I'm very hungry.
What should I order?
I'm very hungry /b/,
what should I order?
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Soup.
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Am I the only one who absolutely can't stand when people talk to me when I'm busy doing something?
I usually view everything I do as a task. That task could be getting ready in the morning to leave at a certain time to make it to work at a certain time, or watching a show or tv, or finishing my meal, or trying to clean my place, drawing an illustration, looking around for something, etc. I am not satisfied until that "task" is finished. So when someone comes in while I'm doing something like "want to hear what happened today?" or "can I show you something?" or just any kind of interrupting whatsoever I freak the fuck out because it ruins my train of thought.
The worst time is when you to don't want to come off as an asshole to the person interrupting you, but you are screaming inside.
What is wrong with me? Is this because I'm super introverted? Just when I want to do a task, I want to be alone and not bothered. I find myself always closing the door just so I can get the things I need done but then I'm seen as "rude" or a hermit.
I just feel like I'm constantly on a time limit for anything I do and can't have any distraction or I won't finish that certain task on time.
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I can sort of get where you're coming from. A friend and I planned on checking out phones since she was long due an upgrade. Somehow she changed it to a general window shopping day! It was irritating.
Usually I go buy my stuff by myself and not invite people out since I most of the time find the detours a bore. And the side trips I do are between after I finish my main business and getting home.
There's nothing I came advise you on, I just thought I could let out some steam.
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>>16794611
Your thinking is a bit extreme but well within the bounds of normal.
But consider this - shouldn't sustaining friendships, relating to family and interacting socially also be important 'tasks' for you? Sometimes they can be more important than the task at hand, and worth putting it aside for.
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Op you just have a hard time switching gears. My husband is the same way. He gets frustrated easily if you interrupt him. He is better now that I pointed it out to him and he is aware of it. In general; keeping his frustration level low helps, as does working on his temper. It's just going to take practice to get better and more tolerant.
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How can I test a girl to know if she really likes me or is just faking it(for whatever reason lol)? I'm a 21yr KV and i'm texting a fatty for more than 2 months, never saw her personally, she is from my uni's city and i'm yet to return from vacation. The issue is, maybe i'm paranoid but the way she talks about how much he loves me seems kinda fake/pretending, I'm sure she is real(not a neckbeard scam) but i'm not very confident about her being honest... I have some "proofs" that she likes me, sometimes she post shit about being in love on facebook or send screenshots of her talking about me with her friends but i still can't FEEL it, i'm always suspicious...
Any solutions to relieve my autism?
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>21 KV
>whipped by a fatty
I think you can't get any lower.
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>>16794689
Nah, we both respect each other, if she tries to be too dominant i'll just leave her.
Also shes fat but qt, and i'm a chubby chaser.
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You go on a date with her and then have sex. If that happens, she likes you.
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27 yo guy here.
I've always been dating virgins whom I was attracted to, but as I got older they are harder to find. Do you know any venue where I can find younger girls to date?
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How about fuck off and leave some for the rest of us?
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Did you try in the kindergarten ???
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>>16794576
There are plenty, but it's not my fault they don't see you as a man.
>>16794583
Pedo leave.
19-23 was the age group I was thinking of.
had a dream I was with the hot chick in school that hung out with me a few times
>had a dream we were alone together in a room and she was laying on a bed
>she asks me come lay with her and I get on the bed
>she tells me to come closer and I move up to her and start spooning her and I put my arm around her and hold her
>I close my eyes to cuddle and I feel something move my hand
>I open my eyes and she's putting her fingers in mine and holding my hand
It fucking hurts. I can't even live now plz make it stop
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When I was 14 I had a dream the hot girl kissed me.
I've never been kissed, (20 now), and it still kills me to today that I can't find anyone to help me figure out whether my dream was accurate or not.
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>>16794585
Okay that's way sadder thank you
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You're welcome
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MSc with a 2:2 Degree (UK) 2016-02-11 13:21:58 Post No.16794556
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MSc with a 2:2 Degree (UK)
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I studied in the UK from a non EU country. Due to the high international fees, I couldn't afford to accept my first choice (22k/year), and studied Maths at a second-tier, but otherwise top 10, Uni. I was demoralised to the ground, and had to work full time to even have as chance at affording the 16k/year fees, for a Uni I did not want to attend (but had to remain being a full-time student to have a chance at obtaining a citizenship).
