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Oh.. ohhh..Hamaphrodite 2016-03-24 21:38:43 Post No.16953820
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My gf told me she was born with a rare condition where she's technically female but has fully-functional testicles inside her body, and they produce male pre-cum but not sperm.
Basically every time I thought I was making her gush she was man-cumming on my cock and idk how to feel about this.
She's pretty feminine otherwise and her vagina looks normal except for a very large clit.
Have I been fucking a dude?
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>>16953820
"S'ei piace, ei lice"
If you like it, who gives a shit
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No.
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She identifies as female, so no. All females have a dick/balls (clit, labia) that doesn't mean you're having sex with a man.
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Hello /adv/,
I suspect that my little brother is molesting my little sister (brother is in his teenage years, sister is much younger). The thing is, I'm not entirely sure and thus I don't have any evidence to prove this. How would I go about confronting my family about this issue and how could I get him charged? What should I do?
I live in the UK, if it's any help.
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You need to gather evidence, dingus.
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You could try confronting him and try the hard threat approach.
"Hey <broanon> how's it going! So I've been noticing something funny going on with <sisanon> and just thought I'd let you know :): if I find out you've been touching her I'm going to chop your balls off before turning you over to the police so they can throw your ass in jail where Jamal can have his way with you all night long. K? Have a good one :).
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I wouldn't confront your family about it.
Parents can do insane mental gymnastics to block out what's really going on.
As soon as you get anything more concrete to take to the cops, go to the cops.
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>like a girl
>start flirting a bit with her
>notice she likes me too now
>immediately lose all in interest in her
This keeps happening, how do I stop this?
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>>16953794
Is it sexual interest you're losing or the fun aspect of meeting someone dies quickly
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Maybe you like the chase more than the reward it brings
Idk though maybe you're just gay or something
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>>16954653
I'm not, I touch my pee pee to pics of women.
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Hey /adv/,
I know this really cute girl and I guess we like each other, and I would like to go out with her.
I also live in a place where there are hordes of cock hungry tourists (especially in summer) and I really want to put my dick in as many of them as possible.
I can't decide which I want more and the result is that I do nothing. What do?
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>>16953778
Go for cute girl. The tourists aren't even a sure thing.
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The only logical answer is that you should kill yourself.
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>>16953778
>Cock hungry tourists
dont fill your mind with delusion of grandeur
So guys, I kissed a guy I work with's girlfriend.
>At party
>She slips me a note on her phone saying "If I wasn't with anon, we'd have had sex by now"
>Proceed to kiss her
>Felt guilty so I stopped it
>Next morning
>"I'm going to have to tell Anon we kissed"
>She is going to downplay the whole thing and make it seem a lot less worse than it is
Guys, if I didn't work with the guy and see him every day I would feel bad but not quite this bad. He's also such a nice guy. Any advice on how to approach this? I realise I fell for the bait and fucked up bad.
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>>16953756
Now you get to face the consequences of your actions. You chose to kiss her knowing full well what could happen. I don't have any sympathy for you. He'll probably be mad at you for awhile.
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You made your bed, now sleep in it. There's no real strategy to this. Let her do what she will and handle the fallout. It's not like your entire life is over now. He'll do whatever he'll do and then it's over.
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>>16953771
Thanks guys
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How do/did you find yourself?
When? And what happend?
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I think there are two key concepts at play.
- You are your habits, you become what you repeatedly do
- You can change who you are by picking up new habits
The problem which remains is to identify the things you like to see in yourself. It's quite difficult to do introspection when you are constantly busy with everyday life which is why it's best if you have a way to disconnect, to fly away from your stress for a period of time and gain a clear perspective on your life. Try different things, talk to new people.
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>>16953728
A few years ago. I realized that I'm a worthless sack of shit who is borderline sociopathic. It made me feel freer but at the same time bad because I know that my entire life is a lie.
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I came to the conclusion that the "self" as we commonly think about it is an illusion and that I'm nothing more than the outcome of circumstance and experience. After that it was pretty easy to figure out why I make the decisions I make and why I have the opinions I have.
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Someone on my course forgot to log out of their gmail account.
One other person thought it would be funny to go on, change all his details and then send private emails to his bank/girlfriend and family members.
