I want a big family, how can I reasonably get one in the modern world?
I'm 24, male, white, good with money. Single and willing to move anywhere to make this happen.
Find bitch
Bang bitch multiple times
Remember to forget protection
/thread
It's really difficult to do this monogamously. You'd basically have to keep a girl aged 18-23 consistently pregnant for 12 years. If you start any older than that you start risking birth defects.
Become a Mormon, Catholic, or Southern Baptist.
I've had a crush on a girl for over a year and decided to tell her that.
She responded that it's difficult for her to feel the same way, because she doesn't know me well enough and has reservations about people in general. She says I'm smart and good-looking and thus far she sees no reason why she couldn't eventually fall for me. I agreed that it was premature of me but I had to break the news because I was losing my mind and couldn't stop thinking about her. After that comment, her messages have been containing more smiley faces than before.
It's not like we barely know each other, we've met 6 times and have been chatting for a year. It's certainly not much, but her first response left me feeling like she has no feelings for me. I think something should've emerged by now if there was any real chance of us being together. The smiley faces made me feel hopeful though.
I was still thinking of giving up on her. Not cutting contact, I like her as a friend, I'll just be actively seeking to shift my romantic focus elsewhere. Thing is, I'm 22 and a virgin, lived for years as a NEET in my mom's basement, barely going outside. I had absolutely no reason to do that, there was just a big setback in my life when I was 18 which made me take a break from everything and that kind of escalated. I moved on my own recently, got a job, went back to school, picked up new hobbies and have been participating in social events. I've met a bunch of girls and made some friends too. The next logical step would probably be to have sex. I know a few potential fuckbuddies. I actually sort of went out on a date with one. I think I'll arrange a second one with a premeditated vitamin D injection. There's no reason to wait any longer to have your first time be "worth the wait" with someone special, right?
Maybe she wants to like you but can't.
If I like a guy I usually know after about 2 months of knowing him and talking to him regularly.
>>16929194
There are so many fish in the sea that there's no reason why you should wait two years to lose your virginity to any girl.
>>16929221
I think that's effectively what she told me. She sees plenty of reasons to like me but it just hasn't clicked, "yet". I wonder how I could find out for sure though. She's coming over for a weekend sometime this or next month. We've always met in public before so that could turn out to be interesting.
life keeps telling me to smoke weed, what do I do? I genuinely want to quit, but the universe just won't let me.
>interest rate 49.250%
you should kill yourself if that's yours.
>>16929186
it isn't that bad?
>>16929178
What kind of credit card has a 49% interest rate?
My boyfriend's bros like to invite me over along with my bf and we all chill and drink and talk. Not all the time, but at least like three times a month. Boyfriend has his own bro time with them too.
BF and I have been together for 6 years, so I am kinda considering all of us friends (granted, I know if bf and I ever ended, they probably wouldn't talk to me).
But it's really chill and nice and we all get along and have fun. My boyfriend and I rarely have issues.
However, I noticed a lot of the time, they do talk a lot of crap about each other's girlfriends. I mean, from their side, the girlfriends do a lot of petty semi-crazy stuff. So I can see why they are upset by some of these things.
I like to hang out with them, but in the back of my head, I wonder what they say about me when I'm gone. I've never done anything horrible to bf. Never disrespected his friends in any ways. So I like to assume I am safe, but is complaining/talking shit about your friend's girlfriend just a normal part of guys hanging out together?
I don't know why, but I just feel slightly anxious over what they think of me. And I know I could never ask. They have whole-heartedly welcomed me. I've always been fairly tomboyish and can keep up with them (beer pong, darts, smoking, etc.).
I'm starting to be invited to more "bro night" activities with bf and his friends. Like even when their girlfriends are not around, they still invite me to come with bf. But I'm just worried that they say the total opposite about me when I'm not around.
Men, women, anyone, do you think that them inviting me to do stuff means they genuinely approve of me?
they hate you and one of these times they're all gonna gangrape you
>>16929173
even my boyfriend?
>>16929181
i think you should try and forget about it, OP.
do they invite any of the other chicks to come out? i think the fact that they go out of their way to invite you to hang with them shows that they're cool with you.
This page is full of assholes. They fantasize with weird things with created animals of they. Ha, the hackers are talking seriously about delete this shit. In one week this page will be story.
