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>>16953594

define 'fucked'

also tell us what your major is / intended career path is

I don't understand the problem, since your search turned up some colleges. You're actually getting an education and thinking about your future. How are you fucked?

I plan to get a bachelor's in IT but I also want a school with a decent number of practice rooms for my music performance minor.

>>16953558

ask your doc

>>16953558

I have no good advice for you, but if I would choose i'd go with the medicine. If it could relieve you from pain, it could provide room for you to make a clearer path forwards, and help you help yourself in a longer run.

Is your OCD connected to things(like switching things on and off), or is it more about your cognitive thinking in general?

>>16953558
Medication helps adjust your brain chemistry to better work with other coping mechanisms, such as desensitizing your through exposure.

>>16953548
Post pic.

I have a spermatozoic cyst which I thought was cancer, it feels like a smaller little ball in there.

Now, in my case that's benign, but it is VERY possible that in your case it's a tumor. You need to see a urologist asap.

could be your undeveloped twin brother.

>>16953547
Am gay, use fleshlight. Don't see the big deal, at the end of the day it's just a hole for my dick.

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>>16953800
That's how men feel about you ;^)

>>16953547
>do gay girls like dildoes
You realize they primarily use strapons

Does she take the pill at the same time every day? If so, she's likely not pregnant. You can have sex without a condom on the pill.

>>16953538
Is she 12 or just retarded? Either is illegal where I'm from, naughty naughty.

>>16953538
She gets her period a week after the last time you had sex.
The birth control is not relevant.
She is not pregnant.

Only if you notified them.

I don't want to hijack, but is lasik eye surgery cheaper outside the US? It's already pretty inexpensive here ($3000), but just curious.

>>16953569
Go to Albania. They do it for 500USD

I wouldn't lie that much. You need to lavish yourself and do white lies on a resume. Not straight up "I worked at this place for several years" when you didn't.

I volunteered at an animal shelter for 3 months. I turned that into 6 months. I "helped the kitchen" when all I really did is prepare and place coffee for guests. I wouldn't lie about your last employment length because they'll check that. If it was a stupid project like my volunteering and it's not a reference with a phone number, I know they won't.

Also kind of off topic, but never ever joke during an interview. Light hearted is fine, but no jokes.

>>16953517
It's so easy to check this stuff out that I wouldn't even try to lie.

The best you could do is talk to your former supervisor, explain that a three-month sting looks bad and ask if he would agree to say you worked there six months. And that only works if they don't have an HR department to double check.

Lie as much as you like, its not like a person looking for a dishwasher or kitchen porter is ever going to get in touch with the CSI Miami to check you out.
In fact tell them you were head chef at Maison Eric on the Champs Elyseè in Paris, but gave it up due to stress, and you now prefer to work undercover for Michelin as they are thinking of starting up a star system for greasy joe diners. Tell them this info is confidential, but if they give you a job you will put in a good report to Michelin hq.

Does anyone have any advice?

Oh, and excuse my English, I'm not a native speaker. Reading through it now, I realize I made some mistakes.

>>16953662
Yes, choose less miserably isolating hobbies. I hope you aren't planning on making friends and becoming involved with a community of like-minded fellows with those hobbies.

I know that if I bring up any of these inequalities to her there will be a bullshit excuse for them or outright denial.

>>16953498

what are those inequalities on your side? you listed all of hers but arent listing your own. to you they may seem small, but from an outside perspective they might be more or less equal.

>>16953503

>i know that if i bring up any of these inequalities to her there will be a bullshit excuse for them or outright denial

then delete your thread, cuz the only advice you wil lget is
>talk to her about it
or
>stop the inequalities as they happen

>>16953504
On my side

>When I'm upset I can sometimes copy what she did to make me upset, ex if she said something to upset me I'd say it back a few hours later
>I have more say when it comes to the dog, ex how to train him
>I can be like 'I don't want to talk about it"

That's really it.

If you're wife cannot see that this is causing a detriment to her life and yours, there is literally nothing you can do.

