So I hear/read people making fun of the the whole "it's the motion in the ocean" bit about dick size.... Does the motion count or not??
I get it, bigger dicks are more fun to look at and feel better as long as he's not destroying your cervix or ripping your vagina apart from the inside aliens....
but is there REALLY nothing to this "motion in the ocean" shit? Because literally every girl I've been with has told me:
>No one moves like you.
I used to take pride in it. I'm starting to feel lied to.
>>16929663
It has been actually proven, several times, that a man can please a woman with almost any size dick(almost, if your 2 or 3 inches hard I don't know what to say)
Yes, motion, skill, emotional connection and just straight up passion all factor into it.
Do big dicks help? Somewhat, but it is far from a requirement. Have a little more faith in your Sexual partner(s), usu as lly they will be honest with you
>>16929663
A research proved that women's orgasm is mostly emotional.
There was a case where a barren elderly woman went to the hospital and no one could take her urine sample because they could not locate her urethra.
Turns out her vagina is actually her urethra and below it was an actual vagina with intact hymen. Her husband has been fucking her in the wrong whole for almost a century and she NEVER complained about sex, just that they couldnt have children.
They stayed in a satisfying relationship until they died of old age.
>>16929745
>A research proved that women's orgasm is mostly emotional.
then why do so many women orgasm while being raped?
>be with a girl
>while we're chatting she says to get creative with the dirty like name calling
>we talk, we drink, we smoke
>finally things are getting hot and heavy
>while making out she scratches my back
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>about to make my move on the name calling
>as I pin her arms to the bed I say in my best growly and sexy voice I say "Quit scratching me you fucking ass kitten."
>she laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
>until she left
Do you think I still have a chance with her?
>>16929613
>ass kitten
Oh my goodness.
>>16929613
Did she start laughing, push you away, and walk out the door?
What actually happened?
If a girl made me laugh like that it would probably kill the mood but I would love her all the more for it. Other people hate humor during sex.
It all depends on the person she is. Own it. Call her an ass kitten when you ask her out next time.
Okay, so I'm going to make this as short as possible.
-Matched girl on tinder
-I'm a uni student studying biochem
-She works for Jiffy and she's not educated
-She lives on her own
-She sends me a snapchat of her tits after we chat for a while
-I get excited and we sext
-End up calling on the phone to have phone sex
-She claims that she has never came before
-I manage to make her cum for the first time on the phone
-She wants to meet up on Saturday to fuck
-She says she has condoms and lube, etc.. I always bring my own to avoid people from tampering with them
Does her claiming to have never cum before seem fishy? Also her claiming to have condoms fishy too? Do you think she could be trying to trap me and get her pregnant? I want to get my PhD and not be stuck with a kid.
>>16929540
>sexts and nudes within 1 week
>has "never ever cum and wow you made me just from the phone alone!"
I think she's a slut and you're retarded for letting her bullshit get to you, she's probably said that same line to tons of other guys she tries to hook up with.
I honestly don't buy her bullshit, but do you think it's just too high risk?
And I'm book smart, but sometimes socially retarded.
My mother is bipolar and denies to receive treatment. She's at the stage when she cries for no reason, or starts yelling for almost anything and gets triggered super fast. She can't be rationalized and worse, she now claims everything she says is 100% fact, which is not because she also tends to forget a lot of stuff.
My father agrees with me and my sister but he's pretty submissive and I think part on what made it worse was due to dad just letting her roll, since he would do anything to calm then, and let her do whatever.
Anyhow, is there a way I can get her treatment before she goes to the path of no return? At least an psychologist appointment would be good, my dad suggested me to have an argument with him, and him telling me I should go to a psychiatrist (which my mom always suggest since I never agree to what she says and thinks I hate her), and tell the psychiatrist before hand to pretend she's treating me but instead treating my mother.
Does it sound good? This is really breaking the family, and man we all want to get this fixed.
You can't "fix" other people's behavior, ever.
Most I can recommend is getting family therapy even if it doesn't involve her; the rest of you (you, dad, sis) might be able to cope better.
But do NOT, I repeat NOT, expect to ever to change against her will. It will just make her more stubborn, I assure you from personal experience.
>>16929585
But the doctor we inquired about it told us that the best way to fix her behaviour is through an intervention or an indiret approach, but if you're talking from experience I guess we have to think about it.
Thanks.
>>16929597
Well, I'm not a professional. I'm flattered you're going with my opinion, but he has incomparably more experience with these things.
Now, he could be a shitty shrink (and there's tons of those), so at least consider a family therapist without her. You three might be at least able to sort things out between each other and help each other out better. (I think the pro term is "support network".
i dont know what to do anymore. ive been a complete asshole at school and everybody hates me. i want to dig myself out of this hole but i cant. any suggestions
Turn 18
>>16929527
thats in 5 years
inb4 too young for 4chan
>>16929502
Speak only when spoken to. Be polite and courteous. Smile and wait it out.
>sitting and sketching during professor's lecture
>qt behind me compliments my sketch at the end of class and we talk for a few minutes about drawing
A-Are we married now?
I don't know how these things work
she may be interested she may not
go talk to her you fucking sperg
She wants your D
And by D I mean Drawing
>>16929433
How the FUCK do I talk to girls? She's sitting by her friends all the time too like how do you even do this? I'm being honest here this flummoxes me to no end
Hot girl, sends me a snapchat with the promposalday filter. Ignored it because I thought she was joking. She wasn't. Its been a week. What to do /adv?
>>16929406
I'm a senior 18 shes a junior 17.
Well if it's one week ago and you haven't talked to her she probably took it as a rejection and moved on
>>16929406
Say you didn't take it seriously because you thought she was out of your league, I guess. There's no surefire way to fix something like this.
