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I'm 35, I've got no life outside of my job and the internet and I'm changing jobs and city soon. I'll be in an alien place where I know no one. This makes me realize how empty my life is, while my siblings are married and getting kids. This terrifies me.
Where do I start to get my life back on track?
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>>16900854
get a nice recreational sports league. other than that I have no clue.
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>>16900854
>I'll be in an alien place where I know no one.
You just said you have no life outside of the Internet. This should not matter. It's a new opportunity to not be a shutin fuckup. Use meetup.com and city websites to determine what's going on in town, then go do it, Make friends. After making friends, you'll have the social confidence to meet girls. Get girlfriend. Get married if you want, who cares.
It all starts with you ceasing to be a shutin.
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>>16900854
i just wrote this >> No.16900000
holy shit just look at this get!
any way do you smock weed?
i allway fond people to hang out within days by looking for weed.
just ask people you might want to hang out with if they now where you can by weed works in every country on the planet...
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What's the point of her asking where you've been and if you had a hot date?
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she wants your dick in and around her mouth
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politeness and or curiosity
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>>16900850
Curiosity as to what?
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Whens a good time to text her back after getting her number?
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>>16900335
2 days
Go for coffee when you have time, not her. Nothing more
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>>16900341
But after 3 days is bad?
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>>16900335
Never because she is 2hot4u.
The number is probably fake anyway.
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I have this part-time job at a company. The job will only last for a few days. There is this guy who is here who says flirtish stuff (eg. asks me to guess his age after asking for mine, saying he likes to party, etc). I find him kind of hot. Should I flirt back a bit? He is 12 years older than me though and it's not like I am interested in getting laid.
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not unless you're comfortable with the possibility that he is interested in getting laid
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>>16899398
I think he is the type of person who flirts with every girl he comes across.
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>>16899398
/thread
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical act/moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely. Preferences differ.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.
>Brandon
Fuck off
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I'm 23 (male) and never dated. I've recently just moved on my own and have an actual job. Thing is, this job isn't what I want in five, six, years or so. There's some other stuff I'm pursuing and as a result, I'm focusing solely on those goals and I haven't ever given dating a though. Is this something you grow out of? I've always kept myself busy by focusing on a task.
I mean sure, I've thought about relationships, but never enough to where it captivates me. It's just like "oh, yeah, how about that?" and I just kinda shrug it off. The only thing is I'm kind of afraid of eventually opening up to the idea, but being much older without any sort of dating experience, like how to even go on a date, etc.
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>>16913277
I don't think there'd be any harm in going on dates, even if you don't plan to get a girlfriend. It'd give you something to balance out your life, and it might end up in a relationship. It'd get you out and meeting new people, not just girls, too.
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>>16913299
Well that's the thing is I don't even know how I'd get to that point. I don't go anywhere but to work or to the store. In the free time I do get, I've been working on some creative stuff and am looking to start some acting classes soon. I get so absorbed in what I'm doing, I'm going to end up being 65 before I even want to settle down. I know that's an exaggeration, but still. I can't force it either, you know?
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Girls.
What do tits feel like
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>>16909422
salty coins
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>>16909422
Bags of fat
Warm, soft, and better than a pillow.
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Junior psychiatrist here, will answer questions.
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Prefer to answer questions in regards to mental illness, general medicine, or advice on becoming a doctor, but I'm not super picky
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>>16893541
How'd you fail out of STEM and decide on pseudoscience?
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>>16893547
Not OP, but psychiatrists are physicians. You are thinking of psychologists.
>What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
>One is licensed to treat the patient.
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You know the drill. Ask away.
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boys why are you dicks
girls why are you sluts
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This is going to sound weird but. So I'm trying to turn my life around and escape loser-world. I'm one of the millions of creepy guys in their mid 20s whos never touched a girl but I'm actively trying to improve everything and have come a long way. Girls are starting to actually pay attention for the first time in my life.
Is it a good idea for an older virgin guy to pursue a single mom about his age?
Everyone's always saying "lower your standards". And they can't afford to ask for much either because... they're a single mom lol.
Are there any single moms on here? Do you have the patience to teach someone and put up with trying weird things and spaghetti.