K
Can I have some of your drugs? Weeds taking too long to be delivered, and your drugs sound much better.
i'm talking about e621
I intend to move to the us in a few years so I want to ask you what use my law degree from another country has in in the US. I speak 4 languages and law is really my passion but I want to move there because I met someone I love and we want to be closer.
Thanks
hate to say it but immigrating into the US unless you have a spouse or family that is already a US citizen is extremely difficult, give this chart a look over for a reality check
to get a work permit you'd need to have an offer of employment from a US employer and he would have to be so desperate to hire you that he's willing to go through the hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of processing it takes to get you in. He would also need to prove that he attempted to get an American for this job but was unable to, its basically impossible.
>>16929109
We're actually getting married soon. We've been together for 3 years long distance. He's been coming to my country and I've been going to the U.S 2x/year.
scots law degrees are not admissible to the bar in most US states if that's what you're asking
Someone help me please, I've been in a fetal position for the past hour crying listening to pseudo 90s music
I'm an isolated college senior, I haven't been at home longer than a couple weeks for longer than 5 years. All my friends graduated and moved on with their lives and forgot about me
I keep getting pumped and dumped my girls on tinder who date me fuck me and never talk to me again
I've been reading the Redpill and /pol/ and I feel like everything I lived has been a lie... That our society has been on a trail of fucked up for so long and I'm just figuring it out
I've been listening to vaporwave music to bring back the 90s nostalgia i had a s a kid and it seriously makes me want to kill myself in a weird way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc5Y5ckee8o
I sleep all the time between classes to suppress my depression and my adhd meds. Not a day goes by where I don't think of killing myself. I'd smoke weed and drink my problems away but I don't even have money for that
I feel so alone, my life is moving too fast, I want everything to go back to the way it was when I was a 7 year old kid
Why the fuck did I have to wake up now???
Does life get better in your 30s? Or am I just in store for repeated heartbreak and isolation until the day I die?
it sounds like you need to find some more friends anon, before looking for a girl on tinder. fuck buddies like that aren't gonna help you slow down your life and feel like you're happy with what you're doing. Are you seeing a counselor along with the meds? They can help you better than any of us could
Have you tried to see a therapist?
>>16929104
I've been seeing a therapist for the past 6 months once a week.
I went from being in willful ignorance of my mental issues to now being self-aware and horrified at what I see.
Hey /adv/,
I just got a new job in the city, where i have to walk around a lot. I'm pretty chill with this job, no real complaints, but I did develop some pretty bad blisters due to just walking around in sneakers that were a bit too snug.
Been soaking them shits in Epsom Salt, covering them in padded bandaids, and got most of them to naturally go away. But three of them still remain, and they're on the large side and pretty noticeable without shoes on.
Normally, I'd just keep on with this, but I do have a slight problem.
I'm supposed to go fuck a dude tomorrow morning. This is a guy I regularly have been fucking for 3 years now, fwb title, so we're pretty open about our hanging out sessions being about just fucking.
So, do any of ya'll have over night blister remedies?
I would normally just say fuck it, wear some heels, and just not take them off, but they're pretty full and I don't want them to pop by wearing something that might cause friction.
I guess I also have to note that he's not into feet, or blistering for that matter. It's just more of a self-conscious thing.
Pic related, but not mine.
You look gorgeous
Just go fuck him you skank ;)
>>16929063
>Pic related, but not mine
But thanks, dude.
As a guy, I wouldn't care, and I don't think the vast majority of us would.
If it'd make you feel better, you could casually mention it if you guys are shooting the shit ("It's been a shitty week, I've got these blisters form work..."), but it's really not a big deal.
How do I reconcile the constant urge to be alone with the need for belonging and acceptance? My subconscious is constantly sabotaging my efforts for companionship.
Coming to terms with the fact that you may need to be your own best company, or to find friends that don't mind your occasional absence.
It's not your subconscious sabotaging you, it's who you are. Either deny the urge to be alone, or go with your flow and learn to be happy in isolation if you really find it that difficult to find a balance.
>>16928979
We need to go deeper.
Why do you have the urge to be alone? Or what do you think it may be?
PersonallyPersonally, I believe it's not an "urge" as you mention it and more of a preference, maybe just maybe, you just need to find the right people to hang out with.
