I hope it has elves.
Oh my god, I completely forgot Questionable Content existed.
>>16918397
Play Tinder, it doesn't have elves but the gameplay mechanics are pretty easy to learn and the userbase is huge.
>>16918399
I bet in real life, the creator doesn't look as girly as the character and probably barely passes as a woman.
If she calls you sweet, does that mean you're in the friendzone?
How are we supposed to know?
>>16918357
Not necessarily, a lot of other things come into play
>>16918357
It depends. Is that all she has to say?
If so then yes. The same can be said if she says "he's a nice guy"
I've been friends with this girl for almost a year.
We've basically become best friends and I've developed feelings for her. She flirts too and likes to be alone with me and stuff.
The problem is... she has a boyfriend.
He is the opposite of me and is the most boring person you'll ever meet. She sticks with him but obviously prefers everything with me. I don't know, will she leave him? What could be the reasons for still being with him? Is she afraid to leave the relationship or have one on the side, or am I being friendzoned? Help plx
>>16918056
those are typically the worst kind of girls. you are either friend zoned right now, or she's trying to decide if you're an upgrade over her current bf
lets say she does dump him and you two start dating, don't you think she might pull this shit on you?
>>16918056
that's not a girl, that's matt zuckerberg
>>16918064
please
I'm at a party, minding my own business, and this girl starts chatting me up. We share a few jokes, and I introduce myself "Hi, I'm anon" and I put out my hand out to shake hers, just as courtesy. She responded as pic related. I didn't think anything of it, but according to one of my friends you don't do that to a girl you're trying to flirt with.
Is shaking a girls hand when introducing yourself really THAT bad? I just thought it was common courtesy to do that when meeting someone.
>>16917912
It's literally not a big deal at all. Maybe she's just bad at handshakes.
Don't be an aspie about it but a casual handshake is totally chill
Unless conducting business, I don't shake hands with men.
Learn some gender roles.
>>16917915
Good. I didn't think it was bad at all, but my friend said "Dude you're such a fucking idiot" and I started rethinking that and thinking "Holy fuck he's right."
>>16917916
What are you even on about?
How would a female get bigger boobs without the use of surgery/hormones/having a kid?
You don't but you can do squats to improve dat ass and make up for it
Boys don't really care about boobs anyway
guys, how can i get more intelligent without learning?
anyone know a good way to lose weight? my only requirements are that i wont eat healthy and i wont exercise. suggestions?
I've known this girl for about 8 years, but not super closely... over the past year or so, we've really turned up the banter, we occasionally drink together, we're pretty active with each other on Facebook.
We like a lot of the same things, get along really well, and she's pretty cute. Over the past few months I've been wondering if we'd be a fit actually dating, or if our casual friendship is enough. We've joked about it, and my friends who see us together all think there's something there, but I haven't really cared enough to pursue it.
Before it's brought up, I don't think we're close enough for me to be "friendzoned," but I definitely don't think she'd be expecting me to ask her out ever, and "asking her out" formally seems weird and doesn't seem to fit into our style.
How should I approach this?
>>16917674
Decide if you want to date her and then act appropriately for that decision.
>>16917698
this. best advice you will get.
>>16917698
>>16917700
Alright, for the sake of argument let's assume I do want to date her. What then?
Why do guys only change when you leave?
I was dating this guy for 3 years, I loved him he was just too unmotivated, we'd only ever watch movies and play games towards the end of the relationship, I asked him to change his ways so many times but he didn't and I left.
I seen photos of him recently and he looks really good, like he's been living at the gym or something, he's actually playing at open mics (he only ever used to play music in his room when no one was home) and apparently he's been learning Jiu Jitsu and hes in competitions for it now, why couldn't he do all this for me when I was with him?
I thought he was doing it to get me back so I messaged him and essentially he just told me to go fuck myself and called me a shallow pig for messaging him "now that [he] has muscles"
>>16917645
You probably dragged him down. Whats the one constant in all your failed relationships?
Honestly it was probably a kick in the butt when you left. Probably kick started him to get things done. People don't do unless they're motivated, guess the break up was his motivation.
>Why do guys only change when you leave?
Why do women think men are projects that have to be "improved"
I can't afford a gym pass but I want to gain muscle mass what are my options?
6'0
170 lbs
not toned
Push ups.
Squats. (Buy some free weights)
High protein diet.
>>16917518
download a program like p90x, and follow it strictly. its mostly body weight routines. just go slow isntead of fast, as that will help muscle growth as opposed to calorie burning.
essentially though its push ups and pull ups and squats.
>>16917532
thanks
how much does a set of free weights cost?
Shower at night or in the morning
>>16917480
Morning.
>>16917480
Morning.
And again at night if you had a heavy day/went to the gym.
Both, you filthy fuck.
I really want to stop jerking off as often as I do (once or twice daily) or completely. I have tried this before but I have absolutely no self control and can barely make it a day without fapping.
What are some steps I need to take to achieve this goal?
When u want to fap, look up gay porn. Its an instant boner killer
>>16916983
Find a woman to jerk you off with her hands or mouth or tits or vagina or ass instead.
>You don't want to cum on my titties anon?