You need to talk to your wife and point these things out to her, because it seems to her that her friend's mannerisms and way of life are just "how she is and always has been".

The fact that your wife gets jealous over a petty superficial friend is a bad sign though.

>>16953485

talk to your wife about her real feelings on her friend. if she doesn't actually like her friend anymore, DONT suggest she dumps her friend. that will make her feel sad, and like you are trying to be the only thing in her life.

instead, suggest she focus on new friends. offer to host a little 'dinner party' or whatever for her friends from work or school, people she doesnt know well but would like to get to know more. if shes more on the nerd side, invite them over for game night. if they're more on the party side, just invite them over for beer pong.

point is to offer to help facilitate her opening up her friend circle, as opposed to closing out the only(?) friend she does have.

but if your wife doesnt see her as anything more than am inor annoyance, than you are more or less stuck with her.

you cant blame her friend for your wife's bad shopping habits.

>>16953499
I've suggested ny wife to make friends. I have introduced her to my female high school friends and she would talk to them for 3 days and then stop replying.

My wife stops spending money on make up for awhile and then when her friend rubs on her face her new make up shit I suddenly see that she bought a $50 makeup kit with her maxed out credit card

>>16953474
Any ideas how to get a past W-2 from an employer? Subway had a employee login system but none of my email addresses are working

https://partners.subway.com/portal/Login/tabid/58/Default.aspx?returnurl=%2fportal%2fdefault.aspx

>>16953477
Any ideas if I check TurboTax for my old W-2? I can't seem to find anything.

>>16953471
>what is tumblr
>what is reddit

>>16953471
Literally any college campus. Fucking why though.
And yeah Tumblr.
Tinder and other dateing sites are more or less for attractive or at least normal acting people. Of you want a fat nasty unshaven sjw those aren't the places to look.

>>16953471
tumblr

>>16953450
Pretty normal to be restless about something you've never experienced before. Just try not to mess yourself up skipping meals and losing sleep hours.

Also, try to think about how she'll think of herself if she knew you'd been losing sleep and meals because of her. I'd feel bad if I was her.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovesickness

Congrats, you're in love.

Either ask her out or just forget about it. Those are the only productive things you can do. I recently fell for someone that doesn't even live in the same state and it was killing me. So I told her how I felt and actually got somewhere instead of just obsessing.

>>16953439
No.

Any other advice needed?

>>16953439
You wanna be the ultimate douchebag?

>>16953439
Of course not.
The fact that you're the kind of person to laugh at a rape victim is why she's uninterested in you.
Work on being a better person.

I know the feels man, I was in the exact same situation as you a few years back.
Nothing worked for me, no study plans, penalties etc, I am sorry to tell you this but you just need resolve.

If it's working, meaning you're getting good grades and accomplishing the things you would otherwise accomplish, then why change? If it's not working, then like the other anon said for only thing that will help you is resolve. There's no magic trick to it, you just have to work on shit and get it done during the day.

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Im currently in college and just got over over procrastinating the way that you do. I dont know how I did it other than just deciding that what i was doing was retarded and that i should work towards not procrastinating so much anymore. I know it feels like an impossible obstacle to get over, but its really just a gradual process of eatablishing new habits and getting over your old ones. The more you engage in these new habits, the more they become natural reflexes over time. Its never too late to start either, so dont let your anxiety tell you that you cant do it. What i think about that helps me a lot is that if i just get it over with now, ill have plenty of free time to relax and not worry about it later, plus ill feel proud of myself for actually doing it. Over time you look forward to that pride and it just becomes a natural routine for you. Think of it like a brick wall blocking your path, that you're taking apart one brick at a time. At first ittl be a slow process and youll only want to take down a few bricks at a time. But after a while it becomes easier and youre taking down multiple bricks each time you try with increasing ease. Then eventually the wall will completely gone and you can move forward on the path that is your life, or something like that. Either way, you can do it and i believe in you OP.