I was slowly sinking deeper and deeper in my own shit, and went full /r9k/ in third year. 3000hours in video games, attended maybe 20% of my lectures and flat out bunked my exams. Full escapism-mode. I spent maybe 100h in total studying for my degree... and now... I want to study properly and get my shit together.
I am applying for MSc courses, and trying to cover up my stains on my CV. Can you give me some feed-back on my application?
Pros:
>BSc Maths
>Teaching Qualification expected by Aug.
>2 years "Muh Maths Lecturer" experience (leadership/management/people's skills).
>"Had to work full time and tutor to survive my studies!"
>Expecting high GMAT score.
>Flawless high-school level grades + lots of Maths competition awards.
Cons:
>2:2 (56% mostly due to shit 3rd year)
>2 modules with the word "Fail" on my transcript.
>Course ended in 2014, I graduated in 2015 (mitigating circumstances first sit).
>No internships.
Thins I don't mention:
>I drowned in my own shit playing Dota 2.
>Muh depression.
>My teaching qualification is PCE, and not PGCE because I wasn't a graduate when I entered.
I'm 23 y/o Teacher, and desperately want to do a MSc at some European University. My GMAT score will be my ticket out because "Smart but lazy" is the only meme I have left. I have a few safety net offers, but I really want to go to a prestigious institution and commit to studying.
Anyway, you work in admissions, a guy like me (Maths teacher with a 2:2 BSc) applies to your Institution's MSc Maths/Stats/Finance course. What goes though your head?
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I'm going insane waiting for replies...
Do I even stand a chance?
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Is ritalin as addictive as people say it is or is it just one of those things that has a lot of scare tactics to keep people from getting too grabby with it?
I have a prescription but I'm afraid of taking it and just becoming a zombie without it
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Any form of pharmaceutical speed is addictive. I've experimented with adderall after getting some very easily from my doctor when I thought I had ADHD, and I still have some which I use every so often. I'd say start slow and don't do it as much as your doctor says. I'd do 10mg every other day or every few days. Don't do it consecutively, that's what gets you addicted. Just be safe and don't over do it or you will get a dependency for it and you'll find that the only way to get motivation is from that drug.
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after having dedicated the entirety of 2015 to a girl i was incredibly in love with, and spending much of december trying to plan out the most elaborate valentines celebration, i realised i'm in love with a fellow dude. we got talking in december and talk pretty much every day, sometimes just a few messages, sometimes insanely long conversations, and i think i realised my feelings pretty early on, but didnt wanna admit them. I was really traumatised by the thought i could like a guy, i saw a counsellor and asked for advice and she basically reassured me everything was okay and i shouldnt worry how to label myself or whatever, and just 'go with the flow'. think i just wanted to get this off my chest, i dont know.
>cont below
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>cont
But, it became really stressful keeping this from him, and i eventually cracked and brought it up one day on facebook to him, and he seemed to respond quite casually about it, and nothing really seems like its changed between us, i think.. I dont know, we're really close, and we share a lot of common interests and aspirations in life.. we've hung out in person a few times over the past month, and just recently at a concert we both went to, where i really felt like there was a connection, but looking back maybe i was just caught up in the atmosphere there. I felt really good, so i brought up again that i have feelings for him, at the end of the night as he got on his train home, and he said something like 'i dont usually act like this', and then wished me a safe trip home and stuff, i didnt really understand what he meant. He's a really quiet, reserved dude, but so funny and so uniquely complex and different from anyone else i've ever known in my life. I think sometimes i doubt myself about all this, i dont think im that great, and sometimes i get the feeling that he only talks to me cause i'm somewhat 'famous' online, he brings that up a lot. I think maybe i'm just being doubtful of myself cause these feelings are so new and different for me, but i dont know how to move on from here. I wanna keep spending time with this guy and see where it takes us, but i'm afraid that i'll fuck things up if i keep it up. i dont even know what advice you guys can offer me.. I've told some close friends but they all just seem to think its 'cute' or whatever.