The guy whose account this belongs to found out a few hours later and has reported the incident to the head lecturer on my course.
I know who did it and he is a real dickhead but I don't want to publicly announce that it was him (no one else knows).
I'm thinking about sending him a voice changed phone call using an unknown number to let the "victim" know who it was and get that shitdick in real trouble for messing with his bank and harassing his family.
Is this the way to do it? I thought about sending him an anonymous email or something but then they would have physical proof that someone ratted him out.
Is sending a "stalker-like" phone call a bit too extreme? I don't want him to know it was me or let anyone else find out I had anything to do with getting the fuckbrain caught.
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>>16953714
If neither party is your friend then say nothing and go on with your life. You're not some vigilante police with your stupid idea of a phone call nor is it on you to rat on someone.
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>>16953714
Just tell the lecturer in private. They're not going to out you
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>>16953714
Are you seriously this retarded? So what if this guy finds out it was you? Are you some sort of bitch? Just tell the fucking professor that you saw this guy doing that bullshit.
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Hello adv.
I dont want to sound like an uncaring asshole but why is it that a lot of my friends comes to me for help with their life and mental problems.
>A girl cried to me cause she was afraid she was gonna fail a test
>friend A went through a suicidal phrase and i was always there to get him out of it, giving him positivity and wisdom
>friend B currently (pic related) doesnt fit in very well and is generally failing school. Says dumbshit and lose all his friends then come to me saying he was betrayed
>friend C was depressed last year and started cutting, i also tried to help him somewhat.
I feel like so many people in my friend circle are mentally ill and it seems that they all come to me to say their problems. I dont mind helping out a friend but when its constantly messaging about negative stuff i feel its taking a toll on my mind as well. I never tell my problems to anyone and always suck it up. In ways i am getting tired of everyone coming to me and i want to have friends who arent so weak minded and deal with their shit themselves. How can i deal with this adv.
Thank you
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>>16953700
Because you don't have any friends you could tell about it. That's why they abuse you and you posted it here.
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>>16953700
>mentally ill
You sound two faced, like you care but you think they're a piece of shit
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Tell them to stop. People will talking to you about their problems until you tell them to stop. If you don't speak then people will assume you want to continue to listen. If you don't want them to think like this then speak up. Be direct, make a short sentence, say you're not interested to listen and stand your ground. That's it.
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How do I screw with someone by posting their name and phone number online? 2016-03-24 21:06:21 Post No.16953694
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How do I screw with someone by posting their name and phone number online?
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Where can I do it? These two girls took out a fraudulent lawsuit against an artist friend. We need revenge.
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Who the fuck cares
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Look OP, I'm going to need some more information before I teach you how to ruin a life.
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>>16953694
Tell us about lawsuit and relation of these girls to your artist friend
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Cold turkey no weed after years of heavy use.
Cheat hurts and I can't tell if it's lung damage, anxiety or what. Feels like my chest is in a vice around my sternum.
Anybody have a similar experience? What happened?
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You should taper instead after that long
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>>16953731
I feel really sketched out right now and I have to go to work soon, so I can't get even a little high.
Suggestions?
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It may just be anxiety from not getting your regular fix. Still, if it gets any worse, go to a doctor.
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Help Me Identify the Song! 2016-03-24 20:52:29 Post No.16953668
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Help Me Identify the Song!
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Last thread died. Female singer, mainstream pop/pop-rock pretty sure its from the late-90's could be early 2000's. It has a lyric like "you don't feel it but i do"
and repeats Something Something but I do in the chorus.
Made a vocaroo of what little I could remember.
Please help!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LHDIqPGzoR
Pic not related
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p.s. I tried asking /mu/ and they were no help
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"I Do", by Lisa Loeb.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4uwLTiDPU
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>>16953740
THANKS!
I fell asleep today at work during a meeting, again. At first i thought this is because im not sleeping enough at night but for the past 2 months ive gotten 6-7 hours of sleep at night during the week. I find it hard to believe this is so little sleep that i get sleep attacked during team meetings and while im driving.
Im not always this prone to falling asleep. I go through cycles of emotional highs and lows every few months and when im on my high period i dont fall asleep at all. This makes me feel like it's related to my hormones.
Has anyone had similar problems?