I'm going to be graduating soon and I'll probably never see the girl I have a crush on. I kind of just want to get it off my chest and tell her that she's literally the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life. is this okay to do? if so how would I do it?
It's a great idea to ask the girl out and see how that goes, but it's NOT a great idea to pour your soul out to her and tell her she's "the cutest girl you've ever seen in my life."
The former will almost certainly get you a date. The latter will almost certainly get you a weird look.
>>16929392
You definitely want to let her know. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere, at least you won't live in regret thinking about what could've been.
>>16929507
>>16929451
How do I say this?
Hey Im from the USA and have 2 german backpacker girls staying at my house for a while. They are out of my league so hookup isn't realistic. But in Germany saunas are mixed gender and nude....so if I hire out a sauna and act casual like "hey lets do a sauna" is that a good plan to get them naked or will they be too aware that the rest of the world wears clothes in the sauna ?
>>16929370
>They are out of my league
no they arent. they are staying at your house ffs dude. Just pick one you like and sneak in at night, what are they gonna do ? scream ?
>>16929370
They'll see through it immediately. Women know what men want. Now that's only a problem for you if they don't also want it.
just hide a camera in the bathroom you stupid creep.
Why am I unable to comprehend or remember pages that I have just read? If I'm quizzed on the details or even the general ideas of what I just read, I'm unable to answer correctly. I don't know why it's taken me this long to discover this. It's probably because all reading comprehension tests I've taken at a high school level and lower have all had the reading material present when answering the questions about the material, so I could just scan the material for the answer to each question. I need to figure out what's wrong with me before I consider college, because this seems like a major impairment.
If I'm, for example, reading up on a programming problem, I'm able to comprehend what I'm reading, although very slowly, because I already have some context and understanding of the basic ideas behind what I'm reading. But, if I'm reading completely new material (right now I'm trying to read "A Mind For Numbers" by Barbara Oakley), it flies right over my head. I can read a page and then ask myself what I just read, and I have no idea.
Does this sound familiar to anybody here and if so have you been diagnosed with something?
Happens to me, when I read history, it takes me a while to actually process and understand the info.
>>16929337
SQ3R
>>16929337
You might just be stupid. If you don't understand what you read, you won't remember it. You can probably compensate by working harder. Good luck.
I think I come here, and 4chan as a whole, to get bothered by people and annoyed by their shitty opinions. I get some sick satisfaction from arguing with people who don't share my viewpoint.
I'm a really affable, normal guy in real life, and everyone says I'm the last person they ever see angry. Why do I do this here?
>Why do I do this here?
It's anonymous you dumbass and there are no repercussions for anything you say here. Do your friends also tell you you're a moron because you lack any common sense or logical thinking to realize this on your own?
>see what I just did
>>16929391
i'm more impressed he dusted of the Noid.
Midlife crisis, op?
>>16929721
Can't avoid the Noid breh
Got new weed and now I'm happy, is it better than last time guys? I made a post a while back I'll show u what I got the first time, but this time supposedly i got 2 grams of lemon trainwreck from my friend. She's my middleman and I paid $30 for 2 grams, last time I paid $15 for 1. This new shit is dank as fuck. Just thought I'd share with you guys and also ask if I got the good part of the bud.
>last post
Oops this is the image*
You obviously don't have a tolerance; anything will be 'dank' to you. Don't ever brag about strain names, they mean literally nothing unless they came from a legitimate medicinal shoppe, because dealers just say cool words like "green crack" and "banana thundercock". There is no way for you to know if they are actually those strains, and even if they are, it's mostly the growing process, harvest timing, curing and storage that affect quality.
Your weed looks okay, I think it is probably 2 grams. Depending on your area, 15 is an ok price for those mids.
these boys are like a family to me, but they've honestly been getting tiresome as fuck lately.
one's like a 9/10 chad sex addict but he'd do anything for me.
another's a weeb ass motherfucker but we have the most in common, however he's definitely closeted and has feelings for me (feels me up and shit when we get wasted, etc.)
and #3 is probably the most chill, but all he does is talk shit about the others and constantly asks me for advice about everything.
i love these guys but goddamn i've been thinking a lot about just dropping their asses. have any of you guys ever gone through a phase like this? i don't want to do anything if i'm just being a little bitch. i've just been irritated by them more often than not lately and im not an irritable person at all. idk
>>16929286
Initials?
>>16929286
>like a family to me
>(feels me up and shit when we get wasted, etc.)
>>16929286
no because i enjoy life
A warehouse job that hired on the spot instantly within a 25 minute interview. No background. Yea, birth certificate and social security card needed and other info for payroll though.
Is this a good sign or a bad sign? I mean, does this sound like some scammy shit?
However,
-the ware house is severely understaffed
have people working 12-16 hour shifts if they agree to it (says they'll give double time)
I'm just concerned since a friend took this job. Just seems a little strange, or is this normal of warehouse jobs?
>>16929228
it's a shitty paying labour job so I'd say it's normal, especially if they're desperate
so long as they have the payroll stuff set up it's fine. not all companies do background checks.
>>16929235
Alright, thanks.
>>16929228
It is probably a tough job and they will get on your case for stupid shit like checking your phone or being 2 minutes late for your shift.
Generally if they hire you that quickly and they are "understaffed" it is because they are working people to death, paying them slightly above minimum wage, and then taking the attitude of
> Hurr durr fucking spoiled millenials don't want to work for a living!
The key part of that is "LIVING" as in a LIVING WAGE. Asshats.
Why would a girl make you think she wasn't with anyone, even a guy friend?
Avoid slut shaming
>>16929269
???
>>16929269
Hahaha