I realize I'm not going to get a super amazing waifu girl. There are a couple moms in my neighborhood warming up to me who are at a similar age to me so.
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>>16907677
>Spaghetti
????
Does anyone else unironically get mad when women claim to be lonely?
I'm being dead serious here. Women will literally NEVER experience loneliness the way a man does. Women receive male attention literally 24/7 THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. And what's more, they get all this just by the fact that they exist. It's fucking ridiculous. Men bending over backward for you for no reason.
No, you stupid cunt, just because your ideal 15/7 Chad hasn't swept you off your feet yet doesn't mean you're lonely. These cunts would kill themselves if they had to spend one day as a man.
inb4 cuck white knights
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>>16904508
Stop exaggerating so much. It makes your argument weaker. You're essentially correct, but there are exceptions and the level of attention is much lower than what you claim.
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You're on the wrong board. This is /adv/
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>>16904522
Hell even /soc/ works better than here.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical act/moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely. Preferences differ.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.
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This is really silly but
>cute worker at a subway I go to
>want to get to know her
I'm adverse to trying to flirt with girls when they're at work for obvious reasons. Also its a subway so making an order takes all of 6 seconds, not much room for banter
Is there any way to make this work?
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>>16903652
"Hey, I think you're cute. Here's my number, drop me a call if you'd like to go out for a coffee sometime" (hand them a card or if she's at the cashier, just borrow a pen write your number on the back of something).
Short, succinct, non-intrusive and confidently gets your point across. If she's interested she'll call. If she's not, she won't.
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I gotta say, just asking the girl I got a crush on out was a pretty good confidence booster, even more so when she actually did come out with me.
When I was pondering whether or not to ask her, I realized that the worst thing that could really happen is just her saying no. That realization made the decision to ask her out so much easier.
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other one is dead. you know the drill.
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I hate you all
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My adult life is failing and I don't really care
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I've been feeling better lately, which is really nice.
I'll bake pizza for my family today, to celebrate. And also because pizza tastes good.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical act/moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely. Preferences differ.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
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Guys,
Have you ever been really embarrassed by a girl openly flirting with you? Assume she is decently attractive and not a total stranger.
Would you find that kind of personality intimidating, or would you prefer that a woman be the one to initiate contact like that?
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>>16900560
I might be a little nervous, but I wish more women initiated contact like that.
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Everyone ignores me over text, and it's painful as fuck. In person they're all buddy-buddy, but the moment I go digital I get no response. They log in continuously to hold other conversations, but they ignore anything I say.
I just don't get it. One girl even hits me up every once in a while, but completely drops conversation as soon as I reply.
What do I do? What is the magic trick to become more likeable over text? Guy here, by the way.
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I'm getting to that age where most women are divorced with kids. I absolutely refuse to raise another man's kids. Its nothing against the kids themselves and I know complicated situations happen but I just can't
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>>16903269
Yeah, you're a prissy little faggot and these women have had a life and have strength and know love like you'll never know.
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>>16903276
Pregnant at 16 huh?
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>>16903269
Well maybe you should do something about it before you get to that age?
>be the last of among buds and coworkers to finally land an asian gf
>now being told she doesn't count because "flips aren't real asians"
someone explain this bullshit
also which race among asians is considered the most attractive?
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My housemate is half Filipino (his dad is a fat white dude and his mum is a mail order) and he claims Filipino isn't asian. Convenient for us because we can shit talk azns without him getting offended.
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Kill yourself.
Failing that, look up orientalism and use it as your fetishist guide.
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>>16902918
White woman detected
Tomorrow, I have to lie to my boss about a mistake I've been making since I began working there (January). I will never make it again, but if he finds out I've been fucking up this whole time he could fire me. Advice? Tips?
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>>16902500
How bad is the mistake?
Best to come clean about it if it's not that serious
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>>16902500
Don't lie about it.
Admit your mistake, be honest, don't make excuses, and tell him that you won't do it again.
There's a chance he already knows that you've been making this mistake. If this is the case, he's looking for you to tell the truth.
You're risking getting fired no matter what. But if you lie, then you will continue to take that risk everyday, as he might find out you lied.
If you tell the truth, the risk vanishes.
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>>16902503
It's enough to fire me.