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Truss; he can wear one.

This is a sfw board, so remove the underwear in your mind.

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>>16951769

>Is it customary to work around people's injuries if it's a fwb?

There are no customs in this area. If you don't want to blow him, don't blow him. Its that simple.

>I'd like to stay fwb

Then stay

>but not give off signals that I'm interested in anything more

Open your mouth and tell him your feelings and concerns. Be an adult. All this signal reading and coy bullshit is just going to confuse the both of you.

you realize the "f" stands for "friend", right?

are you confusing "fwb" with "hookup"?

>>16951732
Find a girl with no friends, no job and no bf

>>16951732
Get friends and a job in no particular order.

Talking to women when you see them is a start.

Otherwise, the Internet.

God speed, autist.

No. Send them an email before classes tomorrow to any professor who's class you'll miss. Tell them the reason. Tell them you wanted to give a heads up. Say see them next class.

If the professor doesn't care if you miss, don't email.

God speed autist

Unless you physically can't work your legs to go.
Go.

>>16951734
I suppose I could do this. One of my teacher's recently told me that he doesn't care about my attendance as long as it's not horrible and I pay attention in class. The other class I'm in we are doing nothing tomorrow but prewriting for the next essay. But I feel like I should have the mindset of this guy >>16951735

Another dilema is that there is a big qt in my class who has been responding to my signals lately and I feel like with all these massive cold sores on my face that could ruin it.

>>16951703
>those misspellings

dude is either pretentious idiot or high as balls

The truth of the eye reveals the secret of the hurracane, down the hills of madness

Or...just listening to gorillaz, while high

>>16951689
OP you are so clearly underaged it's giving me cancer, please fuck off and come back when you're 18

Or rather don't

>>16951723
fuck you I'm nineteen and I just want to know

>>16951758
>tee hee I hope the boy I like doesn't ever know I like him!!!
>oh no my social networking device is too hard for me to understand, let's ask an anonymous imageboard for tech support!
>19

I hope for the sake of the future you're lying

You broke the law, pay the ticket or get taken to court. Park at meters now

If it is a state college, yeah, they can do that.

>>16951565
Do you not know there are drug dogs at airports? You're going to Mexico. Just buy new shit while you're there.

You don't.

>>16951570
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>>16951570

Try hotspot shield, fuck paying for shit, just fucking torrent it

Don't get a VPN, the NSA watches you and logs your encrypted activity to decrypt later.

>>16952618
People still use HSS?

o.O

>>16951447
If you've never done it it'll be weird at first, but just have her eat your cum and you'll be golden.

>>16951447
Sounds like you fear something. Try to not think too much about it. At most she would like to try something new (like a new position)

>>16951447
It is kind of weird at first, but it ends up really hot. What we did was watch one of those parody movies, like porno batman or avengers or game of thrones or whatever, then in the beginning you're just giggling and making fun of how awful the acting and sets and costumes are, but then eventually you fuck and it's hot.

>>16951416

She was thirsty for dick and attention, and if it's suddenly drifted off it sounds like she's either a: busy or b: found some other source of dick/attention. Probably both.

Not much of a loss, though.

She sent me a pic of herself in a dress and asked if she should wear that dress to the school dance over break...i think shes mad i didnt ask her to be my date.

>implying I'm even going

>>16951451
So are we supposed to be guessing here how you behaved in response? My guess is shitty communication and indifference. She took the hint. What exactly is it that you don't understand?

Have some info about her to bump this thread..

She's 35
Mexican
Works at Burger King
Is not the manager
Lives in Lancaster, CA
>a pile of garbage
Has 2 little girls too
Also she is so fat

It's not just on the woman. Your brother is a dbag for holding hands with this woman in front of his own fucking daughter, and even having this extramarital relationship in the first place.

>>16951400
>There's a specific part of the contract that stood out to me that states that while I am employed by the company, I am not allowed to engage in any contractual work or even have any professional business relationships with other companies... is this common?
Yes it is.

>The reason I'm asking is because I do on occasion do contracted work for companies that typically lasts no longer than a week... but according to this contract which I will need to sign, I wouldn't be able to right?
That is correct.

>>16951420
OP here, thanks for the reply.

Anyone have any experience in refusing to sign such contracts?

>>16951542
You do have a right to negotiate the clause, but they're kind of the ones in power in this situation so chances are they're just going to offer it to someone who agrees to it.

Step 2: praise fappy the anti masturbation dolphin
Step 3: remember. If you masturbate, you'll go to hell
Step 4: repeat step 2 and 3
Step 5: see 4
Step 6: see 4
Step 7: get off 4chan
Step 8: see step 7
Bonus round: Grow a pair.
Masturbation isn't gonna kill you. If it does, well, come to my house and I'll pay for the funeral.

>>16951390
why?

the road to recovery takes a long time man.

good job on 2 weeks, but it's going to take probably months to get over PMO, which like any other addiction fundamentally rewires the way your brain responds to dopamine.

Dating isn't like cramming for a test. Act like a normal person, relax and have fun.

My boyfriend and I have this running joke of bringing flashcards to dates with horrible conversation starters that we found online. Try doing that in like a fun haha, the whole idea of conversation starters is ridiculous haha

I'm staying up all night Even though I have school I'm shaking I'm really scared what do I do?! Op here

PLEAE HELP

I'm begging you