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>>16970767

yes. that would be almost every straight man who works out.

>>16970774
I got laid as a fat guy, I got married as a fat guy, I had my first through sixth threesomes as a fat guy. I got fit because I didn't want to die of a heart attack.

>>16970767
God she's gorgeous, I want to poke her face with my penis

Yes. I always take my sister/friends into the stall. It's normal op

>>16970710
Really?

>>16970701
they were doing drugs, retard

"I would bring up my concerns and respectfully inquire into whether or not you absolutely want me to do it that way anyways"

>>16970669
do it my own way and tell you that i did it your way
cant argue with results

>>16970685
>What if I disagreed with you and still told you to do it my way, which you were still certain was 100% wrong?

>>16970596

taking forever to respond could be some reason. it implies a lack of itnerest (even if thats not the case). a guy might be glued to that all fucking day talking to girls all day, getting to know girls all day, so by the time you respond they may have already talked to 10 girls and met 2 of them. just in the time it takes you to say 'oh not much just playing mario party'.

men also tend to wait for the right chance ot invite. instead of just blurting 'lets get coffee' they try to find a common interest to meet upon. 'oh you like this movie? lets get lunch and then go see it' etc.

If a girl was taking a whole day to reply to me I wouldn't bother with her. Acting like you're too busy to respond to someone when you have a fucking smartphone is so fake and lame.

>>16970596
A guy on tinder will drop the convo if he thinks he can't get laid or if he started to talk to someone who's more likely to put out. Not all guys do this but with tinder it's pretty common. Don't be afraid to be upfront. Some guys get shy or just don't know how to go about meeting girls. It's such a popular app and I feel like it's gotten to the point where people forget you can use it to meet up with people. Good luck!

>omg anon is attracted to the opposite sex WHAT A LOSER

Is your job safety patrol at an elementary school? Because if not i can't imagine any co-workers caring

Quit your job, obviously. That's the normal, rational thing to do

>>16970519
Ya, no one gives a shit dude.

Get a New Job

>>16970503
It's very important experience for my career goals. I've only been here for three months. At the earliest, they can fire me in May.

Tell your boss he's not going to talk to you like that in a professional environment. Bring a voice recorder to work if you have to, but it's not going to get better if you don't confront him.

You may just be sensitive, not that I'm doubting your story, but some men just communicate in a crude fashion like that, without realizing how they come across.

Are you a female?

Mail it to a friends house. Pharmacies sell lube. Go to a novelty gift shop at the nearest mall.

If I have kids I will never treat them like this what the fuck is wrong with your parents. Mine did the same shit, it's a horrible feeling to be LITERALLY 18 YEARS OLD and have your rights constantly violated. Get a PO Box at the post office. They're like 30 to 80 dollars a year, and if the package is too big for the box theyll hold it for you to get at the counter.

>>16970508
I don't want my friends knowing I'm buying fap material either lol, I'm sure they know I'm a loser who can't get any enough already. I still don't want to buy in public though, idk feels uncomfortable to me.

>>16970557
Yeah it sucks. I've talked to my mom about it and she doesn't really open them anymore unless there isn't a name on it, but my step dad is an asshole and he really doesn't care so he'll open anything that comes to the door. He is pretty heavy set on the "it's my house I will open anything that comes to my house" ideal.

If he's a virgin, all of what you said amounts to nothing. Clearly being approached doesn't mean shit

>>16970425
why does it amount to nothing? he isnt doing it for pussy. he has a passion for filming. he is shit with women though which annoying me because he gets chances.

Here's another headscratcher for you, OP:

Do men approach women solely in the belief that they have a hot ass?

Same age here, similar trouble, but with experience.
search fb events and if something seems interesting, go there, if nervous, take afriend with you.

do that and repeat, find hobbies... can´t help you with relationships, but you will find friends this way...

little hint: most of those snapchat happy people are making it glamorous even though they feel like shit most of the time too.... it´s mostly just fake...

>>16970373

but the snap chats look so fucking HYPE.

