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Has anybody developed a formula that leads to gf?
I just want to know if there's some scientifically sound step by step method that leads to successfully gaining a gf.
If this exists please explain it.
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>>16971634
>Has anybody developed a formula that leads to gf?
If there was a magic formula that worked on every woman, 4chan wouldn't exist.
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>>16971639
are you really telling me that 2000 years of civilization and we still don't have a gf formula?
fucking pathetic.
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>>16971634
When you have enough confidence to speak with women and accept rejection without fear or apology, you will find a girlfriend faster than you would ever believe.
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[Help!] I don't know how to interact with humans (´･ω･`) 2016-03-29 04:16:51 Post No.16971473
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my friend's girlfriend said that she has a friend who is looking for a good guy and I guess she told her my name because now she sent me a friend request
the thing is I suck at girls
do I say something first?
should I ask her out on a date?
do I pretend to not know why she added me?
do I bring condoms to our wedding?
[HELP!] I don't know how to interact with humans (´･ω･`)
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alright well stop using (´･ω･`) whatever that is, unless you're a 14 year old korean child, you should drop it. i know this is a chinese cartoon picture board but christ.
Social skills are a muscle anon, you only get better from talking and practicing, just relax, puff your chest out, relax your shoulders, relax your butthole, and use eye contact, your eyes are strong weapon.
Understand what your strengths and weaknesses are and work with them, if you're awkward, be yourself, as cheesy as that sounds.
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>>16971520
ok but do I have to message her now? and If I do what do I say?
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say hi, make a pun with her name, be different then other guys, and go from there.
Feel out the vibe and work with it, if she's cool ask her on a date, coffee whatever, its casual.
But do NOT ask her to hang out, be specific about what you want.
to be honest you dont seem too interested op
"do i have to message her now?'
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So how can i enjoy sex if i cant bus because im afraid im going to get the girl pregnant? Yea i do where a condom and yes i know that's whats its suppose to prevent but just the fear that i could get her pregnant and i just end up fucking her for about a few hours and i don't get any relief (if you know what i mean)
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birth control, monitor her cycles, morning after pill, wire coat hanger $200 and a trip to mexico
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>>16971482
lol im already monitoring her cycle
she dosnt take brith control
and i think im stack up on morning after pills so i can finally get some type of relief
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any other advise for me not to be so paranoid and maybe even fcking enjoy myself,
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Sorry, I'm kinda drunk. I'm a really shitty girlfriend with a really great boyfriend. Every time I look at other peoples relationships, it becomes really obvious that mine isn't like theirs. It's not because my guy isn't great (he is_ it's because I'm a shitty girl.
I grew up almost exclusively with guys. I don't dress feminine. I don't really act feminine. I don't know how to be a good girlfriend. Are there any websites or tutorials or whatever that teach me how to not suck?
Thanks.
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>Humblebragging
Oh please. You've got him wrapped around your finger.
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What makes you so shitty?
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>>16971498
This.
You gotta share more for some help.
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What do you think about lying on a resumee in order to have slightly higher chances on getting the part?
I'm 23 years old and I have only worked as an actor (and got paid for it).
I'm applying for a job at this burger joint tomorrow. They make overpriced "gourmet" burgers, they've been expanding around the city since it' the new trend here. A friend of mine told me about a friend of his that applied without having much experience and while being very clumsy, and got the job
My friend suggested me to lie a little to improve my chances, but I don't know. I guess it makes sense, since whatever you know this people will have to train you anyway since they do it their own way. I was thinking about saying I worked as waiter on an old bar in my hometown, some time ago. Maybe drop that I also helped on the kitchen... What do you guys think?
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You just have to stay committed. My dad works as a computer software engineer, and is entirely self taught. He put down bachelors on his resume 20 years ago and now he makes something like 90k. But he is always "in character" if you will.
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>>16971369
What do you mean? You telling me to just believe it and go for it?
I mean, it's just a small lie, but at the same time I feel weird about it. As if, maybe they just hiring people and if you go with lies and shit, they will turn you down, like they prefer honest people.
I cook a lot for my brother. The kitchen is no unknown place. Not the same as a burger joint, yeah, but i'm very familiar with it. But yeah, how the hell do you show that on a resumee anyway?
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>>16971369
So your dad is dishonest? That's a pretty shitty character trait. You live in a house lies.
I've been friends with this one girl for about 8 months now and I've developed feelings for her. When we first started to hang out, I made sure of myself that I wouldn't fall for this chick, however, spending everyday with her, more than her boyfriend, I found that we are literally the exact person. We like the same things, we think the same way, we do things the same way. An example would be if we saw something happen, we would always look at each other, without any words and know exactly what we were thinking of and smile/laugh. I was thinking about telling her my feelings, but I'm not sure whether I should. This because she is constantly texting her bf (who does nothing all day) and they have sex time to time, which kills my motivation because basically she has someone already. However, She has to hide things from him, including that the fact she hangs out with me more than him. She tells me things like that she might be pregnant and needs to buy pregnancy tests. Does that mean She only sees me as a close friend because she sharing her personal things or is that I developed enough trust from her? Another thing is that All of things things we do is so couple like, yet we pretend to just do things as friends. When we meet new people, they all think we're a couple and when they find out that we aren't, they get shocked. My friends are all telling me to bang her already, but just thinking about her having a bf makes me think we're just friends, as expected. When I was at her house the other day, her dog kept on licking me constantly and she told me that out of nowhere that it's interesting that the dog licks me more than her boyfriend and her dog has a large impact on her. I'm just blurring out stuff right now because I've kept this bottled up for too long and I'm currently out of state and heading back Tom and planning to tell her about what I feel. Will she consider my feelings, even though she has a bf. I need help with this in general. I need advise, I need ideas
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Too add on to this, there are a lot of time where when we finish an activity, we usually end up with the words "so.... What do you want to do" and we always hesitate, does it mean it's a sign we should be fucking in the passing period
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Adding on again, there was a time where we were bored and looked at each other and because we know what we're think always thinking about, in this case, sex, we were about to initiate it, but because we were close friends and never tried to be Be intimate with each other, it felt awkward and we ended up laughing it off and never tried being intimate with each other. However, there were times where I was close to her, kindaaaa hinting her, but it didn't go anywhere
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christ op, let me give you the rough and dandy verison :
You need to break it off with this girl
She has a boyfriend, and you're just another center of male attention. You need to leave, work on yourself, date other women, and then, when your ready and she's single, then you treat her like any other women, pump and dump or relationship, either way. you'll get over your oneitis and become more confident, which will make her want you more.
