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Even a haircut like this too. I don't know why, but just looking at new haircuts makes me feel nervous.

Might you post a pic i can help you out

>>16989614
If you don't want to do it then don't do it. It's your body after all, only change yourself if you want to change yourself. They're not going to have to live with your hairstyle, you are.

I just got like two feet chopped off. I'd been thinking about it for years but I couldn't ever bring myself to make an appointment with a salon so I cut it myself on impulse knowing I would have to get it fixed.

it doesn't, the law of attraction isn't real.

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>>16989559

>People say a positive affirmation will make you more conscious of opportunities to make it happen

Its pretty much bullshit they put in pamphlets and on the cover of self-help books to trick you into spending 100$ on tickets on a seminar to see some asshole in a suit tell you what a special person you are.

If you want something, work for it, and even then there's a chance you won't achieve it.

That's the law of the universe. Luck + Preparation. That's it.

If affirmations boost your confidence and make you feel better than go for it, it can't hurt.

you're just pumping yourself up psychologically. some people can do it, others can't.

Dry off your pubes.
Get a handful of olive oil and soak your pubes in it.
The gum should come off.

How did you get gum on your pubes?

>>16989539
THIS IS SUPER HELPFUL AND ILL TRY IT NOW...

Don't ask it was a weird home waxing treatment gone wRONG

throw some peanut butter on that gum

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>>16989338
>impregnation fetish

ITS NOT A FETISH IS LITERALLY THE REASON YOUR PENIS AND VAGINA EXIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAS THE ILLITERATES

>>16989338
Pretty normal. Probably an evolution thing, like having "pride" or something that the human race is being furthered.

They make "pads" like that that simulate the appearance of pregnancy. Maybe you can get one and ask her to wear it under her clothes.

>>16989361

yeah and after she denies your insane request, you can expect divorce papers

>>16989326
>is this normal?
No. It may or may not be dangerous, but most people don't get sexually aroused by kids, which means that no, it is not normal. Anyone who says otherwise is some kind of pedophile apologist.

I've read that some researchers believe pedophilia to be a kind of crossed wires--the parts of your brain that should trigger the urge to protect and nurture stimulate boners instead. So you wind up, in your case, with an uncomfortable mix of boners and a sense of emotional closeness. The panic attacks make sense, because you're having feelings you know aren't right.

Do you also feel emotional connection and physical arousal around adults/people your own age? If so, I imagine you can succeed with a reasonable life if you can suppress your not-OK urges. If kids are all that get to you, it will be harder.

But you can prevail. With help. Talk to a shrink. As long as you don't have or work with children, you are not a legal risk.

>>16989366
I am attracted to people my age,its just I've never desired a relationship with one.

What do you mean "only rarely" get turned?

>>16989315
> I can't even fuckimg express myself properly

I think your autism might be the more pressing concern over your clubbing feet

>>16989324
thanks

If you have the opportunity, you should go speak to an actual doctor or surgeon about surgery so that it doesn't get to the point where you can't function (that is, if it's surgery that you want, can afford, and think will be best for you in the long run.) The woman you're describing just sounds like a bitch, and what the hell does she know, anyway? She's not a doctor.

Good luck, OP. I hope it works out for you.

>>16989271
Promising start to a thread.

There is a GIANT and SUPER BRIGHT led sign at some auction place on the edge of my town.

It's blinding and awful enough, but whatever middle aged chucklefuck programs it put this fucking dancing baby on it, and goddamn minions.

>>16989276
>>16989282

What?


Also, what should I do?

So far I'm eating at every fast food place I see, and I bought a deck of cards (bicycle, so it's really good) just in case anyone I meet wants to play spades.


What is everyone doing for fun these days?

btw, my computer is really fast

Well, since it isn't permanent damage like tattoo or missing limb you will be fine :-D

Runaway and never look back.

Isnt this something you shoved thought about prior to cutting it?

I've been in this position before and theres nothing you can do but suck up the hate from your parents. They'll get over it once it starts growing out again. I did that when I was 14. I did it before my communion which made my dad even more mad. He didn't talk to me for a month after calling me a "transvestite donkey."

Good luck with the insults, OP. My self-esteem took a plunge since then and I'm not sure i totally recovered 4 years later.

Wow 18 and your parents don't want you to cut your hair?

>>16989169
Let me fuck your pussy

>>16989173

Fuck off retard

Get your own girlfriend

>>16989109
Where do you live?

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>>16989112
Hueland

>>16989109
You don't dumbass, they're endangered.

>>16989098
Because you're scared of rejection probably. Just start spending more time around her, start conversations with her, etc. Ask her out for coffee or something if that isn't too awkward.

SOunds like me.

"What if she says no that'll be weird"

you think shes too good for you/you aint good enough for her
plus you go all nervous and start acting weird
just say fuck it, be you
lose the nervous shit

>>16988995
Don't give up you're not alone. I'm 18, also virgin, went through serious depressions and suicide thoughts when all friends began to talk about sex, cutest girls got fucked by older douchebags and I was still unexperienced. Worst was that I actually had girlfriend for 2 years, but I was faggot and she didn't really want it. I live with parents so inviting girl to come over is not possible since I'm never home alone. I guess I can't help you, maybe try to focus on something alse so you don't think about it so often

Its weird man, how parents make sure you wont get laid

Doesnt that counter the point if being a parent

>>16989102
yeah, it hurts way more than it should rationally

it's like the ultimate exclusion: no one wants to do the most primal thing on earth with you, so you start doubting your worth as a human being as a whole...

also sometimes it feels like a club that literally everyone around you is getting into except you and they're laughing at you from the inside.

I don't whether I should laugh or what lol

>>16988970
People lie everyday. It is part of why we are on the top ahead of other animals.

Personally I never let lies pass by me. But it isn't happening often because
my friends and coworkers aren't lying that much
or I am too dumb to tell diference
or they are good at lying .-D

Until you piss somebody, I don't see it as a problem. Keep broking their bad lies OP!

What kind of contradictions are we talking about?

Is it I was taking a shit at 8 PM but it was actually 7:30 PM? Small things like that?

>>16988994
Well I guess they say good liars have good memories... But the issue arises because liars have to consciously lie, which is cognitively pretty demanding to keep up with

>>16988996
More like 5pm vs 9pm

>>16988966
>College (con't because I digressed)
I don't even know where to begin. I know I at the very least want an associates in something so I can get a better job. (One of the things I am thankful for in my life is my job, a situation which could be much worse given my lack of credentials)

But is it too late to enroll in university? Live the Greek life? I sometimes worry my ambitions are eclipsed by my reality. Is there a limit to how old you can be before persueing a post grad degree?

I'm kind of just existing at this point. I want to change that.

>I never got to enjoy a life of my own
Why can't you? Do you have the GI bill?

>>16988987
Nope. Got screwed out of it.

And I can't have a life of my own because I'm a dad. No matter where I go or what I do I'll always be a dad.

And truth be told, I love my daughter, but I fucking hate children. I don't even like the idea of long term relationships; the idea of being around one person for that long makes me nauseous.

The real sad thing is 18, 19, 20, 21, 22 year old me knew all of this. But he got married and all that what not because "it's what you do."

I wish MGTOW and similar movements had been around when I was that age so I wouldn't feel like such an aberrant for not wanting to be some woman's meal ticket.

I want to live a full life and die alone. Is that wrong? Is that even possible at this point?

Dead end m8

Just turn around and go down a new road.

>>16988798
>gets away

You never had a chance, dude. You tried but she's not into you.

I think you could give it one last try, but it sounds like either she's not into you or not interested in a relationship.