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Invite them to an activity that does not go well with alcohol. Anything involving physical activity for example.

You make and present plans which don't involve alcohol.

You start by not inviting anyone of English/Irish/Scots extraction, as everything revolves round booze.

>>16953162
You don't. Cūcking your uncle is a really shitty move.

>>16953164
What if my uncle is an ass?

>>16953168
Then you don't want to put your cock in contact with anything your uncle's has touched.

Help plz

You just haven't met the girl that is so amazing you think of only her when you fuck yet

>>16953147
Are your "friends" taken or have they declared you off limits because you're a guy friend?

It sounds like he's trying to avoid confrontation with someone who acts like a nutter.

Seriously you sound a little disturbed in the head. Normal people would have just read between the lines and moved on somewhere between "have to work" and "sorry have plans."

>>16953150

Since when has wanting a straight answer meant that person is a nutter?

I'm rather going to ask you: who are you to perpetuate the bullshit idea that you can't tell things as they are? Why do you think it's good to live in a society where people have to say bullshit like "I have to work" instead of saying "Sorry, I don't feel like it"?

It's so fucking aggravating. I've got a pussy girlfriend who can't make her stupid mind up about our relationship and is too afraid to just break up and just straight up starts crying and being all "but I still like youuuhh". That's the kind of people that get bred by the idea that you can never tell anything straight - people who can't even think straight, unable to make a fucking decision and live with it.

... I probably need some medication for blood pressure or something. Or maybe I should just choke a bitch.

>>16953163
Confirmed for bullet dodged. Smart man.

You mean because you're not supposed to eat before surgery?

No, stick your damned finger up your throat like a man.

>>16953094
yep. that was dumb

You go and they will send you home.

they say that just so you don't fart while you're under. have a few slices man it could be your last meal

start a fairly hefty savings account and dont touch it until you figure out what you want to do, when you do you will be able to get a jump start from the savings

>>16953092
>I have no dreams, no aspirations, no goals.
>What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Welcome to life. You do what you want, but try not to die.

>>16953092
As long as you didnt gather any debt then reroll and study something usefull. Or your litterally becomming that guy in his 50s working at the postoffice for 25 years just waiting for a subshit pension.
Go for engineering, economics, medicine, ATC(<--- what i would have done if had worse grades). Or atleast join the fucking military

>>16953070
So go.

what field?

Well it sounds like you should go, anyway.

Is there any major reason why you shouldn't?

You're overthinking it.

I'm assuming you're young, so going to the zoo or an amusement park are always fun first dates. No pressure to talk, you can just be yourself and enjoy the day together. I'm in my early 20's and still fucking love it if a guy takes me to those places.

For the second, third, fourth, etc. dates; play it by ear. Try to get to know her on the first date, and then pick something catered to her interests. If you still don't know what to do, pick something cliche i.e. movies/coffee/dinner.

Lastly, she's your girlfriend when you talk about it. Sometimes these things can go unsaid, but it's best to have a chat regarding the status of your relationship. Don't be autismo about it, just ask if she'd like to get more serious.

>>16953046
Just don't date.

>>16953060
>love it if a guy takes me to those places.

Opinion discarded.

I'll admit she didn't make it super clear but I probably wouldn't of bother ed with an answer that she can't leave. It's hard to reject people so she was trying to be nice.

>>16953042

>it's hard to reject people

Top tier b8 cunt you really had me

>>16953026
She tried to let you down easy, but you persisted so she had to let you down hard.

Nobody's fault.

>>16952992
Yes but only if you enjoy flirting.

If rejection is the only possible negative consequence, then why not? If there are other social ramifications, best to consider them carefully

Always try!
But try in a way that you are already know you're gonna fail, cuz then you got nothing to lose.

I see confident chubby manlets banging qts way out of their league. Dont know if they were rich but a bit of charm had to go in there

you know you have to break up with her, dipshit.
She's a cheater, she can only get off by the danger and degradation of cheating.

>>16952989
She's a whore. What are you doing with your life.

>>16952989
>Her ex apparently knew every time but stayed with her because she convinced him it wouldn't happen again.
>She's now convinced me that she has changed and that she doesn't want to ever cheat again.

Delay it.

take your time, don't just rush to the finish
the longer it takes the better it feels

-Edging (almost orgasm, calm down a little, almost orgasm again, repeat for as long as you feel like)
-Wait at least 48 hours between each orgasm
-stick penis in woman, but be careful, do not make babby

it doesn't matter if you're fucking ugly

At first i thought this was a joke but i guess not? My advice as a very hairy person leave it as it is....once you start waxing trimming watever it may be it will only get worse in everyway....trust im that way now.

>>16952987
I know shaving would make it worse (I shave my arms and part of my stomach - unluckily hairy too) but why is waxing bad?

You mean a scam or a business? A lot of people sell something they are familiar with or have a lot of like car parts or something like that.

Google image search the currency and denomination you want. Then print it.

>>16952941
I'm also interested in this. If I could just make a little money on the side that would be great.

You guys bangin'?

It is what it is. She knows its temporary but is enjoying it while it lasts. It sounds a lot like the relationship I have right now with my room mate. I got out of a 4 year long relationship and needed somewhere to go. He was an old boyfriend of mine from high school who reached out to me 9 years later. I asked if I could move in, he said yes. I've been here about a month now and we pretty much do everything together except the kissing. Twice we've had cuddle sessions (no sex or fooling around, just playing with hair and foot rubs and laying on each other). I kind of regret that though because I know actions like that make the friendship complicated so I won't be doing it again. I sleep on the couch and he tucks me in most nights and kisses my forehead before going to bed. I like being around him, but I don't want to be his girlfriend even though I know he wants me to be. But he doesn't push it either. I'm just not ready for the level of commitment. I don't want to have to answer to someone else or consider someone else's feelings before I make decisions in my life. It's almost like boyfriend/girlfriend relationship minus the sex and commitment.

>>16952879
have you fucked her ?