Also, never ask her to hang out, always dates, if she's uncomfortable, more reason to move on, if not then work with it.
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this hairstyle looks like absolute shit. the girl may as well be bald.
how can i make my girlfriend stop doing this shit?
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>>16971315
>how can i make my girlfriend stop doing this shit?
Ask her politely. If she doesn't stop, deal with it.
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>>16971315
Really? I like it. Looks clean and professional.
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>>16971315
I agree with you OP but didn't you post a thread like this a few days ago?
Warning, you might be dating my ex. Is her name Grace?
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My girlfriend doesn't believe that I love her, and that I'd never leave her ever. How do I prove it.
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>>16971298
Dump her and then a few days later text her "lol just kidding"
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Anything more serious?
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>>16971306
Alternatively, let her fuck a black dude while you watch and suck the cum from her vagina so she knows you'll do what it takes to keep her
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Sup advice? Can I get advice on adding some girth to my ding dong? I think if I make it thicker I'd be much satisfied. Anything helps!
Anybody tried pumping before?
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You can't make your dick bigger without rendering it impotent by damaging the tissue. In order for it to change from a flaccid to erect state, the penis has to give up the ability to repair the tissue from damage like you can find in your biceps or quads. You are stuck with what you've got.
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Wrap some balonga around it. No one will notice.
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>>16971287
I heard Jelqing improved girth too, well the trade off is that you dont really feel pleasure while having sex, but she probably does, so
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Reverse lookup with a license plate? 2016-03-29 03:03:53 Post No.16971221
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Reverse lookup with a license plate?
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Wasn't sure where to put this so I figure it's best to ask for advice. I'm wondering if any of you fine people have the ability to look up a license plate for me. Guy reversed into me in a parking lot, jumped out of the car, threw a card for his insurance company at me, and sped off. I got his license plate number but the card has none of his information on it. When I called his insurance company, they refused to give me any information until I can get the guy's name. I'm kind of stuck here and would really appreciate some advice. Will provide the license plate number if anyone can help me.
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I have no idea but bringing it to the police might be an easy solution
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How do we know that you're not some stalker with a restraining order?
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You can't, you can only look it up if you're an authority who has a genuine reason to look up licence plates. It's a privacy thing. Go and report it to the police, or talk to your own insurance company
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Should I make a fake Twitter and use a hot guy to ask my girlfriend for nudes to see if she's a slut?
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>>16971069
Yes
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yeah
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>>16971082
Should I ask for them right away or flirt a little? I'm afraid to know the answer
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Annoying ass mother in law advice? 2016-03-29 02:09:08 Post No.16971012
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Annoying ass mother in law advice?
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My mother in law and my wife have never had a great relationship, due to her being an abusive and mentally ill woman. But over the last few months it's been creeping into our relationship and specifically our house. About 4 months ago, she took my wife's house key without her permission while she was knocked out at the hospital, and made herself three copies. We found that out by accident, and we took her keys. A few little things have happened since. But today I got home from work earlier than usual and she was there. Presumably for a few hours because she had rearranged our living and bedrooms as well as my little music studio. She threw away furniture, clothes, and my synthesizer. What the fuck do I do here? It doesn't seem to stop.
>inb4 "just talk to her." that happens frequently and clearly it isn't working
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Seriously what the fuck. if she keeps interfering in your life you may need to file a restraining order. Barging into your house and throwing away things is no okay at all.
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>>16971012
Change your locks, restraining order. This is absolutely not okay.
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my husband and I lived away from our family for a few years. gives both mother in laws a chance to calm down, and give you a chance to figure out what your own house rules are.
Try moving for 3-5 years????
Would you date someone with serious political differences than yourself?
What advice would you give to someone who would?
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Depends on how those political views bleed into their daily life.
My advice would be to not sell out just for the sake of avoiding conflict. That should be possible while still maintaining integrity.
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>>16970982
I wouldn't even date a person with an opposing taste in music as mine (read: A bad one)
Try to not make your relationship about your political stance, make it about your shared interest of what the fuck is going on in the world. If arguing about politics does get the better of you, try to funnel that energy into make up sex.
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>>16970982
i only date ayn rand
i only speak logic
i only see truth
i only wield knowledge
for i am an atheist... and ignorance is my greatest foe
one day, the sheeple will bow to my superior intelligence and i will cuck the entire population with my uncanny intellect
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Right now i`m a nice guy, everyone likes me. I have lots of friends, I am funny, accepted, whatever.
I hate it.
Too many obligations, and too many people.
I want to become an asshole, like pic related. Is it possible to just change personalities?
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>>16970957
>Like archer
You have to rethink your life if you're going to mold yourself into a fictional comedy character.
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Yes you can. But you have to stick with it. You can't bounce back and forth anon. I used to be an autistic nicefag and now I'm a douche who lifts who's still kinda autistic but talks to chicks and shit. It's possible but it's also gotta be natural, don't be someone you're not.
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>>16970973
Was it worth it anon?