There are very opposite viewpoints in the thread, and people gave reasons as to why the people with the other viewpoint is biased.
>>16913551
>>16916903
Are you actually asking for advice on advice on /adv/?
>>16916911
Yes, because that thread is confusing with polarised point of views. It is more confusing when both sides give reasons as to why they are biased.
People just like to paint things black-and-white or come out with some convictions that are dubitable when held up against the reality of human life. A lot of people on here are also very young.
You have to ask yourself if the ultimate outcome of an action should be the only determinant in judging its merit, and what exactly that means in regards to a romantic relationship.
Let's say you meet someone, get into a relationship with them. The relationship lasts three years, and then you have a painful breakup. Was it good or bad to enter that relationship in the first place?
Let's say you enter a relationship, and the other person dies in a random accident after two years. Would that be better or worse than the first option?
Let's say you enter a relationship. You go on to marry and have children. After 16 years, you go into divorce, have an messy breakup with teenage children and court and division of assets and what else. How many happy years justify the bad ones? Or does the existence of children mean everything was worthwhile?
There's fairly thin grounds on which to classify this kind of human interaction. If the only good relationship is the one that lasts until simultaneous death, or lasts a number of decades until the death of one person, or perhaps ends in a Hollywood-esque mutual understanding and frolicking on a green field, then it's very difficult to find that and get it right in one go - predicting that this will be the case in one go.
In my opinion, the only really sensible rule in human relationships can be emotion and will. If you feel an emotion, and if you have the will to follow it. Personally, I'd rather be hurt immensely and feel soul-devouring pain instead of spending my limited existence trying to perfect imperfection until I still die like any other fucker. Allowing the chance for failure, or the fear of it, to completely dictate one's actions just leads to paranoid paralysis.
>Back in high school
>Girl whose daddy is a lawyer and mommy runs a bank decides she doesn't like me
>Starts a rumor that I'm gay
>Goes out of her way to make life hell for me for years
>Fast forward to college
>She's using adderall, ritalin, vyvance etc as a study aid
>Gets heavily addicted to amphetamines
>Can't afford them anymore
>Switches to meth
>Drops out
>Fast forward further
>After work
>Spot someone familiar looking standing on a corner shortly after rush hour
>Isn't that....?
>It is!
>Roll up
>She visibly cringes as she leans into the window and recognizes me
>Doesn't walk away though
>Ask her how much
>$10 for her mouth, $20 for her pussy, $50 for her ass
>Give her $10 and pull into empty parking lot
>Bust in her mouth
>Come by the next day
>Bring a $20 this time
>It becomes a habit
>Mon-Thurs I come by during lunch with $10, and during rush hour with $20 to have some fun while waiting for traffic to clear
>Every Friday I bring $50
>Started taking her to a hotel room to spend the night with me a one Saturday a month
>Now I do it every week
>Did the math
>I'm going to blow over $10k on her over the course of a year
Not sure what to do.
>>16916778
that cheap?
she must be hideous
>>16916789
Not hideous, just very desperate. She hasn't worn clothes this nice in a looooong time though.
>>16916778
Brother, I can't say that I can really condone these kind if actions. I just can't see the appeal in revenge sex, and the fact that she's on the streets as a hooker saddens me, to be honest.
Sure she was a terrible person to you, but I would try to help her out, get her off drugs, and at least try to get her back on her feet.
Do her parents even know she's like this? If not I'd try and get in contact with them, because if they are as wealthy as you claim, then they most likely could afford to get her treatment, if they cared to.
How can I stop being attracted only to 2D?
I bet you've got some more more pressing problems you should be focusing on.
>>16916521
My life's actually going pretty well at the moment.
I got married and still am mostly just attracted to 2d
Barely have sex in real life ever...
What's so great about NEET life exactly? I was a NEET for a year after dropping out of uni and it was fucking awful. Time felt like a blur, my motivation and discipline dropped like a stone, and it extended to video games and anime, too. By that I mean when you can just have your entertainment whenever you want, it loses it's value and you get tired of it fast. Even when I was working a shitty retail job I still saved up and life felt like it was moving.
What do so many people see in NEET life, and why do NEETs constantly brag about it on other boards?
Probably because they're either trying to make themselves feel better about being the most useless members of society, or they genuinely believe that they're superior to others. Not mutually exclusive, btw.
>>16915914
This
>>16915914
This guy right here. They're delusional and trying to make themselves feel better.
I'm currently a NEET of 1 year 1 month and I'm fed up. Depression and laziness took hold andI'm feeling exactly like you described. About to snap each boring day and looking for any mcjob.
Dunno how people do it for more than a year. Had a buddy NEET it up for three and I'd go mad doing that shit. I'm already going crazy with what little spending money from savings I have. I try not to care about others opinions but when you literally say "I don't do anything" there's that moment where you realize you're pretty much being looked down on.
Is it possible for a man to get into a stable relationship with a woman who's into BDSM and can dominate me or am I just fucked up and that's only something in porn.
Anything is possible, but are you ready to get slapped in the dick?
>>16915706
I'm not into dick slapping if that question is literal
>>16915699
bump