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Does it affect your legs or lower back? If no, it might be due to rheumatoid arthritis. You did right to take acetominophen. If RA is the case and the pain started just today, apply ice pack on affected area. It will reduce inflammation and pain. Don't if pain bothered you more than a week. You can try majezic, its NSAID, to relieve pain.

>>17145764
It only affects my arm, not lower back or legs. I'll try ice and see if that works. Thank you.

>>17145756

Did you goigle symptoms of a heart attack before posting this? Because these are those.

>>17145742
Get out of bed and go home.

>>17145742
Don't forget to post picture of her here before you go home.

>>17145742
Just fuck her right in dat baboon pussy.

Are you saying that you're a sissy?

Maybe he just wants a friend

>>17145690
lol OP wants to feel an old mans wrinkly balls slapping against his taint.

Perfect body symmetry is actually unusual. You probably don't have a missing rib, they're just differently shaped.

It feels like it went under the previous one but when I grab it it kinda moves while on the other side is still.

>>17145588
Stolen kidney nigger

dont you have any colleagues?

>>17145526
33 bro here. Married at 30. Onlly have like 3 friends, and they all live out of town.

You can get friends anywhere by just joining an interest group or church or social club or something. They're a dime a dozen. I don't really have any friends and I"m perfectly happy. Online gaming and shitposting fulfills virtually all of my social desires. I wouldn't worry about that.

However at 35 you are starting to fall off of your peak in terms of desirability to a sexual partner. You'd better start working out, eating properly, and dating. I would recommend online dating websites such as okcupid, because they're easy and fun to do and can sort of get you out of a rut. It's not terribly hard to get pussy from sites like these.

>>17145526
Don't look for people. Look for things to do. People will follow.

Join a club. Join a church. Join a gym. Do volunteer work. Go to concerts, museums, clubs. Take a "useless" class (art appreciation, cooking, etc) at a community college.

You'll be in the company of people doing the same thing, so you automatically have something in common. It will be natural to chat, go out for a drink after, plan activities.

And some of them might be female-type people.

caffeine withdrawl?

>>17145509
Go to a doctor. Don't self diagnose and treat.

>>17146574
fk off
op you just need some lemon juice

>>17145478
You gotta move out is one, and two is give up thinking you will be different than your folks, you can keep yourself in check but will be very much like them.

>>17145483
Thank you. I feel better

I have the same problem anon

The one thing i hate most about these kinds of parents is their way of guilt tripping you. I dont know about you but thats what my mother does all the time. And dont even get me started with arguing logic with them. Yesterday they took my bed so im currently sleeping on those martess things on top of the bed. My back hurts so fucking bad but i just have to accept it, because if your a parent you somehow get a "I can never do wrong" pass, and this pisses me off so fucking much.

The one thing i do is i never raise my voice toeards them and I always make sure that im never on the same low level as them.

Hang in there anon. They won't be alive forever and when they dont, you're probably going to regret soms things you've done. Find someone who you can talk or vent to. Id recommend you seeing a therapist because it is something thats bothering you, right? In the meantime just let them have their way until you move out

Please don't leave me with them

Start working out.

Guess not a good place to ask.

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Statutory rape

3 years difference? That's no problem

Thats not pedo. You're cool bro

Your new friends are trying to make you offended about things because being offended is the new society we live in

if its done as a joke and it doesn't bother you then its not a problem

if being called a dyke made you feel bad, or you asked them to stop and they didn't then yeah it would be wrong, but that's not whats happening

>>17145407
Are they right about it? I mean, it got me thinking. Am I being disrespected without even knowing?

As nice as it might be to have a gf I just can't imagine anyone wanting to be with only me and not having physical or emotional feelings towards guys who are better looking and more masculine personality than me.

>>17145369

I worry she is trying to get emotional feelings elsewhere that im not giving her or something

>>17145358
She lose interest in you and she don't respect you anymore.If she is in love with you she would never dare to this fearing she would lose you.

Demonstrate to action never to word.Go find hobby be more absent and don't answer or call her one or two days in week, tell her you are busy.

When you two go out in clubs if she does this again you go flirt with girls there.

She needs you more than you her.

If she is nagging or questions you for being absent just reply her sarcasticaly or ignore it with smile.

OP your relationship is almost over this only way to revive flame in your relationship.

If she breaks up with you because of absence it is her loss and you can self improve with all time that you spent on her.

One must always abide the bro code

BROS BEFORE HOES. DROP HER.

>>17145266
Text should only be used to set dates or meet-ups

Well, what color of hair do you have? What color do your parents have? 1) it's entirely possible that you can't even have a blonde kid because your brown hair genetics will mask those genes 2) even if you had a kid with blonde hair, it usually darkens considerably as they get older. My brother was blond as a kid, now it's just a sandy brown color.

>>17145242
Moms side is Brown/Blonde, Dads side is Black

I was born a dirty Blonde but changed eventually to completely Black at like


>1) it's entirely possible that you can't even have a blonde kid because your brown hair genetics will mask those genes
Sweet

>) even if you had a kid with blonde hair, it usually darkens considerably as they get older. My brother was blond as a kid, now it's just a sandy brown color.

I can deal with Sandy Brown desu

>>17145256
>at like 9***

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>older
>19
You are practically still a child, the brain doesn't finish developing until 25. Probably just getting the teen rebellion you-can't-tell-me-what-to-do horseshit started a little late, that's all.

I mean, if you are fine living with no friends, family, and no relationships besides ONS once and a while, I'm not here to stop you. It's your life. Just make sure you have some kind of plan in place so the authorities don't find your mummified corpse still sitting in your recliner in 50 years because no one noticed you weren't around for a decade plus.

>>17145162
I say older because ever since I was 16, I've gone completely numb emotionally toward others. I can fake it real good but I haven't felt anything genuine and have been unable to since I was 16. I also went through my rebellious stage when I was in like middle school. My folks and I are cool, I just get really short with them sometimes and I can tell it hurts them which bothers me deeply but idk how to change it. I doubt I'll die without anyone noticing, I'm really close to my family if anything and I have a few friends that care about my well being. I just don't care about anyone but myself and idk what made me like this, I used to be caring. I still am in some ways, I do nice things for my family to make up for how shitty I am sometimes.

You are just an edgy teenager, get over yourself.

If you want to be different or special just learn cool skills, don't try to be the "im so weiiird" kind of guy.

You are forcing the typical "manipulative cold fake charming" sociopath so bad it's not even funny lol.

Meet a girl you like who likes you back.

>>17145087
Tinder, okcupid, craiglist, plenty of other places where you can practice talking to girls and then apply it to the real world

>>17145094
>meet a girl you like
Ok how do I do that?