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>>16794546
>cont again bc i have so much to say
when we were at this performance together it was the most vivid night of my life, and even though there was a celebrity up on stage, i felt so much more preoccupied by him and how happy he looked. Really, i dont regret saying how i felt, i was glad i was able to say it out loud. Even though his response was questionable, he didnt seem awkward or upset, and we talked when we both got home safely, and then again today. I really appreciate this person immensely, i feel like when i'm around him there's no pressure to maintain the 'persona/act' i seem to always have on at home, school and online. I feel like im the same me I am when i'm alone in my room, doing things i enjoy, and to be able to share moments with him where i feel completely at ease is such a beautiful thing to me. I feel like the upcoming months are going to be very difficult, and i dont know what the future holds, im not sure if i should even try to remain hopeful, im so confused. i think there's been romantic or at least flirtacious undertones to some of the things we've done together, but maybe that's just me thinking that.. maybe
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i could honestly talk about this forever, i feel like i'll never get sick of this guy, some of the stuff we've done together has been so memorable, like walking over a bridge and singing to eachother, laying in a field of grass listening to music and holding hands, the entire night at the concert, all my time spent with him or talking to him has been fantastic, i hope i get to make many more memories with him in the future. i really am in love, and i know im so worried and concerned about the future for us, but at the same time i feel so incredible, it's such a fucking beautiful thing, i havent felt like this ever before, and now that i do i dont know if i ever want to live a life where i'm not close with him
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How long should I wait for him to call me? 2016-02-11 13:15:36 Post No.16794543
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How long should I wait for him to call me?
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My ex contacted me out of the blue last week. We talked some and he suggested a casual meeting over coffee sometimes. I said that it's fine.
It's been six days now. I'm starting to think that he isn't even going to call me, and that he just wanted to test me somehow. (Although I'm hoping that at 28 he'd be too old for such.)
So it's been soon a week. I just feel like, that cause he dumped me, if he reaches me out after like three weeks, it would give him the signal that I was waiting for him and always ready to be there for him when he wants me to.
So, how long am I going to wait before never ever looking back or answering anything?
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Bumb.
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But you clearly are waiting for him? Maybe you should be honest and let the dice fall as they will.
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>>16794708
Well, of course. But I don't wanna be played or used one way or another or I don't wanna him to think that he has the upper hand.
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Why is it whenever you show in an interest in a girl and she shoots your down, she'll still come up to you out of nowhere, whether at school or public, and still try to strike up a conversation and act friendly like nothing ever happened?
I don't get that behaviour. You already made it clear that you like nothing about the person, so why even retain close calls? You're free to never speak to them again. Otherwise it's just taking the rejection and rubbing it in. Not to mention sticking around (as friends) with someone who's made to clear that they have no interest in you is nothing short of pure hell.
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Just because you're not compatible as romantic partners doesn't mean you're not compatible as friends.
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>>16794538
You actually are incompatible as friends at that point. You don't have good chemistry then, you're not going to have good chemistry ever. Plus, it's just a flat-out insult to being turned down. It's like having a potential employer not only turn your down for a job, but calling and emailing everyone you know and telling them you were didn't get hired.
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>>16794538
Yea, but timing? You don't just reject someone who likes you and act like everything is okay. If they are compatible as friends, you give it time to heal. Otherwise the girl just looks like she wants the man as a orbiter, not a friend.
I'm not OP and not even male by the way.
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Hey Guys,
You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "RON PAUL /b/" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up chess, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were niggers anyway. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; Shit was SO shit). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?
Pic Related: It's me and my blow-up bitch. We're both really, really sorry
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Wrong board.
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Help a fag out with emotion games 2016-02-11 13:10:27 Post No.16794533
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Help a fag out with emotion games
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So, girl loves me and I love her, I'm this star in her life and without me her life just wouldn't be the same. Well, we were dating at one point but on the down low she was also dating old bf (yeah, call me a cuck) it wasn't a big deal to me. Shit happens, breakup but still loves me the same and wants to do everything again, but then says she doesn't want to be back together but still wants me to be in her life and be the same loving guy. What do I do?
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>(yeah, call me a cuck)
You're a cuck.
>What do I do?
Cut all contact. The greedy whore is literally asking you be an orbiter.