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You could ask a nutritionist to do a saliva test to see what's up with your adrenal gland. It's what produces/regulates your hormones, mainly cortisol.
What times at work are you falling asleep? Is it only in meetings?
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>>16953656
belsomra
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>>16953670
Sometimes happens when im sitting at my desk trying to read something but it's most problematic during meetigs. I just can't help it at all. Used to happen when im driving to but nowadays that got better.
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>I've been dating a girl, my age (30s), for five weeks now.
>when we first started dating, I asked if she was seeing anyone else (cause I was and I wnted to be upfront)
>she said nope, not for some time
>things develop nicely, go exclusive
>find out from her she lied about this, had been going on dates with a couple of dudes in between
>at first don't care cause we had not yet become an item
>however I am bothered by the dishonesty
>no remorse, I'm sorry, whatever
>says it doesnt count cause first dates aren't seeing someone
>I still feel like I don't care that much, but maybe I should?
What do /adv/?
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Dishonesty does count regardless of when it happens.
I don't understand why, but the red flags which people LOVE to ignore are the biggest, brightest ones that hit them square in the face. You'll lose your shit and not sleep for days if you find her texting habits to be a little suspicious, but when something blatantly rolls right over you you'll actually ask "durrr what should I do?" Nigger she lied to your face. What do you think you should do?
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>however I am bothered by the dishonesty
This sort of behavior demands a dumping on principle.
Come on, you asked her directly and she directly lied to you - even though it would have been totally okay if she'd told you the truth (as you did)
Aren't you too fucking old to put up with this shit? You ought to make it clear (politely) that this is why you're ending it, and then don't talk to the cunt again.
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>>16953624
You should. Liars rarely stick to lying about one thing.
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I think i have a sugar momma. 2016-03-24 20:10:11 Post No.16953607
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I think i have a sugar momma.
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Alright /a/, been dating a girl for over a year now. I really love her. But i think we may have different perspectives on what kind of relationship we have.
>meet girl
>we date a lot
>she is rich, but only found that out a few months into relationship.
>she has always been generous with gifts and stuff
>i feel bad, but she always says she enjoys giving people who are important to her stuff
>recently car broke down.
>meant to vent to her "my damn car broke down, now im gonna have problems getting to work."
>wake up a few days ago.
>have my dream car wrapped up in a box in my driveway.
>she went out and straight up bought me a brand new car.
So yeah, im probably retarded for feeling upset about a girl running out buying me a car.
But some of my friends, even before this happened, called my gf a "sugar momma" because she is always paying for shit. Idk, would it be rude to just ask her if we are actually bf and gf?
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If you've been dating for a year, you guys are in a relationship.
If you are uncomfortable about the car, ask about returning it and getting a new car more in your actual affordable range (i.e. one you can meet the upkeep on your own).
Take this as a lesson in the future: be careful about venting to your girlfriend about your material needs.
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>>16953618
I mean look, i would be lying if i said i wasnt happy that i got a car out of nowhere, but i guess maybe i feel a little uncontributing to the relationship? Idk. Is she gonna do this kind of thing every time i vent ti her?
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>>16953631
have an honest talk. open with how grateful you are and see where it goes. is she older than you? by how much?
i knew a guy in a similar position. he was dating this hot 10/10 didnt have to work cuz daddy was rich as fuck, she paid for EVEERYTHING for him, literally everything, his apartment etc.
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Studied UI/UX design (bachelor) and currently doing a related master at university. Also have some work experience. About every week I get a email with a company in the near offering me a job because they saw my work (portfolio). Basically this opens lots of doors in all kind of directions. Now the question is what kind of companies are the best to work at? I always thought that I want to work at a very big company because usually payment is higher and not too stressful. But is it really the right way to go? What about startups? Or should this be enough confirmation for myself to start a own company? Any advices in that direction?
>pic related how I feel these days
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>>16953595
>but is it really the right way to go?
define 'go'. as far as startups are you going to get the freedom you want? sure with your own start up you would, but do you have any ideas for a start up?
when in doubt, take a job. you get offers regularly so if it isnt doing you any good, switch jobs. save up some money so that when you DO have an idea you can hit the ground running with lots of money saved up.
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>>16953611
thanks for the advice anon. Gonna keep that in mind