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No.

>>16795098
Dude...

>>16795098
lol no it isn't
why should she need your credit card informations to meet with you?

Any advice or should I just expect failure? When my ex broke up with me, she said that one of the things she didn't like about me was how quiet I was, so I'm a bit insecure about being quiet.

>>16795099
Listen, my ex told the same thing, but later I understood that is just rationalision. In fact, she liked my introversion, at the beginning of my relationship.

So, don't let you get scared from that.
You just need to relax, and help her relaxing too.
Often, speaking few words is better, because you don't give away yourself easily.
Just don't be frightened and don't be insecure. Drink a beer if it makes you more confident. If the two of you click together, you'll talk a lot and you'll not notice either.

>>16795053
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, anon. Go for it! And don't bring up OKC questions on the date.

Bump, please help, guys.

You should roofie them.

>>16795004
that youre insecure about yourself and need approval from others for things that matter less than you think.

Means you'll have to settle for an ugly girl.

>>16795004
6/10 doesn't seem that bad to me from my experience on /soc/. That's pretty much an average rating. Don't worry to much about that stuff.

>>16795001
Bump

>>16795001
Bump again

>>16795001
>A level student
>A levels is coming up soon
>Further Maths
You have some explaining to do. What American high school does this?

>>16794995
Update: I have found the wonders of crash course on youtube hopefully the US history series will help. Would still appreciate some more insight from a previous or future test taker, and an opinion on my other long term predicament if possible

Sad to hear about your predicament. I feel your mother has let you down, leaving you without a place where you're at home.

Moving to the US is certainly doable, but maybe college is not the right way. You normally can't work on a student visa and employers will be unlikely to hire you, with the additional rigmarole of employing a foreigner when you have no unique skills to contribute.

Think about staying in Brazil for a year to bolster your Portuguese and pick up a useful skill that enhances your employability worldwide. Right now there's a huge need in the USA for skilled carpenters, so if you learn the basics of woodwork you will find it a lot easier to get a job. Construction companies are desperate for anyone able to do simple framing carpentry, and will help you out with the immigration paperwork to get a visa. They benefit, really, as your visa is job-specific so there's less danger of you being headhunted by the competition.

Also, for the civics and citizenship test, watch The West Wing. It's a great show, and you'll pick up all the information without having to work or study.

>>16795561
Are that carpenter troll I been seeing around or is this legit advice? I didn't mention everything because i thought the post was lengthy enough. I am actually a very skilled cook/baker and plan on taking a college course on that area. I heard that people in that field can manage to get a contract with an employer before their school term is over and immediately switch their visas once the student one expires. I don't know the details, but I am ready to sell my soul if I have to in order to leave this damned country.

As for staying here another year that is impossibly. I have various reasons to dislike this country and it's people. As I mentioned on my first post I was tortured physically and mentally as a child, raped by my own cousin, forced to follow Christian teachings and repeatedly told I was going to hell if I didn't do what other people wanted me to do. I have a trauma and distrusts for Brazilians that literally I'd feel safer in jail on another country than the way I am right now. Also just because I can't leave with my mother doesn't mean she went anywhere. Currently I live with her here in Brazil as she's not allowed herself to take on another mission for at least 6 more months. She did ok for a single mother judged by her entire family for having a kid out of wedlock

>>16794967
I'll never understand short guys.

It's like all women all bigger ij every way. Why would you not want that?

Fix your complexes senpai, you struck gold and you gonna throw it away

>>16794967
literally only problem is you anon, not your height. your own mind. stop being a faggot and stop acting like a woman

>>16794933
This is the single stupidest question I've ever seen asked on /adv/.

>>16794980
I once saw someone ask in the"ask someone of the opposite sex"that if anyone knew where he left his keys

>>16794933
No, go steal a kid, adoption is too expensive.

>>16794929
I'm 25 and I already feel like my life is over. Enjoy being 22 is all the advice I have.

>>16794932

This

Mentally i feel the same. Physically i feel mostly the same, just alittle fatter.

They are seeking your replacement currently. You're fucked.

>>16794910
>>16794910
>>16794910

Seem simple how do you fuck this up

>>16794955
W-well, it's currently pilot season. It's so busy that they probably can't afford to fire me right now; it may have to wait until March or April. Is my fate sealed?

>>16794999
It is, but it's overwhelming. I get about 20 emails an hour. Things fall through the crack that way.

>>16794904
Ignore her or you will lose her. Give her space and let her come to you. If it all falls apart it was probably inevitable anyways.

Women generally don't like it when they are "you're only source of happiness". They are heartless monsters like this because they only seek confident men who will make them feel socially superior to other women.

>>16794928
Ok bro that's what I was thinking should I legitamately ignore her or just send back one word texts like "ok, mhm, yea"

It's so hard for me to ignore her though

>>16794930
Don't be cold, just let her put the effort in the relationship. Just do your thing and be busy, be someone who has a plan and has fun. As much as you can anyways.

>>16794888
Since this is probably the only kind of advice I can help with around here, I can tell you that #2 is the correct form.

>>16794888
2 is better, but since 'mouse over' is not a common phrase, it might be better to translate it into something like "when a mouse is passed or hovered over it"

>omegle
>2016
seriously?

you just go on the unmoderated section, and keep skipping the barage of dicks until you find a girl

but you have to have your face and dick showing to stand out from the thousands of other wanking dicks and stand the best chance of them not skipping you

this worked for me anyway

>>16794897
You might be gay

>>16794841

It means she's a massive cunt.

It means she can tell you go on 4chan

>>16794845
But why, frogman

What's your fucking question

Am I looking at LISP or something

>>16794838
Is this how you type autotuned rap lyrics?