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>>16794727
Yep, this anon is correct. Don't be love blind.
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>>16794727
She's mostly doing it for her other bf, the manchild
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once you're homeless, is all hope lost? I will be homeless very soon and with all these politicians wanting to cut welfare and shit I'm wondering if I should just kill myself. I'm a 19 year old male btw can't go to uni because of grades in high school.
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Apply for every job you can. Try and stay with friends if you can, for as long as you can.
Once you become homeless, use the showers at a beach or the sink in a public toilet to keep clean.
Many restaurants and fast food places will discard food thats perfectly fine. Some churches will even donate food to you if you search hard enough. Keep applying for jobs.
If you can manage to find a job, try and save as much as you can for as long as you can, you might be homeless, but buying that chocolate or whatever to feel better is just impeding progress.
Once you have a bit saved up, find a house as far away from the city as you can - they tend to be the cheapest. give them at least 3 months rent in advance and you'll be accepted almost immediately.
Keep applying for more jobs, the more pay and hours, the better.
Keep working and surviving. Cut every corner. The longer you can survive, the better it will get as long as you work for it. Eventually you might actually be breaking even.
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Get a gym membership some is free in some countys. Get free shwoers and get fit.
Use public library to get wifi and look for jobs.
Get a cheap gas station phone as you wait for job calls.
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>>16794534
So you don't think all hope is lost?
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How to somehow get this to my true love, but i don't know where she is 2016-02-11 12:23:37 Post No.16794462
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How to somehow get this to my true love, but i don't know where she is
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I’m fairly drunk, so please excuse anything that doesn’t make sense. Mild drunkardness was the only state in which I could do this. Whatever this is.
I have something to say, but saying it would mean that I’ve said it, which I’ve always said is ‘too chocked by finality’, or however the saying goes*
But here I am with the thing gathering steam on my tongue, and I gotta get it out before it burns my mouth.
I can no longer tell the difference between opinion and fact, between earnestness and sarcasm or an artwork and an ad. I’m not saying this is a bad thing, as, if history dictates, it could be a phenomenon confined to my mess of a mind, but I feel as if someone’s gotta take to the internet with a color coded binder system, separate the things from the other things and give every single thing a clear label.
Strangely, even though my relationship with the net is as tangled as a Guinness Book of World Records-acknowledged game of Twister, I relax into that mass of sweaty limbs and bad breath and laugh as if I’m having the best of times. It feels like home to meet the eyes of a bright screen, to press ‘refresh’ and ‘see comments’ and ‘back’ and ‘forward’ and back and forward and back and forward until oscillating URL’s rocking me to sleep.
Okay, so I’m avoiding the real reason for this rant, and being a bit of a wanker, sorry. The whole purpose of this is to explain an embarrassing truth to a particular woman. A woman who I will not name, but who needs to hear the following. Once I allude to the details, she’ll know this is addressed to her. I apologise to everyone else who has to suffer through this (that is, if anyone is nice enough to share it anywhere at all), but there’s no other way I can think to get it to her.
From here on out, I’m going to call her ‘you’, purely so my mind doesn’t run off track.
Hey you.
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OP.....Even I fell a little bit in love with you reading that.
Good luck!
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That's a nice thing to say. And thanks for the luck. I'm going to sleep soon and hoping it will be shared somewhere - Facebook or something. But I'm not holding my breath. Once again, thank you.
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Also, i've just joined 4chan, and joined reddit too. I've posted it a few times on different subreddits/blogs, but am not sure if that's an uncool thing to do. Anyway. Definitely sleep now. I should stop refreshing the page. Cheers to all.
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I'm 20 years old and I've never had anyone interested in me. I've asked out plenty of girls, all of which have said no. I'm a decent human being and I'm fairly smart.
People are even genuinely surprised when they find out I've never had a girlfriend or had sex.
I feel shitty all the time. I can't help feeling like I'll be alone forever while other people get to go through multitudes of partners and break up with them for seemingly minor reasons.
Any advice would be golden
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did you ever did the 16 personalities test?
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You're just 20. You still have plenty of years where you will mature into an adult. Don't sweat it.
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>>16794457
Nope. Decided to do one now I got ESTP-A (Entrepreneur)