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Hey, guys and gals.

The Doctor is in, so if you have a question about your health, your body, or what that green shit under your toes is, I'm willing to answer and put your mind at ease.
Thread theme for today is Nosia's Groundhog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTeE2Jeu5Kk

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Im scared that i'm going to kill myself right now. I have 8 hits of ecstacy and im home alone.

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Okay guys, I seripuslt need your help, this is starting to become a serious fucking problem, I don't really remember when or how it started, I'm introverted, but I am not depressed, or suffer and other mental issues at the time (which I am aware of, that is), I'm a hardcore /fit/izen, work out daily, people constantly complimenting my physique, but for a while now, I've been mutilating my toenails to the fucking point of this. HOW IN THE HELL DO I FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT? (Pic related, nail 1)

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There's been a burning question I've had for awhile now. I'm a dick and I can make guy friends easily because of my dark and asshole humor but meeting girls is really hard because whenever I talk to them I come across as a
weird dick. What do?

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I'm a max level introvert with terrible self esteem who honestly almost never feels lonely, no matter how long without social interaction (besides customers) I go. As long as I can talk to people on the internet, I'm happy.

But I decided that I need to stop being a bitch and to get a boyfriend. Even though I would honestly love to be alone my whole life.

So when this dude from larp asked me out for dinner, I decided to go for it. I got drunk beforehand (I always get drunk before dealing with things I don't really wanna deal with :^) ) and actually had an enjoyable time. Met him again for coffee (sober) and it was kinda awkward but still pretty darn nice.

Then we just saw the new Civil War movie. I drank before hand but it just made me tired instead of drunk... And I really didn't have an enjoyable time in the slightest.

I have a really hard time enjoying real people. I have husbandos who I adore, but idk man, 2d is just so much better. Plus I feel like he wants more then I can give, kissing and stuff makes me uncomfortable and I'm a virgin who really doesn't like to masterbate and only really thinks about sex with 2d dudes. Should I just stick with it, or just accept the fact that I shouldn't date people.

Sorry for rambling.

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Hey /adv
sooo there's this long complicated backstory involved in all this but let me summarize:
sister's ex-best-weeaboo-friend from middle school lives with my hoarder parents who let her sit on the couch ALL DAY (she only gets up to make food, use the bathroom, or walk to taco bell/7-11). She lives like a filthy sewer rat. She never showers. She never brushes her teeth. She does not clean the mold that must be growing between her blobbish thighs. She doesn't have a job (welfare pile of trash), she doesn't do any chores unless forced to (my mom pays her to do the dishes everyday and she complains about that), and she has a negative attitude about everything. She smells like melted crayons, fifteen day old fish left out in the sun, and stale artificial cheese sauce. She wears the same clothes for days and I see crusted blood streaked along the back of her skirt. Honestly she's probably a health hazard.

I just moved back in with my parents, have a rad job delivering pizzas, and am close to finishing a bachelor's degree.

should I confront The Blob (as I've come to know her as) and try to scare her into straightening her life out or.. should I ignore it until I have enough money to move out? I don't know how many more fantasies about setting her on fire I can take.
She's disgusting and talks shit at her friends on the internet in a fake english accent. She's obviously mentally deranged from a lack of real-life social interactions.
I caught her today yelling at someone on her psp about being a slut and betraying her, all in a Jon Snow accent. The last straw was when she called my cat a turd.
What would you do?

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Hey homies. Made a thread last night, consider this a follow up.

I met this girl online a few days ago, she lives far away but we were just talking for the fun of it. She was decently interesting to talk to and damn cute so what the hell. Then I realized quickly she's very clingy, and batshit crazy. After two days of talking she wouldn't stop saying how I was this perfect guy and shit. She mentioned her parents are dead, her grandparents don't care about her, and apparently her ex boyfriend who was twice her age (literally, she's 18 he was 37) finds her and beats the shit out of her sometimes, and still verbally abuses her over text. (Only proof of this is what she told me, could've been lying for attention)
I think she saw an escape in me or something, but I knew she was expecting her and I to be some kind of long distance thing because she demanded to know if I liked her and to make her happy I fucked up and said I did.
Last night when she went to bed I bailed out, deleted my account on the app we were using to talk and uninstalled it without saying a word to her.

I know I really did the right thing in cutting it off but god damn it I can't stop thinking that I probably just crushed this poor girl.
I just need someone to assure me that I made the right move.

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So the last few days I have had this condom in an aluminum wrapper (its Magnum) in the frontmost pocket of my backpack. I've also been carrying my laptop around in the backmost sleeve inside the bag, where it's supposed to go.

The other day, I noticed some yellow on the side of the screen that touches the bottom of the bag, and closest to the aluminum foil. Although they separated by the rest of the bag and some of the other stuff in it, I wanted to know if anyone knew if foil can negatively affect a laptop screen. Did some Google searching, but didn't find an answer. Some people were talking about wrapping laptops in foil, which sounds crazy.

If not, does anyone have any idea what could cause this discoloration. It seems to be temporary, though the last of it takes FOREVER to go away if it is going away at all. I've seen something like this before when I put a magnet too close to my TV, but that healed quickly. The color also responds to putting pressure on the screen, it seems to move around....

Thanks internet bros

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How do I stop being a misanthropist (someone who hates society)?

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Is there anyway to download a bunch of viruses and malware? I miss the old days of Windows XP and having a bunch of random toolbars and search bars in my browser. It made me feel comfy. I just want to enjoy it for a little bit and get nostalgia and delete it all when I am done.

What was your favorite virus/malware? Was there any you enjoyed somewhat?

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I need some holiday advice, kindof.
I was going to take my partner on a holiday for a week or so to a place in Brisbane in about a month and a half, but we broke up recently and I kind of still want to go but I feel weird going myself. Nobody I know can go, and the few that could I don't talk to anymore
> 2015 was the year for losing friends
I don't like going to pubs and clubs alone, and I feel like I would maybe see the city and do some shopping one day, then just sit in the hotel room bored getting stoned, drunk and ordering room service for the rest. That kinda just seems like a massive waste.
> Brisbane because it's close-ish
> also Brisbane because I particularly like one hotel I'd like to stay at again.
> the month and a half thing is because of some super stressful shit I'm going through at the moment with houses and money and bullshit so I really want a frickin holiday soon before that gets mentioned.
What would anon do?

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Hey /adv/,

I have a dilemma.

Basically, I worked for a company as an intern (along with others). I worked really hard, staying overtime and stuff, I thought I did really well. I even got a really great review from my manager.
However, at the end of the year, some interns who I know didn't work as hard or didn't necessarily get a great review or anything got a full-time job offer, whereas I was only offered a contract.

I feel a little betrayed and cheated by the company. I took the contract cause the economy is bad right now, but I want to know if I should bother working towards getting hired by the company. It doesn't seem like they really believe in me, or they don't trust me or something.

What should I do? Should I maybe just work a bit then look elsewhere?

The contract is 2 years.

Thanks in advance.

PS. Pic unrelated.

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What is that welt looking thing on my chest?
It's not acne or a welt

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How do I pick up a new accent? My current one is shit and I want to learn an accent that sounds good. Not sure which even.

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How do I stop being so obsessed with being in a relationship? No matter what I'm doing I catch myself daydreaming about having someone to share my life with, and having the only real goals and dreams I have be about shit I'll never realistically obtain.