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>no cheekbones
>no/small jawline
>small nose
>eyebags
>white
Everything is proportionate but I can't help but feel like I'm a 4/10 male at best facially. You can only dress up crap so much. It's still crap.
Is there anything I can even hope to do to improve what I look like?
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Only option is to make up for it in achievement and confidence
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Male or female?
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If you're male, you're fucked.
If you're a female, you'll surely have a lot of options.
Inb4 sexist
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Help me /adv/. I'm thinking of lighting off some artillery shells in my bedroom. Is that a good idea?
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pour some gasoline down first
Wait for epic fountain
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>>16951112
Ok :)
Anything else?
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>>16951137
Do a flip :^)
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There was this girl who liked me last semester but I rejected her and instantly regretted it. She gave me another chance but I fucked it up and she ended up rejecting me. It's been like 4 months since.
She was the sweetest person and I still think about her every day, regretting what and idiot I was.
Is there anything I can send her that won't creep her out? I want to contact her, even if she's not interested in me any more.
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>>16951044
You deserve it for fucking it up. Moving on is best, don't drag this girl down with more shit. She closed the door on it.
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>>16951044
Good fucking job asshole.
That'll teach women to approach men, we don't ever want that to happen.
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>>16951044
Why did you reject her?
There must have been a relatively solid reason for that?
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My bday is tomorrow and I feel depressive
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I've joined college this year and my friendship with my old classmates changed completely. We lived a bromance and considered ourselves best friends forever, but now it looks like forever is over :'(
Now I only talk to a depressive guy who also used to be my classmate (but not really my friend) who doesn't want to socialize with anybody. I feel like I can't talk to other ppl because it would be mean with him, or something like that. I'm kinda getting his depression to me.
Another thing that makes me sad is having no girlfriend. I had one, she was super hot (in my pov) and really loved me, but was also super jealous and crazy... I broke up with her myself because of that.
She used to talk to me every week after we broke up but she stopped doing that last days and I don't know why. She wanted me to be her bf again, but I thought I didn't. Now that it seems that I lost her, I want her so hard...
Being lonely won't change so quickly, because there are pratically no girls in my grad course.
There are a lot of other reasons to make me sad but I consider these as the main ones. It lets me down in a day that was supposed to be happy: my birthday.
I know that my text was gay AF, but I really want some opinions and advices to maybe make me feel better. You can also say fuck you to me, just talk to me plz.
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>I broke up with her
>She stopped talking to me eventually
No fucking shit, you dumped her you dingleberry. She has to move on at some point. You only want her because you're lonely.
Have a nice birthday alone you emote using dumb frogposter.
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>>16951234
No one cares lad
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>>16951238
oh. I thought this was /adv/
my bad
For some reason no matter what I can't bring myself to climax. I'm 24 and reasonably healthy not overweight, rather slim. Even though I can get hard, I last a long time but it's so difficult to finish. It's ends up being a chore, tiring and time wasting. She also looks visibly upset (she doesn't tell me) because it's like she thinks she is a problem.
I have to finish myself which is also a challenge, but I've managed to do it most times. I'm not sure if we're just having sex too much, a combination of nerves and my past masturbation habits..
I dunno I just want to be able to climax on command. I could do it when I fapped, but not anymore.
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you might be gripping too hard. Sex is a pretty gentle sensation and you can apply a lot more force when masturbating. If you've gotten used to this rougher sensation, regular penetration won't be enough for you.
If this is your problem, it's fixable. You just have to deliberately avoid masturbating or gripping too tight and re-acclimate yourself to gentler sensation.
It could also be nervousness and performance anxiety. Try to get intimate without having proper sex. Pleasure each other for the sake of it, not for the sake of orgasms. Make it about feeling good, not ejaculating, so there's less pressure to do it.
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You might be gay.
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Put it in her butt
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Followed advice on here
Got a job, Lost weight, Quit all drugs and alcohol, and I'm top of my class in uni.
NOW WHERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!?
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>>16950964
Fucking Chad who dropped out and smokes pot
She drives him to work everyday too
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You don't just magically get a girlfriend once you've done that. They're not handed out like gold stars.
You have made yourself more desirable, which increases your chances. Now you have to go out and actually meet girls and talk to them.
You can't get a girl if you never talk to a girl.
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>>16950973
There is just no winning is there.
Girlfriend has been depressed for quite some time now. The only problem is that she's unwilling to tell me what's wrong. She says she's scared to open up to me due to past boyfriend being a manipulative psychopath who toyed with her emotions, and ended up tossing her away. How do I convince her that opening up to me is safe? I feel stuck. I can't concentrate on work, all I can concentrate on is her and how she's feeling. What do?
