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I think did you should learn proper fucking English grammar and stop writing like an autistic 14 year old reddit browsing spastic Fuck off.

If you do this you really suck as a human being and your girlfriend deserves better. Dump her if you're not happy but she doesn't deserve that. To reiterate you are a worthless human being.

Fake and gay

Start fapping to big girls until it becomes hardwired.

I said that I like big girls. The main problem I have is with her hygiene. If she smells bad when we're fucking, it ruins it for me.

start fucking in the shower slowmo!

>>16895464
>Can someone really be in love with their significant other if they cheat on them constantly?

My Father had swing-relationships and "whores" all the way through his marriage with my mother, but I genuinely do believe my mother was his real 'love of life'. He did not respect my mother, but genuinely loved and cared for her.

>>16895477
I don't like the girl at all because she's cheated on him and I don't trust her, and I don't like his actions either. I really don't think they are a good fit. That's just my opinion though.

set these to aberrations on fire they are obviously an a miserable couple and a bad example to you and other kind hearted angels

You shouldn't care about BMI. It's a retarded backwards system that doesn't tell you shit.

>>16895452
Bmi should be a reference, not an actual measure of healthiness. On the extreme end you have tons of huge athletes who wouldn't pass because of how much muscle they have.

Personally, I think women with a little extra weight look fine af. If you and your boyfriend like it and it's not a health issue then just roll with it.

Statistically speaking people in the overweight category are healthier than people in the healthy weight category. It's a shit system that doesn't take into account body composition which is vastly more important than the number on your scale.

I wouldn't worry about a few pounds, especially if you and your bf like you THICKER

Show a picture of yourself?

Maybe you're a ghost.

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im in the same situation op.

sometimes i wonder if im just the most boring man alive.

>>16895393
Pineapple.

post gains, height, and weight

>>16895392
>Is it worth getting an associates degree in computer programming?
A bachelor's degree in CS would be better, but an associate's can be a good stepping stone toward that.

The thing about the job market is is that you can't just hack code, or worse, program by copypasta. Any fool van do that, and these are the jobs getting sucked up by outsourcing. To survive in the modern American programming job market, you have to actually git gud. Once you understand the basics, start contributing small fixes to open-source projects: this builds a portfolio that you can show to enployers. In time, work on something a bit bigger: it doesn't have to be huge, but it does need to be your own. Open-source that too, so you can put it in your portfolio.

This is not to say that everything you do should be open-source: only that everything you put in your portfolio should be. Closed-source projects are good feathers in your cap, but it's unwise to show closed-source code to potential employers. Put them on your resume if you have them, but don't call them part of your portfolio.

well really it's that the companies that would otherwise be hiring you at a normal rate would rather pay someone from another country a lower wage and pocket the difference.

I don't know that it's that wise to get into a services job where you're competing with a billion other people for a few scraps, but I'm not sure what the other options are, for any of us.

>>16895392
Google H1B in Tech

thank me later

>>16895386
Job first move second, dont go to florida be homeless, try to look online whos hiring, set interviews, dont just randomly go. Dont burn bridges at home

First, get a job. Save up enough money for at least 3 months worth of expenses. That probably means something like $3000. It might take you a few months to do - you need to be disciplined and legally spend nothing while you're saving. Do research - are there cheaper places to stay at night besides renting an apartment? You can look for an apartment AFTER you get a job.

You can make it happen,you'll just need to do some legwork yourself .

>>16895386
>and the whole house is covered in mold and shit like that so it's dangerous as fuck
Go and do some deep pit mining, or some steel fixing, or spend a year as an 0311 in Iraq. Then come back and see if you think your house that needs a bit of a spring clean is "dangerous as fuck".

I also want to add that I used to work 10 hours days just to cover that 2 hour gap and these two who keep asking are new. I feel guilty but I also feel "fuck 'em".

Tell them that you're on a night schedule and can't work on zero sleep. Say that you wouldn't ask them to work in the middle of the night, either. You can be assertive without being a jerk.

>>16895417
My boss just texted asking me to come in for a couple hours.

>any chance you could help out for a couple hour today?

idk what to do.

>>16895380
Go to the doctors and get a sick note, why not just email them?

>>16895380
>call them
>depending on who picks up, ask to speak to your boss
>explain what's going on
usually if it's 3 or more days, you'll need a doctor's note. most places are understanding though. i know how you feel though, i ended up not calling in today but i've got this weird cold that's stuffing up my head and it's giving me a pounding headache.

Well keep it simple, something along the lines of "Hi, this is Anon, I'm calling to say that unfortunately I won't be able to come in to work today because I'm not feeling very well." and go from there. If you're leaving a message, maybe you can add something like "If needed, call me back for more details" or whatever,

I'd suggest you call as soon as possible, if your boss needs to find someone to replace you, it gives them more time to do so.

Anyway, don't worry, I'm sure it will be fine. Everyone gets sick once in a while.

anyone?

There are people out there who are probably more worth putting money into.

>>16895378
Global rule #11- Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

If you ever have to ask to follow someone on social media, you're a gigantic faggot.

>>16895433
I want to follow woman, not man.

>>16895342

it boils down to what they'd be willing to do for you when it comes to friends. if you can call a friend at 4am and ask for a ride to the hospital and they do it instead of saying 'get a taxi' you know they're a good friend. even more so if they want to stay there all fucking day while they check if you got appendicitis.

family its a bit harder. instead of loyalty they may feel obligation. with family its more about how many extra curriculars they try to indulge in with you. do they not invite you to anything outside of the family/home life? my brother likes to plan hunting trips with me six months in advance so he knows ill be there. he sends me random text messages throughout the year. my dad has literally never called just to talk.

as for a girl, it depends. its kind of like wiht family. do they make an effort to be in your life, or do they just accept that they are a part of yours? as in, if you disappeared for a few days would they notice, reach out, perhaps plan something? it still isnt 100% guaranteed they have feelings, but its an interesting enough way to see.

>>16895353
Focusing just on non-romantic non-family friends, is there any way to tell without being in an extreme "I need a ride to the hospital at 4am" situations? Some social cue or mannerism maybe?

>>16895358

yes. if they seem annoyed by the things you do, then they probably arent into you.

sorry bud, nto sure what you're asking. im nto suggesting you fake an injury to get that hospital ride, its just the way a relationship develops. there comes a time when you need a favor, and they might be there to help you.

you can tell with little things like whether or not you are invited to the majority of friend events assuming you have a group. if not maybe how often they personally invite you as opposed to you inviting them

>>16895339
>The thing is, there's no way I could afford the child support, rent, and necessities while working part time .
Is moving back in with parents an option?

What do you want us to do?

ok

There is more to this story than you are admitting.

>>16895376
What do you mean? I live outside the US, I needed a letter of recommendation, they told me they sent it. The deadline of the application is approaching and I haven't received it yet.

There's no more to it really? I need to forge for this reason, the professor would of course say they wrote it because they actually did write and send me one, it just hasn't reached me in time.

>>16895328
yeah I cant help you but holy shit I remember this hell, professors are so fucking bad about letters of rec, almost got fucked for life because professors never got around to shit