So question. We are in a chapter 13 bankruptcy and we want to deposit a large amount without the bank knowing, if we deposit it in the bank, will the other bank tattle on us to our bank?
>>16928958
Yes. Eventually your bankruptcy case manager will find out and seize the funds or any assets you bought with them.
>>16929793
this. its just a question of how long it takes.
the point of bankruptcy protection is to show all of your assets to the government and that it can't possibly match up to the debts owed in a resonable amount of time so that the government works with your debtors
the government gets mad when you lie to them.
whats the money from? whats it for?
Do not put it in a bank!!! You don't get any interest these days anyway. Get a home safe.
My therapist thinks it's bad I prefer masturbation to sex. I don't have a partner, so I'm not neglecting anyone. They want me to stop. I only do it once every couple days. Why do they care so much? What's the big deal?
Probably a personal opinion against it that is interfering with their professionalism.
If it's really only once every couple days then there's absolutely no harm in it. It is possible to get addicted to it but that's not enough to really cause it. If it becomes more than once a day then it's becoming a problem.
Unless your therapy sessions are only a few minutes long, you probably could have found that out from your therapist.
So this is either nofap bait, or you need a new therapist because it sounds like you're incapable of communicating with them. Which is sort of what therapy relies on.
>>16928952
Male or female?
Sup /adv/
Im going to college in a couple of months and I'm gonna get a new computer because mine is old. because I'm a gamer and since I haven't been in the market for like 5 years- Should I get a high end laptop for gaming and work, OR a cheap laptop for work and a nice desktop for games?
Desktop for games, laptop for shool. Nothing else is worth it
>>16928959
Thanks man
>>16928920
Cheap laptop and Good desktop. The trend is moving towards external GPUs so eventually your crappy laptop will be able to run high end games anyways.
It's nearly 2:30 on a weekday that happens to be my birthday, and nobody has wished me a happy birthday on facebook yet. I've triple checked that people can post on timeline, that my birthday is visible, that nothing's hidden or anything. Just everybody's decided not to post anything.
How unreasonable is it for me to crack the shits at people over this, bc I'm pretty mad right now.
Happy birthday you glorious faggot
Happy Birthday
Shit happens man
Hey man, don't let something so small affect you so greatly. Happy birthday, and I hope everything works out!
Newfag here, dunno where else to ask, assumed here 'cus 'Advice' but the was wondering how to show in a reply in my threads that I am the OP? Can't find anything in the Rules or FAQ... Help?
>>16928881
Tripcode is the only provision for this on boards that don't have IDs. Don't worry too much about it.
So what would one do? I see in threads that the op has OP next to his no.
>>16928908
That's just to signify replies to the OP. Click the post number in the OP. Click the post number in mine here. Type some bullshit if you want and hit submit.
Any advice for someone about to start EMT-B classes in hopes of later being a paramedic?
>>16928849
hey OP, I'm an EMT
where do you live and were you hoping to pursue this in a professional or volunteer capacity?
>>16928871
Hi, thanks for responding. I live in Kentucky. Around Lexington.
I'd like to be a professional but might also volunteer with the local fire department on the side.
I'll be doing my EMT class at a local community college.
>>16928893
ok well my experience may not be as relevant to you since I don't know the situation with KY EMS so you should really ask your instructor about that but where I work in NY just outside of NYC your options are to work for a private EMS agency which either do a mix of 911s and medical transports (though with most, but not my company, they wont let you do 911s right away) or agencies that strictly do medical transports only, or working 911s in the city itself under the auspices of the FDNY. Lots of people I work with are volunteer firefighters on the side as well and some even volunteer with volunteer ambulance corps though god only knows why.
Do you have any idea who you want to work for and what the deal is with them? I'd do your research because a lot of professional EMS agencies really do not have their shit together at all and unfortunately treat and pay EMTs like shit.
Anyway as for your class my advice is just to read the book, study hard, and try not to stress too much. I was working when I went through EMS school so it was difficult for me to really put in the hours to get the knowledge locked in, rather than just know enough to get by which was unfortunate but I made it through. All you need to do is commit yourself to the end and you'll make it, its really not that hard, and I've been told that NY's test is one of the most difficult.
Btw you say you want to be a medic, that's great, but I would advise against going to medic school until you have atleast a year as a 911 EMT but ideally closer to 3. ALS is nothing without a solid foundation of BLS.
If you had any specific questions please ask.