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That's just an excuse of her wanting to break up.
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You can offer her your love, and an ear if she needs. Leaving it open helps--then she can come to you in confidence. You're going to have to be patient, OP.
Her problem lies within herself. I know this from personal experience; I had been depressed all my life, and it wasn't until recent that I started climbing out of it.
My fiance helped me climb out quite a bit, though it's been rough (a lot of arguing), and I wouldn't suggest you two go about it the same way. There had been a lot of talk of suicide--again, not healthy.
It wasn't until I realized how selfish I was being that I cared to get out of the funk. I've been researching meditation techniques (went to therapy a bunch, but that didn't help) for the past couple of years. Alan Watts has had a lot of good stuff to say on the subject:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTNpx9N22ss&list=PL349DDE8D0DFB842A
This isn't your issue. You love her, but if this is getting in the way of your own happiness, you need to decide whether or not it's worth sacrificing part of your life for.
Good luck, OP
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Don't force her. Encourage her to open up but don't push it. You want to establish yourself as a safe space.
Trying to make her open up is only going to make her feel unsafe and more likely to clamp up again.
Give her a place she can vent to when she's ready, and when she does open up, be supportive. As she realizes she can trust you, she'll be able to open up more and more.
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The Police will come for my computer and Iphone6 in a day or two. They will have a search warrant. What should I do?
Any advice?
I will wake any advice please help...
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What the fuck did you do anon
Also put a password on your phone
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FOR PC:
>Take out harddrive, smash into pieces, dump pc in pool
>BREAK INTO AS MANY PIECES AS POSSIBLE
>SCATTER AROUND NEIGHBORHOOD
anything on internet history, theyll check ISP and youre fucked
FOR IPHONE:
>take off fingerprint ID
>USE 48-50 NUMBER PASSWORD
if you have any thing in texts, youre fucked
if you have anything in icloud, youre fucked
other wise hard reset and wipe all, set a LONG PASSWORD, one you will forget, and one they cant guess
good luck anon
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>>16950910
i don't get it why would they telegraph what they are going to do, they generally only let you know about their intentions to search your shit when they have a warrant. What retarded cuntry do you live in ?
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>saw oneitis at work
>she didn't seem to notice me, she was talking to a guy in the cubicle over
how do i get a gf?
>tfw no friends and lonely
>tfw start crushing on any girl that talks to me
;_;
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>>16950889
Stop being the kind of person who gets oneitis for a start, it's not good for you.
Also, this is some r9k tier shit, you're a lonely loser, you don't just read steps given out by other anons on the internet and learn to get a girlfriend just like that.
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>>16950889
>approach her when you're doing something that needs her or together, like waiting in line or something
>small talk
>get her phone number, get an excuse to get her phone number, or find it from someone else like a creep or some shit
>ask, before or after getting her number, "hey you wanna get something to eat someday,"
>90% chance she will say yes, GUARANTEED.
>go out on date
you're set from there m8
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Why isn't there a "how to get gf" general on this board?
Its the same shit posted everyday. We don't know you personally, we can't tell you how to get a gf.
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Someone I know online is suicidal ("I want to kill myself"), I don't know where they live or anything and all the advice online says at this stage I should be calling an ambulance or something, what should I do?
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Dealing with suicidal thoughts: http://www.helpguide.org/articles/suicide-prevention/suicide-help-dealing-with-your-suicidal-thoughts-and-feelings.htm
List of suicide hotlines organized by country (tell them to call one): http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
The Mayo Clinic has a guide on finding a mental health provider: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mental-illness/in-depth/mental-health-providers/art-20045530
And here's WebMD on finding a decent therapist: http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide/how-to-find-therapist
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>>16950882
I've found similar stuff myself but I don't know what to do if they refuse to contact anyone
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Im dating this girl that likes writing, the thing is, I dont know what the hell answer when she send me her poetry, it honestly feels like a 12 y old wrote it, But I want to support her and make her happy, whats a good answer that doesnt feel fake?
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You should lie and tell her it's great, faggot
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>>16950865
Find anything you like about it. A word. A line. A feeling.
If you can't, ask questions. Where did you get that idea? What emotion did this come from?
If you post a line or two I'll make up some bullshit you can pass along.
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Ask if she wants feedback--hell, be blunt and ask her if she wants to know what you really think.
If you respect her at all, you'll be honest.
If she doesn't want to hear the truth then tell her you don't want to say anything about it.