I wish I had more hobbies. I feel like shit because my hobbies are shit. I am really envious of a friend who is like a wood carver. He makes excellent carvings. I wish I could do something like him but I don't have the capital(it seems like any hobby worth doing.. you always need a workshop or garage to fucking do it. I live in a studio apartment so none of that would be happening).

Go travel. For real. Go travel to a different country. especially over New Years.

I'm a lot like you. I'm a quiet guy, no clubbing or anything crazy. never go to parties. Last winter I went to Europe on a personal vacation. Man it was Nice. Just go get away and explore something interesting and exciting. Also, I was in Venice for New Years and stayed in a Hostel. Great experience. I'm not good at approaching strangers and starting a convo. But in the Hostel it was easy because everyone there was open and interesting. You could comfortably just talk with people. So I hug out with a cute Canadian girl and these 2 cool dudes from Brazil and Germany and we explored all over Venice. Then we went to the NYE celebration, saw the fireworks and then got drunk as fuck at the hostel (the Hostel had a huge party for its guests) and it was so fun!

>>16970336
Make it a black diamond. Get it removed.

Is that it? Post a pic if not. You can cover it with another tattoo (we can give suggestions if you post it)

>>16970378
yeah Im working on getting it removed but I think there will be a ghost image left of the cross which isn't good.

join a aonic fanclub so u can hang with the rest of the edgelords

Can't you have your own thoughts without calling yourself a communist

kids today wtf

>>16970279
>I was recently exiled by a community of friends from college for being a red piller.
Good. Take the hint and grow the fuck up.

>Does there even exist ANY kind of in-person community of like minded red pill individuals?
The sex-crimes wing of your local prison. Maybe the ward for sexually dangerous patients at yout local mental institution. The methods for joining should be obvious.

>Or are all in-person communities blue pill by nature, and I must hide my true self when around other people at all times?
You will never be able to hide it for long. What you really have to do is stop being a redpiller.

I don't have any tips because I'm a pathetic viring too, but I wish you good luck anon.

>>16970006

"You look tense. Would you like a butt massage?"

yes - golden
no - "Okeydoke, sorry I asked, you just have a really massageable butt. Want to play outlast instead?"

Enjoy ensuing awkward silence.

>>16970027
>good luck
thanks

>>16970028
I laughed at least.

Anything... slightly more serious, maybe?

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>>16970034
Bumping again. I apologize if this isn't allowed butI really need help on this.

>>16970000

What a waste of quads.

Get professional help. I don't know where all that "muh untarnished record" shit is, but it's illegal for a doctor to divulge any information about a patient to anyone. Not to your parents or to your employer. The only time is when there is some sort of lawful reason, in which it will only be for investigative purposes.

Get help, dumbass. If a doctor ever reveals your shit, you could sue him for hundreds of thousands of dollars and live the perfect little NEET life.

Get. Help.

Long distance can work. The problem is YOU.
>lack of discipline
>lack of motivation in life
>all this doubts about her
>overthinking, worry and stress every day
>no proper friends

What girl would want to be with someone carrying so much fucking baggage? Not only does she have to deal with a LDR which is already difficult for all but the most well established relationships, she has to deal with a depressed, insecure guy who even doubts her loyalty? Forget about it. You'd be burdening her.

GET HELP, DUMBASS.

>I'd like to go to Norway for a year to study the local tongue and see their north poles

Heck, I wouldn't be excited either, baby. How far is the actual distance? How often would you actually see each other in person? How many sex partners are you going to have during these twelve months?

How old are you and how long have you been married?

>>16969938
He'd be in NJ. I'm not going to cheat. We might see each other for a week a couple of times while I'm there.

Chill out could just be a phase, look into who he hangs out with a limit tumblr use

When did you decide you were straight? I personally came out as straight at 11 and my parents thought it was a fine age for the "choosening"

>>16969802
He doesn't hang out with anybody, really. He's extremely shy and I have to force him out of the house.

>>16969804
Who the Hell comes out as straight?