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If a girl texts you out of the blue "you're so attractive I want to sit on your face" at 10 at night, and you reply "why don't we do something about that then" and she replies "because I have a boyfriend," and the conversation stalls from there, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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I'm a 25/f who withdrew from my 6th year of college due to Depression and Anxiety (OCD based) before christmas. I work full time making a little more than minimum wage, but its not enough now that the dreaded student loan is demanding to be repaid.

I've tried doing artsy shit on the side to make some cash, but where I'm at now, I have to spend money to make money, and I can't. Not when rent is $550/month, and the loan company, which has my bank account info, has sent me a notice that they will begin taking $620 from my account starting in April.

I'm barely scraping by as is, and have no contact with family so I feel pretty backed up against a wall at this point.

I'm reasonably attractive, is camming for some money an option? how do girls even get into that? I've joined a bunch of survey websites, but so far everything is taking ages to accumulate enough points to send to paypal...

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If a professor asks for citations, does it usually mean you have to do the in-text quoting bullshit? I'm fine with works cited pages, but not the in text citations.

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Im a fucking autist does this indicate anything good with this girl whos a friend

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>31, Male

I can't do this hookup thing. I just can't. Tinder, Grindr, whatever. It disgusts me.

I feel like a dinosaur in the social age. I can be personable, social, even entertaining in a social setting. But this flippant warp-speed social bullshit is just beyond me. It feels vapid and worthless - a litany of meaningless interaction that amounts to nothing but wasted time and effort.

"Relationships" have been debased to the point of near worthlessness, reduced to their most simple elements and lacking in anything resembling meaningful content. Subsequently they also lack anything resembling value.

I was born in the wrong era. I'd have probably done better being born 20 or 30 years earlier before all of this.

The internet's ruined sexual attraction for me. With a lifetime of porn and the debasement of relationships, there's just nothing left. No physical attraction for a fling. No traditional attraction through a relationship. There's just nothing anymore. I'm just a dinosaur that happened to live into the ice age, just waiting to go extinct now. Unable to adapt and evolve to this new environment.

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Hi /adv/
I had a "thai" green curry from the local chinese take-away since it was a new menu item.
it was not a thai green curry. it was waaay too spicy for that.

well, either the curry was bad, or i'm suddenly developing an allergy to prawns(/"shrimp"). i got a bag of prawn crackers included with my meal. i've been able to eat crustaceans fine so far, but both my parents are allergic so i'm waiting for the day when i can no longer eat them.

regardless of whether or not the prawns caused my stomach upset, the curry is its chosen fodder.
i'm sitting here in bed, almost half 2 in the morning bongistan time.
earlier on my stomach was in agony, i drank plenty of water, which seems to have helped with the pain but only after allowing the vile cocktail to run its course through my gut.

it's unrelenting. i've been to the toilet 5 times already and it's getting progressively more watery. the water is flushing undigested food out. like, i'm talking entire slices of root ginger that look fresh enough to pick out and re-use.

i fear i won't be able to get to sleep until this curry has ripped through my bowels like it's doing a lap of the nurburgring,

what can i do to ease the pain? how can i get it all out of my system so i can go to bed without fear of assploding watery, green fecal matter in my sleep?

why does god hate me?

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

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Bought a treadmill. It was delivered but they wouldn't bring it up the stairs. I live on the third floor and it's 120lbs. The weight is distributed in a weird way and it's extremely long. It doesn't disassemble. New town, don't know anybody here who could help. Didnnt know what I was getting into. Any ideas /adv/? I'm at Lowe's about to buy rope to try to pull it up

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How acceptable and good is it to be addicted to caffeine?

