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I'm interested in tantra but I don't know where to start. Are there any website or workshops in north east US that can help?

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I think I'm ready to leave 4chan
Any good sites you recommend, hopefully not to addicting/low usage
I would prefer not going back to something like Reddit since the people there are just as cancerous as here.
Idk site where oldfags go

Thank You.

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Killing myself in a month.

I hang out with people I dislike, I wear clothes that I wouldn't even look at and say things I don't really mean. I just wanted to have friends and be happy. Society taught me how to be successful but I'm not satisfied. I don't love my girlfriend - I have her because I don't want to be a loser.

My personality has died a long time ago - I no longer know what things I like and what do I want to do. I'm pretending to be an extroverted narcissist and it's extremely exhausting. It's more tiring than my job.

I'm scared about people's opinions of me. Every insult hurts even though I try to hide it. I can't do stuff like dancing or singing because I'm scared.

My body is a piece of shit - I managed to get fit but I still have a lot of acne and scars on my back. I have phimosis and there's no hope of losing virginity for me, even though I've already fingered my gf.

I'm extremely envious of other people. I can't endure the fact that someone might be more handsome or have more money. It hurts.

I might sound like an edgy teenager but I hate almost everything. People around me, media, music, movies, video games, programming, art, sports and my future. I'm embarrassed by the fact that I was born in Europe and I will always remain a peasant in foreigners' eyes. Pretending to be a different person made me hate everything I loved.

Is there any hope for me? I was thinking about moving to US but I'm scared of the fact that I will be a lonely yuropoor with bad english in a giant city full of americans.

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/adv/, I got some shit discipline. I rarely get the will to work out, when I don't do shit I'm lazy and lethargic as fuck and it's hard to me to start up. I almost missed the deadline to apply for graduation at my community college I lack discipline so much. I fap every day out of habit mostly, and I'm sick of being a couch potato.

I used to be incredibly high energy and I always did shit like working out and getting ahead on school. I am transferring out of my community college so I have one big thing going for me, but I'll be at a 4 year and I have to step my game up by the fall.

One improvement I have made is that I wake up early every day for school at 6:30, which does give me more energy and I never skip class like I used to, And I pay attention in class and shit.

BUT the second I come home it's like vegetable mode. I boot up the gaming PC and play arma or whichever game for hours, then I'll eat dinner and just fall asleep, and that makes me feel like a loser. Plus I've gotten kind of chubby so I really gotta get myself out of this weird funk. How can I do it?

It's super bad on weekends when my girlfriend is busy, I ain't got shit to do so I'm hardcore lazy mode. I want to be successful, hard working and be high energy like I used to, how can I kick myself in the ass about this?

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What are these? I only recently got them

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Does anyone here use Amazon Mechanical Turk? How much money can you make?

I'd like to make at least $250 each month through this alone. Is that doable?

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What would it take to get a girl to completely fall in love with you? to the point where they could not imagine living without you?

Any specifics?

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> Tired after lecture
> Meet female friend who is visibly ill
> She says that she doesn't feel well
> Mean to say: Yes, you don't look like you don't feel well, you should go home, make yourself a tea and take a rest
> But accidentally say: Yeah, you really look fucked up (...you should really go home, make yourself a tea and go to bed)
> Before I can finish my sentence she storms off pissed at me
> Instantly realise mistake and I run after her and want to apologise
> Doesn't listen
> Other female friend who witnessed everything tells me not to worry (she might be on her period or something)
> Hear from other friend a week later that she is still doesn't want to hang out with me and we currently don't get along.

These kind of misinterpretable phrases sometimes happen to me. I understand that people may get insulted (especially girls).
It just happens and i don't know why.

I have tried thinking thoroughly before every sentence I speak, but that becomes very very tedious over time. I mostly end up overthinking it and just not saying anything.

>How to avoid such phrases and making people angry.
>Why can some people get away with saying such things as a gag and not get bad reactions?
> also how to avoid casual swearing?

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I dont last long in bed... how do I keep an erection for more than 20 seconds

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A female friend of mine has been in a relationship for about 6 years. For the past few months the relationship was a dead end and it was draining her mentally. She tried to break-up a few times but she always felt sorry for breaking the guy's heart and either never went through with it or they broke up for like a couple of days before getting together again.

It has come to the point where it's getting on my nerves because she is in a foul mood almost every time i see her and she has stopped doing much from the stuff she enjoyed trying to "mend things". For the past month she has been getting progressively worse , even breaking down and crying a few times according to her brother.

I was subtly dodging the subject whenever it came up but at this point i am pretty much fed up with the situation. What should i say to her?

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My girlfriend of 3 months still misses her ex boyfriend...
We started dating shortly after they "broke up" because he "cheated on her" but here's the thing. They were never really dating. They were best friends with benifits and when he got a girlfriend they stopped being friends. Ever since we started dating all she does is complain about how she "misses him" and how she "wants to talk to him again" and it's been months and the still hasn't moved on. All we do is fight about it and at one point she even said he made her happier that I do. What do we do? She won't get over him and it's really damaging our relationship. Even her mom said at one point she thinks "I'll get hurt." so how can we resolve this without breaking up because neither of us want to break up but I can't take this much longer her going on about how much she misses him and how happy she used to be. What can we do?

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I'm currently a comp engineer major and I realized that I don't really like it.
As of now I'm halfway through my freshman year of college.

I still want to do engineering but I don't know what branch to pick.
I want to work in the med field, or anything related to it.

I'm deciding between Biomed eng, chem eng, and mech eng.

If I go down the biomed and chem route, I'll have to make up classes during the summer but I want to have a free summer.

But if I go down the mech eng, I won't be that behind, and can make up the following classes next quarter.

I'm leaning towards biomed eng but I heard its not that good.

So what should I pick?
Chem eng? Biomed eng? or Mech eng?

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Hello /adv/, I'm looking for a little guidance on an issue just so I can stop debating it in my head. This is a scenario that's happened a couple times in the past week and I'm wondering if it means anything.

So, I'll be just hanging out with a group of people of both genders (I'm a male) and we'll be just holding a conversation like normal people do. And sometimes when someone else is talking I'll just glance around at the other people in the room to see what they're doing (normal, yeah?) and I'll see that one of the girls in the group is like staring at me, and it's not like they're looking through me, they're looking at me. I make eye contact and they keep looking and it makes me uncomfortable so I then look somewhere else.

This has happened multiple times from different girls in entirely different groups of people. What does it mean? I've been told I'm an attractive guy before but I don't really think I warrant mirin.

I figure it's probably all in my head but sometimes you need an outside perspective (preferably from a female).

Thanks

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Be me.
Got a college interview for Media Art & Design.
The interview requires a portfolio that "demonstrates drawing skills".

How much should I be putting in this?
Do I only put in the best of the best or do I throw in rough sketches along with the best?

I've spent the last ten years treated like shit for not being a partying-hard boozed & drugged-up social media junkie material douche in both high school and my apprenticeship, getting this course will literally be the first step of me choosing to live the life I want and love.

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GET HIGH OFF TIRE CLEANER?

Lads,
I'm a criminal defense attorney. I'm going over some discovery today and my client is alleged to have gotten high off a TS2 Tire Shine product.

Has anyone ever heard of someone seeking out wheel/tire cleaner to get high? Is this the new computer duster or something?

A quick Google search showed zero evidence of tire cleaner being sought out for it's high. So that's when I turned to FORCH.

Thanks in advance desu.