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Hey /adv/, I'm hosting a party Saturday and need some paranormal and easy shit to do. these are the simple and easy kids games floating in my head.
Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board Ouija Boards The Devil Has My Arms Bloody Mary
Need some games that wont fuck us all for life and will be easy and fun.
Also reccomend some scary movies.
Made a thread about it on /x/.
I got it from the spooky side, now lets get it to the logical side.
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>>16950822
Why aren't you just drinking, you try-hard faggot?
Aren't you a little young to be posting here?
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>>16950857
Really don't want to get shitfaced the day before work.
Just need some clean, fun, borderline satanic party games.
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You guys could try auto-writing. "invoking" a spirit and then writing whatever comes to your head.
As for scary movies.. what type are you looking for? Possession? Monster? Slasher?
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Update from a few weeks ago. I was the guy asking if it was somehow normal for my (now ex) girlfriend to be pregnant for 11 months. That's what she was telling me anyways. Well she's gone to Ohio and she's basically blocked me on any communication link. I started questioning her instead of just keeping it to myself. I basically told her he wasn't mine I didnt wait for a test. I asked a lot of doctors and researched. So that's pretty much it. She wont talk much, but she did finally text me to tell me her situation is bad. She tried to guilt trip me into sending her money which I played off and ignored. Am I wrong for this or am I right for totally not believing a word she says anymore
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>>16950793
I wasn't here for the original story, but that sounds really fucked up.
Looks like you dodged a bullet. Just block her on everything and move on with your life
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>>16950793
Why do you assume we would remember you?
I will admit, being retarded enough to believe a woman can be pregnant for eleven months is special, but that you actually talked to doctors about it?
I needed this laugh, thanks.
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11 months pregnant? Wut
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Hi /adv/, I hope all is well with you. I'll try and keep it quick. Weird situation, but I feel others may be in the same boat
>going to uni
>See grill for a year
>she was cute and nerdy, just the kind of chick I like
>at the time saw she wasn't a good influence, very selfish at times and princess-syndrome
>at times felt like I was dealing with a child
>end up breaking up, she graduated and wanted to make it a long-distance relationship
>I had become so frustrated with her and her ways that I didn't think much of it
>cut all contact, not a message
>literally bury myself in my schooling, improve myself and become a better person
>worked a job alongside school which I enjoyed, but took up a lot of my time
>fast forward two years
>about to graduate with more than I could've imagined when I started uni
>I've made the greatest of friends and in a field which I can't see living without
>however I rarely really feel anything, always thinking of work
>old hobbies start to feel more like chores
>found out that my ex had fairly severe depression, and possible other mental instabilities which explain why she acted the way she did. None of which she told me
>any thought of my ex is the only thing to really induce an emotional reaction, and it's an immense sense of guilt and regret
How do I go about this? She's this weird rose-tinted standard that I apply to all girls I talk to. At times I feel like I just want to get back together with her, but I know she hasn't changed an iota since we last dated, but the thought of other men with her makes me jealous, angry and sad. I feel like a child in this respect, but I just can't let it go. I should be proud of myself and my accomplishments, but instead I feel like a fucking idiot for following my head instead of my heart.
tl;dr how to let go and feel again
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>>16950791
Dude, you just proved to yourself this girl is a bitch. Fuck people who are depressed and have problems. I'm sorry for them in a sense - in a lot of ways its not really their fault, mostly a culmination of shitty parenting, but if they haven't moved on, or better themselves, they aren't good for you, or someone who has done something with their fucking life.
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As I understand it, it's more of a genetically-depressed deal. I know a lot of people say they have depression when they stub their toe, but the impression I got was that it's common in the family line.
I know what you're saying though, thanks. The problem is that I understand fully why I shouldn't give a fuck, but it's not something I can shake off. It's weird.
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I had social problems all my life. Even as a child I didn't get along with other kids. I was an outcast my whole life. Never had any friends. In my teens I got diagnosed with autism after some very shitty years in school. I am now 20 years old and the equivalent of a high school dropout in my country. I've always felt like I was inferior to my peers and it's no different now. I still feel like a child, both mentally and physically.
I still can't accept that I am autistic, despite multiple doctors telling me so. Everyone says that the diagnosis fits and they're happy that they finally have an explanation for my behaviour. I keep comparing myself to other people my age and that keeps me from moving forward. How do I accept that I am disabled? Am I even disabled? Am I autistic or just a weak beta?
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>>16950754
>I keep comparing myself to other people my age and that keeps me from moving forward
So don't.
/thread
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>>16950758
It's not as easy as that. I can't just flip a switch.