When I was a kid, I drank ungodly quantities of soda, as in entire two-liters a day (mountain dew primarily). However, 2 years ago, on my final year of high school, I decided to break my addiction and stop and consuming caffeine (I had dropped soda awhile ago and used caffeine packets). However, for the rest of the entire year I didn't feel quite like myself, and even now, a while after I graduated, I still only really feel "good" and fully aware when I drink caffeine. However, succumbing to the addiction and going full out again makes me uncomfortable for a couple reasons. I think of my heroes in fiction and they definitely don't succumb to addiction. I think of all the money I'll need to spend on caffeine. I think of all the situations where I'll need to go without caffeine and how it'll hurt me (sometimes I forgot my caffeine packets and spent entire school days groggy, sleepy, and being a fuck up). So I'm torn. Is it a good idea to get addicted to caffeine? This CGP grey video is really what kicked off my curiosity about whether it's a good idea, he hella praises it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg

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How does a short manlet living in the middle of nowhere with no money learn to protect himself?

I'm not a weak person. I can run for miles at a time and I can lift but I can't fight. I've never been in a position where I'd need to but I'd feel more confident knowing that I could in the worst case scenario considering I'm short and not intimidating at all.

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Hello /adv/ I'm the femanon that's in the LDR if you've ever seen my trip. I have a weird situation. You can laugh at me, but I mainly wanted a fresh point of view on things.

So tomorrow I'm gonna hang out (for about three hours) from a coworker friend. This is a very rare thing considering he has work and college, and barely has any free time to himself. For some reason our schedules have aligned this small bit, and we can hang out outside of work for a short period of time.

There are mutual lustful feelings between us. I know for a fact that he wants to pound me into submission, pull my hair, pull on my collar, make me scream, and basically go into me with no signs of stopping (sexually). He wants to sexually own me. He actually said he wants to fuck me like an animal. Unsure if he cares about me on a deeper level, or he simply lusts after me. Me? I just like the attention, and he's an enjoyable friend. I like having friends, and people that care about me. He makes me horny but I dont want to have sex with him, as that is betrayal. So if Coworker Friend makes me horny I just fap it out, and my emotions return to normal afterwards.

Why I don't want to fuck up: I have a boyfriend who is very truly the love of my life. In the past I've fucked up and sought attention and hugs from other men, because loneliness: me and my boyfriend are two thousand miles apart, living in different states. Often we don't get to see each other at all. So if I betray my boyfriend again, he rightly will lose a lot of respect for me and we'll all be in a lot of pain. I don't want this to happen. I want to respect my boyfriend. Also lately we've been strengthening our relationship. And yes I've been saving up for well over a year to meet him.

Questions:
>What do friends do together to hang out?
>What if I get the urge to hug/touch Coworker Friend?
I want to touch and explore him (Im very deprived and naive) but I know that's wrong on some level
>How do I stay respectful to my boyfriend?

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like you always see shaving cream/shampoo/razor blades/vitamins marketed to men and women

is there an actual difference or just re branded snake oil

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met some guy I really liked, had a lot of fun first date except he kept asking me if I was ok or if I wanted to go home early (????). (but he seemed into me, very friendly, called me the "cutest")

Didnt even try to make a move on me, dropped me off home, gave me a dirty look (what the fuck?)

after that, i lost my phone, and I see a text from him about how he didnt want to see me again because I took 3 days to respond to a text?

what the fuck happened?

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Okay, I have to go to traffic court the 23rd. I chose court because I couldn't afford my ticket.


I got a $280 ticket for going 72 in a 45. I also got a warning for launching from a red light and causing my tires to squeal.

My question is, what do I do? I've never been to court before. My only record is one other speeding ticket almost a year and a half ago. I don't have a defense because I was caught red handed speeding and hooning my car around town by the officer.

I don't have $280 to pay for a ticket. At the most I could pay $100. I don't know what to do, what to say or how court even works. Please help. I'm in Florida, duval county btw.

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>I took a gap year last year
>I had several part-time jobs - one was as an interpreter at an auction company
>Found the job via my friend (she has a friend working at that company)
>Pay was great and the job was interesting - I enjoyed it
>I worked for the company during spring - back then all uni students were at school
>Later that year, I whatsapped my friend's friend if I could work there during the summer auction
>She said that they finished the recruitment process
>This was probably due to the fact that all uni students are having their holidays and they could easily recruit closer friends to work there
Should I apply for this job this year? Do you think they will hire me again?